Christmastime in Poland

December 7, 2024 • 8:15 am

It’s a mere 18 days until Christmas and, of course, the First Day of Coynezaa.  Both festivities are marked by an overconsumption of food, and Coynezaa enjoys the advantage of having no religious overtones save encomiums for Professor Ceiling Cat (Emeritus).

Here in Katowice, in southern Poland, the Christmas Market is already in full swing in the town square, and I happened upon it walking back from the Silesian Science Festival (today I registered, tomorrow and Monday I speak). It was exactly what I’d expect a Polish Christmas market to be: full of fun, food, and just a bit of religion in the form of singing angels (not shown). Here are a few holiday snaps I took while crossing the town square.

Yep, here’s where we are:

Katowice has an ancient history, but lacks the charm of other Polish cities for two reasons: it was an industrial hub for mining coal and steel, and, under German occupation, many of its landmarks were wrecked, including the Great Synagogue, shown below next to the City Baths. It was completed in 1900 and razed by the Germans in 1939.  And of course most of the Jews were killed or sent away to be murdered.

Photo from public domain, Wikipedia.

An old building that remains in the city square:

Here is a monument that I take to be in honor of the local miners. Note the flowers and miner’s lamp at the base:

And everywhere people were having fun and laughing, expecially the kids. This one got a big soap bubble:

But the adults were also having a great time. There are various plastic status behind which you can stick your face to get a photograph. Like these people:

A penguin:

And a train chugging the kids through the market:

But of course people were there to get stuff, too: mostly food. Like these roasted chestnuts:

And look at this inventive and mouth-watering display of lollipops:

And, of curse, gingerbread, a Polish speciality for the holidays:

Very fancy gingerbread. These say “Happy Christmas” in Polish:

Various candies (caramels?), some of them flavored with booze (“piwo” is beer):

And what is a Polish market without sausages?

There were stalls selling non-comestibles, too. This one carried a variety of soaps, including these cat soaps in lavender and lily-of-the-valley (“kot” is “cat” in Polish):

Walking back to my hotel on the shopping street, I saw a big line in front of one shop. It was selling a variety of soft pretzels, and I would have joined the line had it been shorter:

There was a variety, including non-twisted pretzels filled with Nutella. The cinnamon pretzels were nearly sold out:

But below is a store selling the quintessence of Polish baked treats: pączki.  Wikipedia describes them:

pączek is a deep-fried piece of dough shaped into a flattened ball and filled with confiture or other sweet filling. Pączki are usually covered with powdered sugar, icing, glaze, or bits of dried orange zest. A small amount of grain alcohol (traditionally rectified spirit) is added to the dough before cooking; as it evaporates, it prevents the absorption of oil deep into the dough.  Pączki are commonly thought of as fluffy but somewhat collapsed, with a bright stripe around them; these features are seen as evidence that the dough was fried in fresh oil.

Although they look like German berliners (bismarcks in North America) or jelly doughnuts, pączki are made from especially rich dough containing eggs, fats, sugar, yeast, and sometimes milk.

(Note that when JFK proclaimed himself “Ich bin ein Berliner” in Germany in June, 1963, his attempt to forge solidarity with the divided people of that city actually meant, in German, “I am a jelly donut.”  He should have said “Ich bin Berliner.”)

Believe me; these pastries are superb! The only thing preventing me from trying one or three was that I was full from the ample spread of goodies in the Science Festival’s VIP room, to which I have access as a speaker. But have a look at these puppies! There are four zloty to the dollar, so each large filled pastry is about two bucks.

Happy Christmas from Poland!

Thursday: Hili dialogue

December 5, 2024 • 6:45 am

Today we’ll have a shortened Hili Dialogue as I’m getting ready to travel to Katowice tomorrow for the Silesian Science Festival.  Posting may be light or nonexistent until I return to the states next Tuesday evening.

Welcome to Thursday, December 5, 2024, Polish Fruitcake Day. Well, not really, but Malgorzata made a stupendous fruitcake yesterday. Ingredients: rye flour, oat flour, prunes, walnuts, dried apricots, raisins, butter, baking powder, vanilla sugar (and other ingredients).

The whole cake:

My breakfast slice (great with coffee):

It’s also Krampusnacht (beware!), National Sachertorte Day (arrant cultural appropriation), National Blue Jeans Day, National Comfort Food Day, and World Soil Day

Readers are welcome to mark notable events, births, or deaths on this day by consulting the December 5 Wikipedia page.

Da Nooz:

*Joe Biden made a trip to Angola to foster U.S. ties with the oil-producing country, but all anyone wanted to know about was his mistaken pardon of his son.

President Biden’s long-anticipated trip to sub-Saharan Africa, the first by a U.S. president in almost a decade, was interrupted by the same question, shouted outside of Angola’s presidential palace, in ornate meeting halls, and on the sidelines of a sunset speech outside the country’s slavery museum: “Mr. President, why did you pardon your son?”

