Caturday felid quadrifecta: Cat sticks out tongue at sound of packing tape, Leon monologues, and Honey Bee, the blind hiking cat, and kitten-induced stress relief

November 15, 2014 • 5:26 am

There are FOUR cat-related items today, and if you don’t read them all I’ll stick beans up my nose.

Reader Alex sent a video that flummoxes all students of cat behavior. His notes:

 I’m not usually in the habit of sharing cat videos but this one has me baffled. I can understand climbing into boxes, sucking on a vacuum cleaner nozzle and giving up on life when forced to wear a bad jumper. But I can’t understand how the sound of tape can cause this cat’s tongue to malfunction.
And the video at issue:

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On August 17, I posted a series of three “Leon monologues,” in which a very young Polish tabby was doing monologues along the line of Hili Dialogues.  Now, after only three months, Leon has grown up a lot, but he’s still doing monologues on his owner’s Facebook page. Go look at his original monologues, and then read the two new ones below. A bit of the backstory again:

His human’s name is Elzbieta Wierzbicka and she teaches Polish language in the school in Dobrzyn. She had another cat, also rescued but as an adult, Bruno, who went for a walk a few months ago and never returned. After looking for him everywhere possible she acknowledged the sad fact that Bruno will not return. Then she saw an ad that animal shelter has a 7-week-old abandoned kitten who needs special care and she took him.

Leon’s survival was touch and go for a while, but he survived and is in good nick. Here is a grown-up but polite Leon entertaining guests. His monologue:
We have guests. I have to show good manners.
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And another, in which Leon makes a facepalm (or a facepaw):
I flicked through two volumes of “Order of Teutonic Knights”. Not a mention of cats.
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From Bored Panda comes a heartwarming story of a blind cat who likes to go hiking: “Meet Honey Bee, Our Rescued Blind Cat Who Loves Hiking With Us.” It’s a heartwarmer: Honey Bee, who can’t see squat, still enjoys an outing, and you can see her using her other senses to enjoy the outdoors. She lives in Seattle with a staff of two humans and four cats. First a few photos with the original captions, and then a video:
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She loves to ride on shoulders and we would take her on long walks
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Honey Bee likes listening to water sounds when we go on outdoor adventures. Her good sense of edges and drop-offs means that she can get close without falling in.
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Hiking goes a bit slower with Honey Bee because there are so many smells and sounds everywhere.
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She has regular water and snack breaks, just like us.
And a nice video:
This is a video of a hike we went on to Mason Lake, in the mountains outside of Seattle. (The song is “Solar Flares” by Silent Partner from YouTube’s free music library.)
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And this video, which can go by the title in its contents—”you can’t be stressed after sitting in a box full of kittens”—was sent to me by at least a dozen readers. It’s obviously an ad for Tidy Cats cat litter, but it’s one hell of an effective ad! I could use a bit of this stress relief, but I have no felids 🙁
h/t: Su, Malgorzata

Saturday: Hili dialogue

November 15, 2014 • 4:23 am

It’s Caturday, and Professor Ceiling Cat will get his hepatitis A immunization today,  he leaves for India in about a month (the time necessary to acquire immunity). Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, there is a lovely picture of Hili asking for noms. Man cannot live by bread alone, but cats can live by mice alone!

A: Man cannot live by bread alone.
Hili: No, sometimes he has to feed a cat.
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In Polish:
Ja: Nie samym chlebem człowiek żyje.
Hili: Nie, czasami musi nakarmić kota.

 

Animal news of the week

November 14, 2014 • 3:00 pm

I hadn’t realized that Wired has a weekly feature called “This week’s weirdest wild animal incidents,” but it does indeed, and it’s engrossing reading. I won’t reprise this week’s, but it’s full of bizarre stories interspersed with a few heartwarmers. Lots of animal tales!

And there’s this:

A woman in British Columbia became an Internet sensation after taking a selfie with a “squirrel.” (Be sure to read the link!)

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Photo: Stacey Wallace/Rex Features/AP

Here’s one more:

A deer in Ohio, which had a plastic, pumpkin-shaped bucket stuck on its face for at least six days, finally got the bucket off its face when a teenager ambushed and tackled the animal. “It had to be done today,” the teenager said stoically.

