Monday: Hili dialogue, Mietek & Leon monologue, farm rush hour and tweets

November 25, 2019 • 7:35 am

by Matthew Cobb

Apologies for the late posting – I have been on the picket line (see below).

In Poland, Hili demonstrates that there is no such thing as free will, even for a cat:

Hili: Do you like to admit that you were wrong?
A: No.
Hili: So why do you do it?
A: Because I was wrong.
Hili: Czy lubisz przyznawać się do błędów?
Ja: Nie.
Hili: To dlaczego to robisz?
Ja: Bo jestem w błędzie.
Mietek is healing nicely now. In the photo he and his brother Leon are sniffing comfrey roots collected by Elzbieta.
On the farm Monday is the same as any other day. What a rush!

An encounter on a trail; I’m not sure who was more frightened:

Paul Bronks has found some well-behaved ducks (I’m sure we’ve hand this before, sans Bronks’s wit):

A partially leucistic European robin (very different from the US version):

An amazing photo from Alex Wild:

A new word for me – “deimatic”. It means an alarm or warning behaviour but when I went to look in the OED, *it wasn’t there*…

I’m sure many of us can sympathise:

Looks like fun, though maybe not for the sheep:

An amazing discovery off the coast of South Africa – a coelacanth! The divers’ excitement is infectious. Although this is deep for a scuba diver (68 metres), it is very shallow for one of these fish, found only off the coast of Madagascar and (a separate species) off Sulawesi:

Devil’s fingers fungus…

 

As I said, I was on the picket line this morning (we are striking over pensions, pay and employment conditions – this is a national strike), before going to a rally (inside, because the weather – unusually for Manchester – is unpleasant):

 

Sunday: Hili dialogue, Leon monologue, a rushy farm rush-hour and a load of tweets

November 24, 2019 • 5:47 am

by Matthew Cobb

It’s an overcast morning in Manchester, and I am gearing up for an 8-day strike in defence of wages, job status and pensions which will affect 60 UK Universities from Monday. I am also going through the proofs of my forthcoming book The Idea of the Brain (pre-order it now, folks!) and beginning to suffer from the usual authorial anxieties…

In Poland, Hili has no such problems, although it’s hard to tell if she’s pleased or alarmed (my cats would be terrified):

Hili: They’ve come.
A: Who?
Hili: Our guests.

In Polish:

Hili: Przyjechali.
Ja: Kto?
Hili: Nasi goście.

Leon, meanwhile, is clearly fascinated:

Leon: You can find many interesting things on a construction site.
Down on the farm, the fowl all came out in a real rush this morning, while the peahens get stuck:

As I’m sure you all know, today it is happy birthday to On the Origin of Species. My pal Jordi tweeted this:

It’s a chilly morning on Mars:
Dog-duck action (I’m sure we’ve posted this before):

My colleague Jamie Woodward tweeted this:

Owl magic:

Fabulous jaguarundi:

https://twitter.com/nadinejholmes/status/1170040826711433219?s=11

More sweariness from Paul Bronks, via Heather Hastie:

And more tweets from Heather:

https://twitter.com/AwwwwCats/status/1197876131346747393

https://twitter.com/AwwwwCats/status/1198026192705794048

https://twitter.com/AwwwwCats/status/1198238557984501765

https://twitter.com/AwwwwCats/status/1198330805992509446

Finally, some elegant travellers in south-east London, late last night:

 

Leon and Mietek monologues

November 20, 2019 • 6:00 am

by Matthew Cobb

The monologues (or monologs, if you prefer) are flying in thick and fast:

Leon: I think that even the mice have got cold feet.

Mietek is on the mend!

Mietek: I’ve sat down only to to think about the strategy of action.

Leon: Again an interloper on my territory!

A note from Jerry: According to Malgorzata, Mietek is healing well now, and has stopped licking at his surgery wound, which is now looking well. Here are two pictures of the kitten (one with his brother Leon) enjoying his new forever home:

Sunday: Hili dialogue, Leon monologue, farm rush hour and a handful of tweets

November 17, 2019 • 5:17 am

by Matthew Cobb

In Poland, Hili, like all cats, is solipsistic. [JAC: the two people below are Andrzej and Malgorzata’s new lodgers, who live upstairs. Malgorzata tells me, “They are very, very nice young people. They bought treats for Hili and keep them upstairs to entice her to come to them. Both love cats!”]