The three-day visit to Angola, scheduled to be Biden’s last foreign trip with six weeks left in his term, fulfilled his promise to travel to the region. It was meant to serve as a capstone in his administration’s efforts to strengthen ties with the oil-rich nation and highlight U.S. investment in the region to push back on China’s influence.

Instead, Biden’s last trip abroad was often overshadowed by events that had taken place at home. First was President-elect Donald Trump’s victory in last month’s elections, casting uncertainty over Biden’s vow that America is “all in on Africa.” Then, shortly before boarding Air Force One on Sunday evening, Biden announced that he was pardoning his son Hunter, going back on his previous promises not to do so.

As he shuttled around the country, Biden ducked questions about the controversial pardon of his son, which was being met with outrage by Republicans as well as many in his own party back home. “Welcome to America,” he joked to the Angolan delegation at the presidential palace amid shouted questions from the U.S. press about the pardon.

Biden, who at one point closed his eyes for an extended period during a roundtable with African leaders, didn’t hold a news conference during his trip, a once-standard practice on foreign visits.

Did he fall asleep? I wonder if he’ll simply drop from sight after his term is over, or whether reporters will continue to monitor him for signs of decline.

*Both the LPGA (Ladies Professional Golf Association) and the USGA (United States Golf Association) announced that transgender women would not be allowed to compete in women’s golf tournaments (h/t Wayne).

The LPGA and U.S. Golf Association have announced changes to their transgender policies, effective for the 2025 season. The policies, which were announced in tandem on Wednesday, prohibit athletes who have experienced male puberty from competing in women’s events.

Hailey Davidson, a transgender athlete who competed in the second stage of LPGA Qualifying in October, fell short of an LPGA card but did earn limited Epson Tour status for 2025. She became the second transgender golfer to earn status on the developmental circuit. Bobbi Lancaster earned status in 2013 through Stage I of LPGA Q-School but never actually competed in an official event.

The LPGA’s new policy states that players whose sex assigned at birth is male must establish to the tour’s medical manager and expert panel that they have not experienced any part of male puberty, either beyond Tanner Stage 2 or after age 12 (whichever comes first). They must also maintain a concentration of testosterone in their serum below 2.5 nmol/L.

.   The LPGA’s updated Gender Policy extends to the Ladies European Tour, Epson Tour and any other elite LPGA competitions.

“Our policy is reflective of an extensive, science-based and inclusive approach,” said outgoing LPGA Commissioner Mollie Marcoux Samaan in a statement. “The policy represents our continued commitment to ensuring that all feel welcome within our organization, while preserving the fairness and competitive equity of our elite competitions.”

These seem to me reasonable standards, assuming we have any data on golf performance of trangender athletes. If not, I’d favor a blanket ban until we have such data.

The absence of male puberty seems more important than circulating levels of testosterone, which was the standard that used to be used in the Olympics, as there is also no overlap between the levels of men and women. From Mt Sinai:

  • Male: 300 to 1,000 nanograms per deciliter (ng/dL) or 10 to 35 nanomoles per liter (nmol/L)
  • Female: 15 to 70 ng/dL or 0.5 to 2.4 nmol/L

*At the Free Press, Olivia Reingold reports, in a piece called, “How to ‘Make Your Campus Palestinian’” (archived link) on a large convention in Chicago dedicated to the enactment given in the title. There are a uumber of “Palestinization” exercises for college students:

. . . . This exercise, called “Crisis Room,” was part of the programming for college students at the 17th Annual Convention for Palestine—the largest gathering of its kind in the U.S., which was attended by thousands last weekend. The event is hosted by American Muslims for Palestine (AMP), a nonprofit currently facing a House probe over allegations it has “substantial ties to Hamas.” The purpose of the conference, which attracts Palestine supporters from all over the country, is to “galvanize their base,” according to Jon Schanzer, who specializes in Iran-backed terrorism at the Foundation for Defense of Democracies.

There is evidence that AMP has been helping drive the anti-Israel movement consuming college campuses of late, Schanzer told me. Indeed, the group’s executive director, Osama Abuirshaid, was spotted speaking to student activists last spring at both Columbia and George Washington universities. Abuirshaid, who federal authorities had previously designated as a “known or suspected terrorist,” told Columbia students, “This is not only a genocide that is being committed in Gaza—this is also a war on us here in America.” Less than 48 hours later, he appeared at George Washington’s encampment, telling a crowd of keffiyeh-clad students, “Zionism is no less evil than white supremacy.”

This year’s Convention for Palestine also featured speakers such as AMP board member Salah Sarsour, who was arrested and imprisoned in 1995 by Israel for eight months for supporting Hamas, and Nihad Awad, executive director of the Council on American-Islamic Relations, who last year said he was “happy to see” Hamas carry out its October 7 attack on Israel, which left 1,200 dead.

Schanzer, who testified before Congress in 2016 about AMP, said that over the last decade, the group “has invested a great deal of effort, and from what we can tell, no small amount of money, in cultivating the next generation of activists on behalf of the Palestinian cause.” He added that the group has “done a lot to galvanize people in support of Hamas.”