Click on the screenshot below to go to the article and the video:

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As lagniappe, here’s a video about lagomorphian sports. Reader Larry called my attention to the fact that rabbit “show jumping” is a regular event in Europe. Here’s a video of one competition (there are many of these on YouTube):

h/t: Barry ~

 

A flight in a small plane

November 14, 2014 • 2:05 pm

Here’s the small Cessna plane in which I made the round-trip journey from St. Louis, Missouri to Kirksville, Missouri a few days ago. It was a seven-seater for Cape Air, having three rows of two seats for passengers and an extra passenger seat next to the pilot’s seat. That seat once held a co-pilot, but, so I was told, cost-cutting measures eliminated the second pilot. That, of course, means that if the one pilot has a heart attack, we’re in trouble. When I asked a flight-attendant friend what would happen if the pilot became incapacitated, she giggled and said, “You’re going down.”

But we didn’t, thank Ceiling Cat. And on the return leg I begged for (and got) the co-pilot’s seat! It was a great view, even though I had to keep my arms and legs retracted so I wouldn’t touch the co-pilot’s stick and rudder pedals.

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And the kindly pilot allowed me to take video from my seat.  So I took three short movies with my camera. 

Takeoff!

Descent through the clouds. Note the altimeter dropping (dial at extreme right, top):

The landing, which you can see was a bit turbulent until the end:

Here’s a shot of the cockpit; pilot readers will be able to gauge (no pun intended) the age of the plane. It did have an autopilot, but the pilot was constantly adjusting things, so I think he flew it manually. On the left can see the pilot’s hand on the “steering wheel” (I’m sure some reader will give me the correct name), while on the right the legs in jeans are mine.

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The New Yorker tries its hand at accommodationism

November 14, 2014 • 1:22 pm

I find myself deluged with accommodationist articles today, so we’ll have one more post after this, and then, if you’re good boys and girls, we can have some cute animals.

Nobody expects the New Yorker to come down on religion. And indeed, although there are pieces that in effect express the nonbelief of their authors (see here, for instance), there’s always some lip-service paid to faith, or some atheism-dissing (in my case, my love of cats and Motown songs was characterized as “irrational love,” entirely similar to that seen in religion).  On some fine day, maybe I’ll open my New Yorker to find a take-no-prisoners piece on the perfidies of faith. But that day will come when, say, we have an atheist President in the U.S.

At any rate, the New Yorker has patted itself on the back for defending science in a new piece (free online) by Michael Specter, “Pope Francis and the GOP’s bad science.” (For non-Americans, the “GOP” stands for the “Grand Old Party,” i.e., Republicans.) The author’s credential are these:

Michael Specter has been a staff writer at The New Yorker since 1998, and has written frequently about AIDS, T.B., and malaria in the developing world, as well as about agricultural biotechnology, avian influenza, the world’s diminishing freshwater resources, and synthetic biology.

And his message is that the Pope, religious though he is, is infinitely more accepting of science than those climate- and evolution-denialist Republican politicians who dominate science policy in Congress:

It’s a shame that there is no provision in the Constitution of the United States that would permit Pope Francis to serve as the chairman of the Senate Environment and Public Works Committee.

. . . That’s too bad, because the Pope believes that science, rational thought, and data all play powerful and positive roles in human life. The senators seem as if they do not. Last month, Francis made a lot of news when, in an address to the Pontifical Academy of Sciences, he said, essentially, that the Catholic Church had no problem with evolution or with the Big Bang theory of the origins of the universe. “When we read the account of Creation in Genesis, we risk imagining that God was a magician, complete with an all-powerful magic wand. But that was not so. … Evolution in nature does not conflict with the notion of Creation,’’ Francis said.

. . . Still, this Pope made a point of talking about evolution—and to do so at a time when the men and women we have chosen to represent us in Washington often equate support for Darwinism with eternal damnation.

Specter goes on to decry, correctly, that the House Science & Technology committee is peopled with representatives who call anthropogenic climate change a hoax, and don’t accept evolution.  He also claims, and he’s probably right again, that Americans used to elect politicians who didn’t make their names by attacking settled science. He uses Bobby Jindal as an example of how times have changed:

Jindal, who was a Rhodes scholar and before that received an honors degree in biology from Brown University, was recently asked at a public forum if he believed in evolution. “The reality is I was not an evolutionary biologist,” he responded, as if study in that one field was required to address the issue. He then went on to say that local school systems should decide “how they teach science” in their classrooms.

No, they shouldn’t get to decide what qualifies as legitimate science, as even the Pope seems to understand. In his speech at the Pontifical Academy, he said that, at least since the creation of the universe, we have all followed a logical, scientifically defined path—not a path determined by parish priests, reactionary American senators, or local school systems.

“I am happy to express my profound esteem and my warm encouragement to carry forward scientific progress,’’ the Pope said.  It would be nice if we could elect political leaders capable of that kind of thought. But, in this country, that might take a miracle.