When I asked her if this treat-feeding would make Hili even fatter this winter, Malgorzata responded that Hili’s regular staff is cutting down on her treats.

Hili: They are petting me but they do not talk about me.
A: You are not the navel of the world.
Hili: You may be mistaken.
In Polish:
Hili: Głaszczą, ale rozmawiają nie o mnie.
Ja: Nie jesteś pępkiem świata.
Hili: Możesz być w błędzie.
Leon, meanwhile, poses a question to which there is only one answer:
Leon: Never mind autumn colors, am I not more beautiful?

In Polish: Co tam barwy jesieni, czyż ja nie jestem piękniejszy?
Note by JAC: I was writing the Hili dialogue this morning as it wasn’t clear whether Matthew’s home internet was working. Apparently it is, as he posted the stuff above and beneath, but I’ll add what I was going to say below (indented):

As for news, it’s good vis-à-vis politics in the US, for the election for governor of Louisiana, a deeply red (i.e., Republican) state, just went narrowly to the incumbent Democrat John Bel Edwards, who got 51% of the vote. There’s no way to interpret this except as a stinging rebuke to Trump. Trump had campaigned in the state for Edwards’s Republican opponent Eddie Rispone twice in the last month, and won the 2016 Presidential vote in Louisiana by 20%.  He’s got to be fuming this morning.

The governorship of Kentucky also went to a Democrat earlier this year. That, on top of the control of both legislative houses and the governorship of Virginia by Democrats after the latest elections, makes three Democratic victories in traditionally Republican states. And things don’t dire for Trump. My prediction, which I made about a month ago, is that Trump no longer stands much of a chance to be re-elected President, and so I’ll start taking bets from readers now.

On the home front, my shipboard lecture on adaptations in Antarctic animals went well, I think, though attendance was lower because people were on Half Moon Island seeing their first penguins. I hope I get to give the other two talks on this trip. After all, I have to earn my keep somehow, which I do by talking for my supper (and my penguins).

And now, back to Matthew:

Down on the farm, Sunday rush hour is exactly the same as every other day, except it is also completely different:

Some animal tweets:

…the achieve of, the mastery of the thing!

The first of two model tweets:

And finally, I don’t know why this is surprising, but it is. Rod Stewart insists that he has made 90% of this extraordinary model railway lay-out. Click here to see more pics – it is quite the work of art. He particularly liked making the buildings, he said, which he often did in his hotel room while on tour. Ah, that rock and roll lifestyle!

https://twitter.com/tplagge/status/1194665223535374336?s=11

Saturday: Hili dialogue, Leon monologue, farm rush hour and some curious tweets

November 16, 2019 • 7:43 am

by Matthew Cobb

Hili is observant:

Hili: We are carefully watching the surroundings.
A: What surroundings?
Hili: I’m watching the one close by, Malgorzata the one further away.
In Polish:
Hili: Wszyscy uważnie śledzimy otoczenie.
Ja: To znaczy?
Hili: Ja bliższe, Małgorzata dalsze.
Meanwhile, Leon is uncertain:
Leon: Who came with the idea that journeys educate?
In Polish: Kto to wymyślił,że podróże kształcą?
Finally, Mietek has a bit of a monologue too—his first!
Mietek: Does a bookworm look like this?
Down on the farm, it’s a muddy old Saturday morning rush hour – no lie-in for them!

 

Some curious tweets:

This is a Magellanic Woodpecker from Ushaia in Argentina, not that far from where Jerry has been:

We’ve all been here. BUT LOOK AT THE KITTENS!

Now this is the way to travel:

Beautiful silver spider:

This is actually pretty interesting. Leaving aside the creepy filters, and the way the cats look, some of these cats clearly understand what a mirror does. However, before you go thinking this shows they are self-aware (the mirror self-recognition test is often used as a proxy of this), remember that B. F. Skinner trained pigeons to use mirrors to locate objects they couldn’t see. HIs whole point was that this was merely a conditioned reflex, just like our self-awareness… Anyway, these cats may realise that the things they see in the mirror are behind them, without necessarily realising that the cat-shaped thing they see is them…

This is simply astonishing. When was the first US woman train driver signed up?