In support of Hamas! If you live on campus and see all the resources invested in pro-Palestinian protests (where did those tents come from?), as well as the extensive legal resources enjoyed by protestors, it’s hard not to believe that there is some shady money behind it all.

*Over at the Substack site Reality’s Last Stand, founded by Colin Wright,  author Jon Guy analyzes the competing views of human sex that Dr. Steven Novella and I (also a doctor!) espoused at CSICon in Las Vegas.  Guy is identified this way:

Jon Guy is a science communicator who writes about critical thinking, pseudoscience, logic, and psychology. He’s the author of Think Straight, a contributor to Investigating Clinical Psychology, and hosts The Curious Case of Science on YouTube.

I am delighted to say that before hearing our talks, Guy was a “spectrum of sex” guy, but now he accepts the human sex binary:

You can read his longish piece by clicking on the link below:

An excerpt:

This year, I attended the annual CSICon conference, hosted by the wonderful skeptical organization Center for Inquiry. Among the star-filled lineup of amazing speakers were Professor Jerry Coyne and Dr Steven Novella, who both gave talks about the science of biological sex.

Following CSICon, both Novella and Coyne wrote blogposts about the others’ talk, and I decided to make a short Facebook post giving my own brief opinion about the matter. It didn’t take long before Dr Novella appeared on my post to argue the issue, and what followed was a cascade of scientific blunders, logical fallacies, and a critical thinking deficit that one wouldn’t normally expect to see from such an esteemed member of the skeptical community.

With Brandolini’s bullshit asymmetry principle in full effect (Brandolini may have been off by an order of magnitude or two), the comments section just wasn’t cutting it. So I wrote up a response and offered Dr Novella the opportunity to publish it on one of his blogs. Not surprisingly, Dr Novella ghosted me so hard that one would be excused for thinking he started believing in the undead!

It’s there to demonstrate two things: One, that when I first took an interest in this topic a few years ago, I was heavily biased towards Dr Novella’s position (I’d been arguing the “spectrum” position at that time). And two, despite his ideological blind spot here, Dr Novella is still a champion of science and reason, and it’s important not to throw the baby out with the bath water. But, as we’ll see, this is some particularly nasty bath water, so let’s get punk rock and dive in.

The waters are deep, so I’ll just give the conclusion:

. . .Nowhere in his link [to sex in plants] does it describe a sex other than male and female.

Additionally, plants are not humans, no human “true hermaphrodite” has ever been shown to exist, and no human reproduces using both gametes. Nonetheless, hermaphrodites are not a third sex. Rather, both male and female merely exist in the same individual. In other words, there are still only two reproductive roles, even in hermaphrodites.

Call me skeptical, but I don’t anticipate that Dr Novella will humbly learn from this article, read the links, and come to understand the binary nature of sex. He seems to be too invested in his position, and turning back now might prove to be too big of an ego blow. However, my hope is that some may see the frail attempts of one of skepticism’s finest for the science-denying rhetoric they are, and stand up for science as I have here.

I note that there are “true” human hermaphrodites in that about 400 individuals have been described that have parts of both male and female reproductive systems. I would consider them “true” in that sense, but in no case to my knowledge have any been fertile except for one that produced only sperm and another that produced only eggs.

Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili and Szaron are nice and comfy:

Andrzej: May I make the bed?
Hili: Maybe later.
In Polish:
Ja: Czy mogę posłać łóżko?
Hili: Może później.
And a picture of Baby Kulka that I took:

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From Meow:

From Jesus of the Day:

. . . and from Cat Memes:

From Masih; Nargas Mohammadi, defiant to the last, is an Iranian human rights activist who was imprisoned in 2016 and shared the Nobel Peace Prize, while still in prison, in 2023. She’s out now on medical leave, but may go back since she was sentenced to 16 years for campaigning against the mandatory hijab and other injustices.

Not from Masih, but in my feed. These women will hang unless something intervenes:

From Luana, a tweet about a grifter at Stanford:

From my feed:

Science Question: When they say "8 MEGA ROLLS EQUALS 32 REGULAR ROLLS" do the regular rolls exist…anywhere? Are they just in the imaginations of toilet paper marketers??? Do they make one tiny "regular" roll per year just to keep the story alive?

Hank Green (@hankgreen.bsky.social) 2024-12-05T05:57:41.716Z

J. K. Rowling discovers the NYT completely distorting the pushback she’s received:

From the Auschwitz Memorial; one that I reposted:

Gassed to death upon arrival at the camp. She was nine.