Where Specter goes wrong is claiming that the Pope is down with evolution, and therefore is down with science, and therefore would be a good person to head a congressional committee.  And that’s just wrong.

True, Francis has expressed sentiments saying that evolution did happen, and for that liberals have fallen all over themselves extolling the Pontiff’s scientific acumen. “What a great move forward for accepting evolution!”, they cry.

The problem is, as I pointed out in The New Republic, what Francis said has been church policy all along. Move along folks: Francis said nothing new. The Catholic Church has accepted the process of evolution, in a limited way, since Pope Pius XII. But there are several caveats to this:

1. Humans are an exception to naturalistic evolution, as God instilled souls into us somewhere in the hominin lineage. That is not, as Specter maintains, the church’s position that, “at least since the creation of the universe, we have all followed a logical, scientifically defined path.” Since when have souls been a pit stop on the scientifically defined path of evolution?

2. The church still maintains that Adam and Eve were the historic and sole ancestors of all modern humans.

There is no evidence for claim #1: it’s what Anthony Grayling calls an “arbitrary superfluity,” added to a scientific theory to satisfy the emotional needs of Catholics.  And #2 just flies in the face of evoution per se, for we know from population genetics that at no point in the last million years did the human population sink below about 12,500 individuals, much less to two (or eight, if you take Noah, his wife, and his sons). That’s settled Church doctrine, and is explicit. There’s no metaphor in the Church’s insistence on the historicity of Adam and Eve. The policy below is from Humani Generis, written in 1950 and still representing Catholic dogma:

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Not much wiggle room there, eh? You can’t metaphorize it, either, as it says that it’s wrong to think that Adam either wasn’t our historical father or that he “represented a certain number of first parents” (the tactic that metaphorizers often take).

So, really, souls and two historical ancestors of modern Homo sapiens? Not to mention Francis’s belief in Satan, demonic possession, and guardian angels. Oh, and there’s that “original sin.” What, exactly is that?

Is Francis a man we want to hold up as a model of scientific belief to oppose to Republicans? I don’t think so. He’s infested with all the metaphysical superstitions of Catholicism, and really said nothing new. The view that he’s breathing a love of science into Catholicism is based solely on wishful thinking. And when you hear someone like Specter put the Pope on a pedestal of science, without mentioning his other beliefs I’ve mentioned, you know you’re dealing with someone who is trying to osculate religion, and who has not done his homework about what the Vatican really thinks about evolution.

It would be nice if The New Yorker were as honest about the Church’s beliefs as is The New Republic. 

h/t: Stephen Q. Muth, Butter’s staff ~

Templeton and the AAAS give money for seminaries to teach science and for scientists to become literate in theology

November 14, 2014 • 11:34 am

The American Association for the Advancement of Science (AAAS; the U.S.’s largest organization of scientists) has a program called DoSER, which stands for “Dialogue on Science, Ethics, and Religion.” It’s run by Jennifer Wiseman, an astronomer who used to be Council President of the American Scientific Affiliation (“A network of Christians in the sciences”). The DoSER program was founded and funded by (who else?) the John Templeton Foundation, which granted DoSER nearly $5.4 million from January 1996 through February of this year.

I’ve always found DoSER an offense to science, as its purpose is explicitly to show that science is compatible with religion, something that, of course, is subject to dispute, and in effect it’s a theological claim and a theological enterprise. In fact, the laws of physics forced me to write The Albatross to counteract this ubiquitous drive for comity between two incompatible domains.

Now Templeton has given DoSER and the AAAS another dollop of cash to run a program called “Science for Seminaries.” Twelve lucky seminaries, pictures below, will get money not to teach science courses, but to somehow incorporate science into their religion courses:

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Here’s some information about the program from the AAAS website.

A joint survey conducted in 2013 by the American Association for the Advancement of Science (AAAS) and sociologists at Rice University found that some Christians (particularly evangelicals) are more likely than other religious groups to consult a religious leader or fellow congregant if they have a scientific question. Science for Seminaries aims to equip religious leaders with a solid scientific foundation from which to answer such questions.

Curricula with integrated science for at least two core theological courses (such as those in systematic theology, biblical studies, church history, and pastoral theology) will be developed by each school and implemented in the initial school year. Additional course revisions and science resources will be made for the second school year. Because science will be integrated into core courses rather than sidelined in electives, the impact on each seminary will be significant.

How much money did Templeton shell out for this dubious project? It’s unclear, but, according to the Washington Post, it’s between $1.5 million and $3.75 million. That’s a lot of dosh!