Bizarre, bizarre. Click for the full dream-like letter:

Finally, a fabulous fossil fly

 

Friday: Hili dialogue and Leon monologue and some tweets

October 25, 2019 • 5:19 am

by Matthew Cobb

In Poland, Hili has an itch:

Hili: Something has bitten me.
A: But what?
Hili: I don’t know but I hope my claws will find it.

Hili: Coś mnie ugryzło.
Ja: Ale co?
Hili: Nie wiem, mam nadzieję, że mój pazurek na to trafi.

Nearby, Leon is on the lookout for mushrooms. Malgorzata explains:

It’s an exceptionally “mushroomy” year in Poland and people are filling huge baskets with them. I got one basket full of beautiful mushrooms. Part are now pickled in jars the rest are deep frozen for soups, sources etc.

Leon: I don’t see any mushrooms.

In Polish: Nie widzę żadnych grzybów.

From Twitter: A glorious autumn spectacle in the UK

 

A Hallowe’en quiz

 

The ever-reliable Paul Bronks, sent in by Simon Hayward:

 

And a couple of sad tweets about the state of England’s chalk streams. England has 80% of the world’s chalk streams, but many of them are dying, because of over-subtraction of water. Nothing is being done about this by the relevant agencies, except to turn a blind eye. There is a one-man campaign led by Feargal Sharkey – one-time lead singer of Belfast punk band The Undertones – and here are a couple of his tweets, the first showing what has happened, the second being interviewed on the BBC. Remember that even if the water does eventually come back, the invertebrates and many of the fish will not. This is ecological vandalism – if it were being carried out in the Amazon there would be an outrage:

 

Finally, to remind you that the world is still wondrous, a gorgeous ray, filmed in the Caribbean:

 

Monday: Hili dialogue (and Leon monologue)

October 14, 2019 • 6:30 am

Well, a week from today I’m off to Chile and then Antarctica. Remember that posting will be almost nonexistent for over a month, but, barring my ingestion by an orca or leopard seal, I’ll be back.

It’s Monday, October 14, 2019, and National Dessert Day. It’s also Columbus Day, but since he was a colonizer it’s been changed for many to Indigenous Peoples’ Day.  And it’s World Standards Day, National Kick-Butt Day (Action This Day!), National Chocolate-Covered Insect Day, and, for Jews, the beginning of the one-week autumn holiday of Sukkot.

There are supposed to be three animated Google Doodles today, but I see only one, and it’s not even animated (maybe it’s my browser). If you click on the picture below, you go to a bunch of links honoring Joseph Plateau, a physicist born on this day in 1801.  In 1832, Plateau invented the phenakistiscope, an animation device that produced an illusion of movement.  What I see is the first picture.

But The Verge has a gif showing what’s supposed to happen if the disk was in a phenakistiscope:

Lots of stuff happened on October 14, which includes these things:

Here’s the Battle of Hastings as depicted on the Bayeux Tapestry, supposedly embroidered only a few years after the battle. This bit is supposed to depict the death of Harold II, the last Anglo-Saxon King of England. He was supposedly done in by an arrow in the eye, and the Latin above him says, “Harold the King has been killed”.

And, just for grins, here is the whole tapestry, scheduled to be on exhibit in England next year—the first time it’s left France in 950 years! It’s 68 meters long and was “owned” by Heinrich Himmler during World War II.

  • 1322 – Robert the Bruce of Scotland defeats King Edward II of England at the Battle of Old Byland, forcing Edward to accept Scotland’s independence.
  • 1586 – Mary, Queen of Scots, goes on trial for conspiracy against Queen Elizabeth I of England.
  • 1656 – Massachusetts enacts the first punitive legislation against the Religious Society of Friends (Quakers).
  • 1888 – Louis Le Prince films the first motion picture, Roundhay Garden Scene.

The film runs for only 2.1 seconds, and here it is several times over:

  • 1908 – The Chicago Cubs defeat the Detroit Tigers, 2–0, clinching the 1908 World Series; this would be their last until winning the 2016 World Series.
  • 1912 – Former president Theodore Roosevelt is shot and mildly wounded by John Flammang Schrank. With the fresh wound in his chest, and the bullet still within it, Roosevelt delivers his scheduled speech.
  • 1926 – The children’s book Winnie-the-Pooh, by A. A. Milne, is first published.