Jerry Coyne (@evolutionistrue.bsky.social) 2024-12-05T08:47:02.739Z

Two tweets from Dr Cobb. First, Christmas dinner for the first astronauts to reach (but not walk on) the Moon:

Christmas dinner on the Apollo VIII (1968) as it headed to the moon.(Pic via NASA)

Present & Correct (@presentcorrect.bsky.social) 2024-12-04T18:56:16.358Z

And this is outrageous! I’m glad I no longer use Blue Cross/Blue Shield

Blue Cross Blue Shield in Connecticut, New York and Missouri has declared it will no longer pay for anesthesia for the full length of some surgeries.It the procedure goes over a certain time, anesthesia will not be covered for the duration.www.asahq.org/about-asa/ne…

More Perfect Union (@moreperfectunion.bsky.social) 2024-12-04T17:36:31.389Z

Goodbye Vegas, hello Utah

October 28, 2024 • 8:45 am

I’ve finally left the entrance to Hell, otherwise known as Las Vegas. Thank goodness the conference was there to provide respite from the noisy, jangling streets, filled with tattooed people swilling margaritas. But of course all I know of Vegas is the Strip, and I’m told there are parts of the city that resemble real urbanity.  So be it.

A few photos and a video from my stay:

The Bacchanal Buffet at Caesar’s Palace. For a mere $85 you get 90 minutes to stuff your gut with as much food as you can. And it’s good food, by and large, so I’d say the buffet is worth it. Given how fast i.5 hours pass, I didn’t have the time to photograph much of the food. This is the beginning of the carving station (the buffet is HUGE). The lamb t-bones, at lower right, are small cuts of lamb that were absolutely terrific (Mike Chen recommended them on his Bacchanal Buffet video).

Below: the beginning of the seafood station. My buffet strategy was to first eat crustaceans and oysters (crab claws, snow crab legs, oysters Rockefeller), and then head for the meats (prime rib and lamb), have an elote (Mexican ear of corn), and then fill in the remaining gastric corners with desserts. I believe I got my money’s worth. Here’s a man grabbing crab.

If you go (and you have to go to a buffet in Vegas), I’d recommend this one, but watch a few videos on YouTube about the offerings, which will help you plan your buffet strategy. 90 minutes go by awfully quick!

Caesar’s Palace is the height of kitsch, decorated with Greek and Roman statuses throughout. Here’s one with a statue next to an ATM:

Back the the Horseshoe, feeling like a python that’s ingested a small antelope.  These are scenes from the casino floor at the Horseshoe, where we were staying and the site of CSICon.

Slot machines are everywhere, and they are no longer one-armed bandits, but are designed to appeal to the video-game generation. They are loud and big, liable to set off epileptic fits in those susceptible to their flashing lights. Plus you’re allowed to smoke on the casino floor, so it doesn’t smell all that great.

The lacunae between machines are filled with craps, roulette, or blackjack tables. Here’s a craps table for betting on dice:

Lots of action around the tables:

I found a cat-themed slot machine called “Karma Kat”!

. . . and here is a short video I took of what it’s like on the casino floor. Even when it’s not busy, as below, it’s noisy. Look at all those slots!

My friend Phil Ward, an entomologist at UC Davis, picked me up at noon for the two-hour drive to his shared house in Ivins, Utah, near St. George. We went through a bit of Arizona and then entered Utah, where I’m staying for the next three days, planning trips to the National Parks like Bryce and Zion—places I’ve never been.

First, though, we passed through an Indian reservation (“Native American” reservation?), housing what is formally known as the Shivwits Band of Paiutes, who settled in the area around 1100 B.C. and were hunter-gatherers but also cultivated crops. The only members of the tribe I saw were at the gas station/convenience store, whose sign is below.

It immediately struck me that “Shivwits” sounds like a Jewish name, and it went through my head that this might be one of the lost tribes of Israel that settled in Utah. (Remember, Mormons believed that Jesus came to America.) And then a joke went through my head if that scenario were true: A Shivwitz male could say, “I am a Man of Shivwitz.” Get it? Of course I mean no disrespect to the tribe; it’s just wordplay.

Gas was about as cheap as I’ve ever seen here: about 3 bucks a gallon (I believe things sold on Native American reservations are exempt from tax), so we filled up for the trip to Zion today. Proof:

Ivins is small and inconspiculous, with houses built only one story high and deigned to blend into the mountain scenery. It is beautiful here. Below is the view from my bedroom window (the house belongs to four people: Phil and three of his friends):

Today we head for Zion National Park, a place I’ve always wanted to visit because of its geological beauty. I’m bringing my decent point-and-shoot Panasonic Camera and will post pictures. Here’s one from the Wikipedia site, labeled “Zion Canyon at sunset in Zion National Park as seen from Angels Landing looking south.”

Diliff, CC BY-SA 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons

Is this a scam?

October 24, 2024 • 5:26 pm

I noticed this not long ago when a Jewish friend and I fasted for Yom Kippur by getting burgers and fries at Five Guys (a favorite hangout of Barask Obama, who isn’t Jewish . . ).  I spotted a free-refill soft drink machine to the side, and you’re welcome to refill your cup as often as you wish.

The issue is this: they charge you more for a “large” soft drink than for a “small” one, even though you can drink as much as you want. The difference in price just reflects the size of the empty cup they give you when you order. What is going on here? Why would anybody in their right mind pay more for a larger empty cup? (n.b. again: you’re welcome to drink as much as you want).

