15 thoughts on “Ceiling Cat and hiz apossels

  1. Half of them, anyway …
    Or, maybe one cat is worth two apossels … rather, in a sense, like a feline David Lynch version of Islam …

  2. “Oh, who will come and go with me,
    I am bound for the Promised Land!”

    OR

    “We are going down the valley one by one…”

  3. Happy Cat just befor de feast uv Cheezburger, washinz evrywunz feets wit de snow.

  4. John 14: 4-14

    “I do go catwalk; yu knowz catwalk too.” Thomcat sez, ‘We not knoe wher yu walkses, how we do knoe teh catwalk?” Jebus saiz, “oh hai. I iz teh whey n twuf n teh laif. no wun can has walkin da catwalk wif Ceiling Cat wifout me. srsly. If yu knowz Me, yu knowz Ceiling Cat. Yu seen me, yu seen Ceiling Cat.” Philippus sed, “Yu showez us Ceiling Cat, den we bez happycatz.” Jebus saiz, “Scuse me? Yu iz not knowin me? Yu seez me, yu seez Ceiling Cat. Wai yu not getz it? I iz curld up insaid Ceiling Cat an Ceiling Cat is curld up insaid meh. Ceiling Cat iz talkin and workin when I iz talkin and workin. Doent ual c mirakllz? If yu canneh bleiv mah wordz yu can still bliev mirakllz. Kitteh wud no lie! An gess wat. I haz rly gud deel fr yuz. Yuz can do same stuff Iz doin wit powr ov Ceiling Cat. BTW, yuz can do evn bettr stuf coz I goin brb to Ceiling Cat. Wen I goez bak to Ceiling Cat, yu say “In Jebus’ name” an I do all stufs fr yu! Den Ceiling Cat getz all praise from all kittehs! Aks me nefin! Den I doez it. I doez it fr yu.”

    DIS AR TEH WERD OV TEH CEILIN CAT
    PRAIZE 2 U OH LORD JEBUS CHRIST

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  5. Hold it! Ceiling Cat is white! He revealed himself to me! Take care for your souls. This is an imposter!

    “For there shall arise false Ceiling Cats, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.”

    1. DARND TOOTIN HEZ WITE. LIEK ME. WUT DID U EXPECT? IT PROLY TRICK OV TEH LIGHT, WIF JEBUS KAT STOPPD 2 SOAK UP TEH SUN. U RLY SHUD USE TEH RITE TRANZLASHUN THOUGH, 2 WIT:

      at dat tiem if anyone sez 2 u, look, her iz teh mesiah! Or, thar he iz! Do not bleev it. 4 false mesiahs an false profets will appear an perform great signs an wonders 2 deceiv, if posible, even teh elect

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