I loved Milne’s books, which I was given on a childhood visit to London on the way to Greece. Here is my spirit animal:

  • 1943 – World War II: Prisoners at the Sobibór extermination camp in Poland revolt against the Germans. [JAC: read the story at the link]
  • 1947 – Chuck Yeager becomes the first person to exceed the speed of sound.
  • 1962 – The Cuban Missile Crisis begins when an American reconnaissance aircraft takes photographs of Soviet ballistic missiles being installed in Cuba.
  • 1964 – Martin Luther King Jr. received the Nobel Peace Prize for combating racial inequality through nonviolence.
  • 1968 – Jim Hines becomes the first man ever to break the so-called “ten-second barrier” in the 100-meter sprint with a time of 9.95 seconds.
  • 1977 – Anita Bryant gets a pie thrown in her face at a news conference in Des Moines by gay rights activist Tom Higgins for her anti LGBT commentary. 

Here’s a video of the homophobe Bryant getting pied. I object to this kind of thing, of course, but I also object to her homophobia. Note how Bryant prays after she gets smacked. (She’s still alive at 79.)  Curiously, the pie-thrower didn’t face charges:

  • 1994 – Yasser Arafat, Yitzhak Rabin and Shimon Peres receive the Nobel Peace Prize for their role in the establishment of the Oslo Accords and the framing of future Palestinian self government.

It didn’t work, like all the peace initiatives. Very sad.

Notables born on this day include:

  • 1644 – William Penn, English businessman who founded Pennsylvania (d. 1718)
  • 1882 – Éamon de Valera, American-Irish rebel and politician, 3rd President of Ireland (d. 1975)
  • 1888 – Katherine Mansfield, New Zealand novelist, short story writer, and essayist (d. 1923)
  • 1890 – Dwight D. Eisenhower, American general and politician, 34th President of the United States (d. 1969)
  • 1893 – Lillian Gish, American actress (d. 1993)
  • 1894 – E. E. Cummings, American poet and playwright (d. 1962)
  • 1906 – Hannah Arendt, German-American philosopher and theorist (d. 1975)
  • 1938 – John Dean, American lawyer and author, 13th White House Counsel
  • 1946 – Craig Venter, American biologist, geneticist, and academic
  • 1974 – Shaggy 2 Dope, American rapper and producer

Those who died on October 14 include:

You probably know that Rommel, implicated (perhaps wrongly) in the plot to kill Hitler, was given the choice of being tried (and of course convicted and his family shamed), or committing suicide with a cyanide capsule, followed by a state funeral and no damage to his family or staff. He chose the latter. Here’s the announcement of his death in the Nazi paper “Bonzer Tagblatt” on October 16 of 1944. It says that he died of head injuries following a car accident, and that Hitler ordered a state funeral:

  • 1959 – Errol Flynn, Australian-American actor, singer, and producer (b. 1909)
  • 1977 – Bing Crosby, American singer-songwriter and actor (b. 1903)
  • 1990 – Leonard Bernstein, American pianist, composer, and conductor (b. 1918)

Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili makes a wise connection:

Hili: Such are the results of revolving around the Sun.
A: What do you mean?
Hili: Leaves are falling down.
Photo by Sarah Lawson
In Polish:
Hili: To są skutki kręcenia się wokół Słóńca.
Ja: Co masz na myśli?
Hili: Liście opadają.

In nearby Wloclawek, Leon is befuddled:

Leon: What’s going on?

In Polish: Co się dzieje?

From the Purrfect Feline Page: If cats were bigger than we are.

From ScienceBlogs, the worst package design ever.  Is this even real?

A recent Doonesbury. You may have to enlarge it to see the candies:

I haven’t looked up this Forbes article, but this has to be the worst advice ever:

From Gethyn. Who says animals don’t have fun?

https://twitter.com/thehumanxp/status/1183103317892837376

From reader Barry, who adds, “I don’t get them, either.”

https://twitter.com/Mr_Meowwwgi/status/1183151631468322819

From Heather Hastie. I may have posted this before, but so what? This cat flunks the mirror test!

https://twitter.com/AwwwwCats/status/1178080011800195073

And four tweets from Professor Cobb.  This one gets Tweet of the Week, as the Brits counted cats and dogs in their 1911 census. Enlarge and check out the cats!

Well, actually, this one is a tie for Tweet of the Week. Read the thread to see a nefarious malefactor mutt. It pushed kids into the Seine repeatedly and then rescued them, all to get beefsteaks!