Prowling the Strip this afternoon looking for lunch, I finally wound up at Dave’s Hot chicken (it’s nearly impossible to get healthy food on the Strip).  And, mirabile dictu, there was the same issue: a all-you-can drink soft drink machine available in the small shack coupled with large and small empty cups having different prices.

What is the purpose of this? To make money by bilking the people who don’t see the drink machine? Or are there some lazy people who can’t be bothered to go back to the machine for a refill?

More on the Strip tomorrow. I have concluded that this is the entrance to Hell.

I have landed!

October 24, 2024 • 10:00 am

When flying to Las Vegas know you’re in another world the moment you step off the plane and enter the terminal. This is what you see. The waiting passengers are right next to a bank of new-generation slot machines.  No, there is no pulling of handles: they’re all electronic and replete with sounds and flashing lights:

I ubered to the hotel where the CSICon meetings are taking place, which happens to be the Horseshoe Las Vegas (for luck I suppose, formerly known as Bally’s).  The main floor is completely filled with slots roulette tables, and other venues of gambling which have been called “a tax on stupidity”:

After waiting four hours to check into my room (I spent it in the food court reading a book I’m reviewing), I finally got a place to stay. CSICon begins this morning; the website is here and you can see the schedule here. Today is mostly workshops, but tonight at 8 pm physicist Brian Cox will receive the Richard Dawkins Award,  As noted by Wikipedia, the award is

. . . . currently presented by the Center for Inquiry to an individual associated with science, scholarship, education, or entertainment, and who “publicly proclaims the values of secularism and rationalism, upholding scientific truth wherever it may lead.” They state that the recipient must be approved by Dawkins himself.

The award will be announced by CFI and Dawkins Foundation President Robyn Blumner, and then there will be a video by Dawkins explaining why Cox is getting the award, and that is followed by the formal presentation (it will be a lovely staatuette) by astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson (see below).  Cox will then give a keynote address. Tyson himself got the award in 2022, and I was honored to join the panoply in 2015.

Last night a few people forgathered for dinner at Gordon Ramsey’s Steakhouse in the Paris Casino next door.  It was a lovely meal hosted by CFI.  The wine was chosen by an astrophysicist who is also an oenophile, and is far more competent than I to select the wines. Here he is instructing the waiter that the bottle he brought was, in fact, not of the vintage noted on the menu. We got another bottle:

My meal included a starter of onion soup, heavy with cheese and thick, onion-flavored broth:

And then the famous Gordon Ramsey beef wellington, which was excellent.

On Saturday, after I speak in the morning, a frew friends and I will head to what is often regarded as Vegas’s best buffet, the Bacchanal at Caesar’s Palace, across the street. You can’t consider a trip to Vegas complete without a visit to a buffet.

Here’s a tour of the Bacchanal. I plan to concentrate on the seafood: crustaceans and oysters, and fill in the gaps with the lamb and a passel of desserts.

Manyeleti: Daily life in a safari camp

August 24, 2024 • 11:15 am

When I wrote about my five-night stay at the Honeyguide Mantobeni Tent Camp in the Manyeleti Game Reserve, I showed photos of the animals we saw. After all, it was the biology that drew me there. But of course it doesn’t hurt to have tasty food, comfortable accommodations, and, above all, two three-hour game drives a day with a good guide!

We had all that, and in this post I’ll show you something about the camp itself, the food, the accommodations, and the vehicles.  I will add that if you can splurge on something like this once in your life, do so. It costs no more than staying in a reasonable hotel in New York City, but with the benefits of seeing buffalo, rhinos, elephants, and a whole host of creatures, not to mention being soothed to sleep at night by the “location growls” of nearby lions.

I reserved about six months ago, as these places fill up quickly, and even though now (the winter in South Africa) the bush is dry and not verdant, it’s a good time to see the animals as they’re more visible. Plus you can count on no rain at all.

It’s about a 15-minute drive from the gate of the reserve to the registration building, itself part of a more luxurious feature of the camp complex: real rooms in a hotel-like structure instead of a tent. But as I was to find out, our “tents” were plenty luxurious.

From reception you’re driven to the lodge of your tent camp: the place where you come to socialize, eat, drink, and leave on the game drives. This is the nerve center of your stay:

It’s a lovely little lodge with a bar, a dining room, a fireplace, and even a wine cellar. Our tents are scattered outside.

Below: the main room of the lodge with the bar at the far end. Here you can sit and read, and there is internet (none in the tents).  In the foreground you can see my computer with picture I’m downloading to prepare a post:

The dining room. I always sat at the far end. Most of the visitors, it seems, come in large tour groups (there were, for example, many Italians, one of whom, to the puzzlement of the waitress, tried to explain that he wanted his pasta cooked al dente).  But there were some individual visitors like me, and we’d converge at the small far table.

There was a constant turnover of visitors, most seeming to stay about two or three nights. After five nights (and ten game drives), I was the longest-staying visitor when I left.