Responding to a real or perceived gap between science and faith, 10 U.S. seminaries will receive a combined $1.5 million in grants to include science in their curricula, the American Association for the Advancement of Science announced Wednesday (Oct. 8).

A diverse set of Christian seminaries will be awarded grants ranging from $90,000 to $200,000 provided by the John Templeton Foundation, which has funded various efforts to bridge science and faith, including $3.75 million to AAAS for the project.

. . . The grants will cover faculty, events, science resources, guest speakers and other related costs. Seminaries could incorporate applicable issues of modern technology, methods of science or the history of science into courses seminary students already take, such as church history, ethics, pastoral counseling or systematic theology.

“There are interesting intersections of all these types of courses with either modern science or the history of science or the philosophy of science that would be very useful for these students to become acquainted with,” Wiseman said.

Why, I ask, is Templeton and the AAAS so interested in infusing science into seminaries? Wouldn’t the money be better invested in teaching minorities or underserved communities about science? After all, at least that carries the possibility that those kids might become scientists.

The purpose of the seminary program, of course, is not really to make America more science literate, but to blur the boundaries between science and religion, which has always been Templeton’s aim. Why else would the program work not by teaching straight science to theologians, but to somehow (and how is not clear) infuse science or “the history of science” (?) into courses including “pastoral counseling or systematic theology.” Like that’s worth $3.75 million!

What’s worse is that the program’s aims are deeper than that, for they include not only putting science into theology schools, but trying to teach theology to scientists, as the paragraph below shows. Talk about a waste of money! Why on earth do scientists need to become more theologically literate? Yes, it might be salubrious for most of us to know something about the history of religion, and about the nature of religion, but somehow I don’t think that’s what Templeton had in mind:

Here’s a paragraph on the program from the Association of Theological Schools (my emphasis):

ATS is in a partnership with The American Association for the Advancement of Science (AAAS) in a project for which the AAAS has received grant funding from the Templeton Foundation. The goal is to incorporate science into theological school curricula and, thereby, influence future church leaders and people of faith. The project will also encourage theological literacy among scientists through a mutual exchange of ideas in one another’s professional contexts.

There it is again, the vaunted “constructive dialogue between science and faith.” Let me echo Laplace and say that, from the community of scientists, we don’t need that endeavor. If there is to be interchange, let it be not a constructive dialogue but a destructive monologue, one in which science’s efforts knock the props out from under faith, one by one. And religion has nothing to say to scientists, at least nothing that will help us in our work. All religionists can do is educate us about the nature and influence of divine fairy tales that have inimically influenced world culture. Do we really need that?

h/t: Smith

Georgia Southern University launches investigation of creationist professor

November 14, 2014 • 9:22 am

I’ve written several times before about how Professor Emerson T. McMullen, in the history department of Georgia Southern University (a public school) has been foisting creationism—blatantly stupid young-earth creationism—on students in his classes on science and the history of science. Following a student complaint, the Freedom from Religion Foundation (FFRF) filed a formal complaint with Georgia Southern (See my posts on this issue here, here, and here. In the interest of self-aggrandizement, and in receiving the Discovery Institute’s Censor of the Year award an unprecedented twice in a row, I have to add that I helped the FFRF demolish McMullen’s scientific claims).

The University has decided to investigate this issue, and on the highest level. Yesterday FFRF lawyer Andrew Seidel received the following email from Maura Copeland, the chief legal counsel for Georgia Southern University, which I reproduce with the FFRF’s permission.

Dear Mr. Seidel,

In the interest of keeping you updated, I am writing to let you know that the Dean has gathered information regarding this complaint and we are attempting set a meeting with the Dean, Provost and myself to review the results and discuss appropriate next steps. This being “search season” on campus and with holidays approaching, it is proving to be no easy task to find a time where we are all available. I am working with the secretaries to set the meeting (ideally next week, but I cannot confirm yet that next week is possible). I did not want you to think that I had forgotten about the complaint. Please let me know if you have any further questions or concerns. Have a great day!
Maura
I can’t take this as anything other than a good sign. McMullen’s days of teaching lies about science to Georgia Southern students are, I think, coming to an end. For if the school allows this to continue, and there’s a student willing to complain, there would also be a lawsuit on the horizon.
The issue of teaching creationism in public universities (unlike teaching it in public high schools or elementary schools) has never been legally adjudicated per se, but if the First Amendment applies in universities, such teaching must surely be illegal. Georgia Southern is a state school, its professors are agents of the government, and therefore they cannot promulgate one religious viewpoint in their classes if—as is the case for McMullen—it has no secular purpose. I find the arguments that exempt public universities (as opposed to “lower” schools) from First Amendment restrictions to be totally unconvincing.