As I said, I was sad to leave. One of the reasons was the swimming pool, which was almost invariably patronized by a herd of elephants who came to drink. The group ranged from a single female (the matriarch, I think) up to 23 pachyderms.  As I worked writing my posts in the late mornings and afternoons, I could watch them.

Only a few people actually went into the pool, and mostly for photos (I didn’t as I had no bathing suit). It was largely a place to watch the elephants:

The schedule:

6:00 a.m.: The sound of a horn and faint drums wakes you up. I set my phone alarm as the wake-up call was barely audible.

6:30 a.m.: Game drive begins: there are coffee, tea, and rusks (an African favorite) in the dining room beforehand if you care to partake. Make sure your bowels and bladder are empty when you set out, as you are not allowed to relieve yourself in the bush!

9:30 a.m.: Return from game drive, wash up, go to your room if need be (I got my computer), and get ready for breakfast.

10:00 a.m.: Breakfast! Hot and hearty: just what you need after a long and sometimes chilly game drive (they provide coffee and rusks in the bush right before you drive back). Here’s the breakfast menu. Portions are copious, but if you’re really hungry you can have more.  I alternated between the “flapjacks” (made with corn and served with honey and bananas instead of syrup) and the “big five” breakfast if I was really hungry. It’s pretty much the Full English Breakfast, complete with baked beans, grilled tomatoes, and fried mushrooms:

There is also juice, toast, muffins, and fruit Here’s one of my Big Five Breakfasts, lacking the beans this time but with potato cakes:

Between breakfast and 2 p.m. you have about 3½ free hours, mostly time that I’d devote to writing my posts at a place where I could watch the elephants.

What about the lodgings? They were excellent. Here is my “tent”. It had a king-sized bed just for me, as well as a bathroom, a couch, and places to store belongings, which are perfectly safe.  This is tent 2F, which I’d recommend:

You have to unzip three zippered flaps to get to your bed; this keeps out mosquitoes, baboons, and other pests.  The “living room”, behind the entrance flap.  You can see the bed to the rear:

My bed. The nights were cold, but there was a heated mattress pad and a comforter that kept me very cozy and warm at night. During the morning game drive they make up your bed and tidy your room. During the evening game drive, they put out the mosquito netting, which completely encompasses your bed. (Although it’s not the wet season, my doctor still prescribed malaria pills for me.)

The bathroom, open to the outdoors at one end, has two sinks, a flush toilet, and two showers (not in stalls) with hot water. Now that is luxury:

The showers, which drain into wooden planks. It was a delight to take showers open partly to the elements, but you have to zip the bathroom flap shut at night to keep the baboons out of your tent (no food allowed in tents, either). You’re advised not to leave your toothbrush or any other personal articles in the bathroom, as the baboons can climb in through the open part and steal them.

In the afternoons I’d work for a few hours, catching up on email and writing posts, all the while watching any elephants who came to the pool. (You’re not allowed to wander about on your own because of possible danger from animals.

At 2 p.m. lunch was served.  Here are some photos. The lunch menu was conveyed verbally, and there was always a choice of at least two main courses as well as dessert.

Ribs:

Dessert: meringue in a shell.

You could also buy wine by the glass or bottle, or order a drink from the bar. They weren’t free, but they were inexpensive and the selection was good. I rarely drink alcohol when traveling, so at best I’d have a cappuccino.

3 p.m.: The second 3-hour game drive begins.  The vehicles we used were converted Toyota Land Cruisers made suitable for driving over very rough roads. Each one seated ten people and the driver. The best seat was by the driver, and ours was the affable and knowledgeable Dan. Since  most people were in groups, they sat in the three seats behind, usually leaving me the prized front seat.

Here are our vehicles. Dan is in the driver’s seat in the left one. (They drive on the wrong side in Africa: a legacy from the Brits.)

A full vehicle setting off:

I’ve already shown you what we saw on our game drives. After all of them I saw every animal I wanted to see, and finished the Big Five on my very last day by seeing an African buffalo. On only one drive did we fail to see anything interesting, but if you want a good shot at seeing most of the iconic animals, I’d recommend a stay of at least four days.

About half an hour before we began the drive back to camp, we’d have a “sundowner”: drinks that we’d specify at lunch. You could have wine, beer, iced tea, gin and tonics, and some nibbles like nuts or chips.  I usually had iced tea or a beer. Here’s my favorite picture of Dan (one I’ve shown before): laughing as he prepared the evening’s G&Ts, everything kept cold in a cooler. I can still hear his laugh and his deep voice, saying “Yaaaaah” for “Yes.”;

Then came the long drive back to camp in the dark (usually at least half an hour). As Dan drove, he swept a powerful flashlight back and forth across the road, not only to see any animals in the road to avoid (we came across several hares), but also to catch the gleam from the eyes of any cats lurking in the bush. We didn’t see any, but I saw every big cat on tap: lion, leopard, and cheetah. I missed the smaller cats: the serval, caracal, and African wildcat. But a picture of a serval from a wildlife rehab center will be coming in a later post.

Home at 6:30, dinner at 7.  Some menus and photos (all desserts!). As you see, the food selection was wide, and except for an occasional tendency to overcook meat, the kitchen did well. As you see, they featured game, but I tended to avoid it after seeing the animals in the wild. (Yes, call me a hypocrite, because I’ve seen cows and pigs on farms but do eat them.ˆ).

It was dark in the dining room and my flash doesn’t work well, so you’ll have to be satisfied with photos of desserts. Stewed guava with vanilla ice cream:

And cake with whipped cream and fruit purée.

The temperature-controlled wine cellar in a glass-fronted room.

So those are the amenities of life in camp. I will miss it, and perhaps some day will visit again. But the day after tomorrow we go to Kruger for five days, and although the accommodations are simple bungalows, the important thing is that I get the chance to see animals again.

Maybe one like this:

South Africa: from the fynbos to the karoo

August 11, 2024 • 8:45 am

I highly recommend that you click on the photos to enlarge them.

On Friday we set out to go to the drier part of the Cape Floristic Region, heading from the lusher fynbos to the karoo, a semi-desert which nevertheless harbors a lot of endemic plants and birds.

But the night before we had a big dinner, whipped up by Rita, the night before. It featured lamb chops, sausages, pap (African cornmeal mush) with tomato sauce, salad, garlic bread, and of course the local Shiraz. As you see, we were not gastronomically deprived.

My plate:

Of course there was the wine of the property: a creditable chenin blanc (I’m amazed they can make wine there at all, much less good wine):

At stops along the way to the karoo, we saw several stuffed specimens of local wildlife, which is sad but I’m sure they were shot a while back before trophy hunting became somewhat taboo.

This is a Verreaux’s eagle (Aquila verreauxii), which has a distinction of extreme prey specificity. According to Wikipedia,

Verreaux’s eagle is one of the most specialized species of accipitrid in the world, with its distribution and life history revolving around its favorite prey species, the rock hyraxes. When hyrax populations decline, the species have been shown to survive with mixed success on other prey, such as small antelopes, gamebirds, hares, monkeys and other assorted vertebrates.

The Cape leopard is a subspecies of the African leopard (Panthera pardus pardus), and there’s only one species in toto. Cape leopards are smaller than those further north (the “normal” leopard), perhaps because prey are sparser and so they evolved to do with less food, which means a smaller body.  Some miscreant shot this one, whose stuffed remains we found in a snack bar/restaurant/shop.

It poured the night we left the lovely Driehoek Farm, and we checked in with the managers, who informed us that the rivers were running high and swift, damaging bridges, turning rivulets into dangerous torrents, and even overturning a car (the occupants survived). Martim carefully got maps of all the rivers, which we hoped would have gone down when we crossed what were identified to us as the Three Major Obstacles. Fortunately, we made them all, though the last (where the car overturned) was the diciest.

Obstacle #1–no problem!

Some flowers we saw heading towards the karoo. This one is unidentified, but may be Helichrysum.

Metalasis sp. (African blombos)

Another unknown flower from the daisy family

A must-see in this part of the karoo are the San people’s (previously called “Bushmen”) rock paintings in the Truitjieskrall Reserve of the Cederberg Mountains (see also here).  Although there are fewer paintings than at some other sites, it was accessible with the purchase of a permit (it gives you the code for the lock), and the surrounding rocks, in whose caves and crevices the San clearly sheltered, are fantastic. Below is the rock complex:

. . . and some of the rocks:

You can se that there are many places to shelter here, and although the San apparently didn’t wear anything above the waist (a mystery to me given the cold), they also had fires and plenty of caves and overhangs:

This is the site where all the paintings are; they are exposed to the elements and, sadly, will eventually disappear. Most of the faces of the human figures, depicted in white instead of the usual red ochre pigments, are already gone.

The entrance to the cave, on whose walls the San did their art, is to the right. I can’t say how old these paintings are as it’s been very hard to date them. The oldest in South Africa appear to be 8,000 years old, and the youngest, depicting ships and wagons of the Europeans, are from the 19th century.

This plaque (click to enlarge) tells how they made and used pigments. Painting was sophisticated, often using fine brushes rather than fingers and hands. Curiously, the later paintings appear to be less fine, made without brushes.

The inside of the cave.  You can see one painting in red at the lower right:

This is identified on another plaque as showing “five women clapping and dancing. The men on either side are postures typical of trance healers. The dances were held regularly to allow trained healers to receive power from the spirit world to heal the sick and help the community.”

I presume this is known from observations of San hunter-gatherers (a few still exist) in modern times.

“A line of six female eland. In the San belief system, eland could help people get close to the spirit world where they could access power for healing and making rain.  Many paintings depict spiritual experiences and show associated animals.”

Clearly a man! But his face, originally painted in white, has disappeared as the white pigments didn’t bond as tightly to the rock as did the white ones

More figures and an unknown animal to the right. San paintings in other places showed elephants, but I doubt that the San could bring them down with their spears, though perhaps they killed young ones.

A line of dots; I don’t know what they represent:

An enlargement of the three figures above holding hands.

More of the gorgeous rock formations:

The cylindrical rock must be simply part of the formation:

Obstacle #3!  This is where a car had overturned the night before. When we arrived before lunch it had been removed, but yet another car had been swept off the road into the rushing water. In the picture below this one, a group of people are about to tow the car out of the water. I don’t know if they succeeded.

The Obstacle. After observing several cars go through the stream, Martim, an intrepid driver, essayed the obstacle and we made it!

We celebrated with ribs for lunch, as a woman at the shop where we stopped said her friend made some wicked ribs there. Well, I’m a BBQ maven, and all I can say is that they were just okay. But with some fries and a beer they hit the spot.

This menu shows South African humor as well as their tremendous love of MEAT, something I didn’t know before I came here. (A local joke is that in South Africa, chicken counts as a vegetable.) Just read the part by the asterisk.

More attempts at humor on another menu board:

Oranges are grown in the karoo, making for a strange sight:

This is melkbos (“milk bush”, Euphorbia burmanii), which exudes a viscous and somewhat poisonous sap when you break the stems (see next photo):

Martim said that the San dipped their spear points and arrowheads into the semi-toxic sap to help bring down the animals.

Our next stop was another Afrikaaner farm that doubled as a motel, one with a clear Wild West theme. One room was called “the Jailhouse,” another “sheriff’s office”, while I had the House With No Name (in the desert, they can’t remember the names!).  I called it, in keeping with the theme, “The Bordello.”  In the dining room (here they feed you) there were displays of saddles, Western cowboy hats, and rifles.  The farm offers horseback riding.

The inside of my room, which has a boiler called a “donkey” that you have to turn on by lighting a fire under it. None of us wanted to do that, even though it was bloody cold. And I mean COLD!  It took me an hour to warm up sufficiently to even think about sleeping, even though I was under a comforter and a thick blanket.

But I had an Afrikaans Bible in my room. The faithful insinuate themselves everywhere, even in the frigid karoo!

The best part of this farm was the home-cooked meals. This is dinner for five people (Martim, Rita, their two daughters, and me), and it’s enough food for at least 15 people (we also had beer and soda). Lamb slices, mutton stew, two quiches, potatoes mixed with eggs, vegetables, vegetarian lasagne, and gravy.

Martim is an inveterate hiker, so he got up at 7 a.m. and walked around the property. He found a hole just dug by an aardvark (Orycteropus afer) as a burrow. (“Aardvark” means “earth pig” in Afrikaans.). Aardvarks are shy and are hard to see, but can dig at the rate of one meter every five minutes. Their evening burrows are from 1-6 meters long.

A footprint nearby, almost surely of the aardvark.

A succulent plant (probably from the iceplant family, Aizoaceae) from the dry areas. Lots of people uproot succulents to take them home for decoration. Not good for the environment.

A view of the karoo:

Martim, PCC(E) and Rita in the karoo, photo by one of their daughters.

On the way back to Capetown, we saw several signs saying “Watch for baboons” or “Be careful of baboons”.  The chacma baboon (Papio ursinus) can be either dangerous, boisterous, ravenous, or all three. You don’t want to be around one of these (I took the photo as we passed them in the car) if it’s had experience with human food. In some places they have even learned the noise that a beeper makes when you use it to open a car door, and have learned to rush to the car and open the door (and get inside) when they hear that noise, hoping to ransack the car for food. Martim was once knocked down by a boisterous chacma that jumped on his back.

. . . and the fulfillment of a culinary dream. Ever since I heard of bunny chow, an Indian-inspired workingman’s food in South Africa, I’ve wanted to try one. Yesterday Martim and Rita, while visiting a friend, happened upon a good place to get bunny chow, and phoned me. I asked for a “quarter bunny,” which you’ll see below. From Wikipedia:

Bunny chow, often referred to simply as a bunny, is an Indian South African fast food dish consisting of a hollowed-out loaf of white bread filled with curry and a serving of salad on the side. It originated among Indian South Africans of Durban. Throughout various South African communities, one can find cultural adaptations to the original version of the bunny chow, which uses only a quarter loaf of bread and is sometimes called a skhambane, kota (“quarter”) or shibobo, a name it shares with sphatlho, a South African dish that evolved from the bunny chow.

. . . The traditional Indian meal was roti and beans, but the roti tended to fall apart as a take-away item. To solve this, the centre portion of a loaf of white bread was hollowed out and filled with curry, then the filling was capped with the portion that was carved out.

. . . Bunny chow was created in Durban, South Africa, which is home to a large community of people of Indian origin.

Here’s a quarter bunny with lamb curry. It was terrific, and you can eat it with your hands, as is the custom, sopping up the curry with the bread removed when the quarter loaf is hollowed out to make a bread bowl (you can also get a half bunny).

Sure good eating, I gar-un-tee! (Photos by Martim.)

p.s. From the balcony of the house, we saw a whale disporting itself in the waters of the bay. This was just a few minutes ago (I’m writing at 8 a.m. South African time on Sunday.)