No more need be said.
Quote of the day for Wednesday: Kaufmann on theology
I’m reading a wonderful anti-religious book by Walter Kaufmann called The Faith of a Heretic. (Doubleday, New York, 1961). Kaufmann (1921-1980) was a colorful character and a polymath who knew tons about philosophy and theology. Raised as a Lutheran, he converted to Judaism at age 11 and subsequently rejected all faith, becoming an atheist and then a well known philosopher who taught at Princeton most of his career. His specialty was Nietzsche but he ranged over much modern philosophy. I’d never heard of him before, and came across the book by accident, but I’m sure some readers know of him.
Kaufmann’s book is a no-nonsense critique of religion and theology, scathing in only the way someone who has been on the inside could be (viz., Dan Barker and John Loftus), with the added panache of philosophical sophistication. Kaufmann is erudite and clearly expert on many brands of theology, including the Ultrasophisticated Theology™ of Tillich and Kierkegaard—both of whom he condemns unreservedly for their mushbrained approach to religious “truth.” This makes him a delight to read. Nobody can write off Kaufmann, as they did Dawkins, for not knowing the “best arguments of theology” (an oxymoron if there ever was one).
Wikipedia says this about Kaufmann:
In a 1959 article in Harper’s Magazine, he summarily rejected all religious values and practice, especially the liberal Protestantism of continental Europe that began with Schleiermacher and culminated in the writings of Paul Tillich and Rudolf Bultmann.In their place, he praised moralists such as the biblical prophets, the Buddha, and Socrates. He argued that critical analysis and the acquisition of knowledge were liberating and empowering forces. He forcefully criticized the fashionable liberal Protestantism of the 20th century as filled with contradictions and evasions, preferring the austerity of the book of Job and the Jewish existentialism of Martin Buber. Kaufmann discussed many of these issues in his 1958 Critique of Religion and Philosophy.
But here’s the quote, from pp. 126-127 of The Faith of a Heretic; I’ll have one Kaufmann quote a day for the next four days. I like this one because it draws a parallel that had escaped me.
Indeed, [theologians] resemble lawyers in two ways. In the first place, they accept books and traditions as data that it is not up to them to criticize. They can only hope to make the best of these books and traditions by selecting the most propitious passages and precedents; and where the law seems to them harsh, inhuman, or dated, all they can do is have recourse to exegesis.
Secondly, many theologians accept the morality that in many countries governs the conduct of the counsel for the defense. Ingenuity and skillful appeals to the emotions are considered perfectly legitimate; so are attempts to ignore all the inconvenient evidence, as long as one can get away with it, and the refusal to engage in inquiries that are at all likely to discredit the predetermined conclusion: that the client is innocent. If all else fails, one tries to saddle one’s opponent with the burden of disproof; and as a last resort one is content with a reasonable doubt that after all the doctrines that one has defended might be true.
Walter Kaufmann (he looks amiable)
Calling all Lutherans, ex-Lutherans or those who know about Lutherans
At the end of this month, as part of a barbecue, science, and atheism tour of Georgia and South Carolina, I’m debating a Lutheran theologian—one from the conservative Evangelical Lutheran Church of America—on the topic of “Are science and religion compatible.” The church does not adhere to Biblical literalism, and I suspect this will be a debate along John Haught lines: accommodationism versus incompatibility.
Now I’ve already carefully examined the doctrines of that sect, which are far more conservative than I thought Lutherans could be, but would like to hear some personal experiences of Lutheran readers, particularly those from that branch of the church. Do weigh in below, particularly on the topic of how their religious views comport with science.
Angler fish – TRUE FACTS
by Matthew Cobb
Jerry has previously blogged written (ha! he’ll be furious when he gets back) about sexual parasitism in the angler fish and camouflage in frogfish but he’s never shown this zefrank video, which has got over 6 million hits on YouTube IN THE LAST FIVE DAYS (can that be right?). It tells you TRUE FACTS about the Angler fish (and Frogfish which are a kind of Angler fish). Enjoy.
h/t @hannahjwaters on Twitter
Is the future crap? A comparison of toilets in 2001: A Space Odyssey and the 2013 ISS
by Matthew Cobb
Jerry’s at the dentist, and has left me with the keys to the car… I was supposed to be blogging (ha!) [JAC: writing on this site] about clouds or flies, but instead it will be about something much more prosaic.
At this time of year, everyone rightly moans about how the future we were supposed to have (jet packs, flying cars etc) looks so much better than the one we actually have (hand-held devices that can put you in contact with virtually anyone in the world, and with the whole of humanity’s knowledge…).
One thing we rarely moan about though are the toilet facilities. Toilets (as we call them in the UK, sorry for shocking US readers with my vulgarity) are an essential part of civilisation, and a key force for public health, as long as you wash your hands afterwards and there are decent sewage treatment facilities. But what about the guys and gals in space? Right now, whizzing above your head and round the earth, is a zero gravity crapper in the International Space Station. So does it measure up to what the future should be like?
Those of you who have seen Stanley Kubrick’s magnificent 2001: A Space Odyssey (and if you haven’t, get it on DVD now! I’ve seen it about 15 times) may recall that Dr Haywood Floyd (played by William Sylvester) first goes to the Earth-orbit space station on an “Orion” shuttle, run by Pan-Am (another bit of futurology he got wrong):
He then flies on to the Moon, via a shuttle. During the flight we get Kubrick’s vision of what we should have got 12 years ago, including velcro slippers keeping the hostess grounded in zero G:
But during the flight, Floyd has to do what a man has to do, and in a scene that in cinemas used to regularly get a good laugh, he ponders the instructions for the swish Zero Gravity Toilet (I couldn’t find a clip of this, so we’ll have to make do with a still):

Here’s a close-up:

So, that was the zero g toilet we were promised. What is reality like?
Commander Chris Hadfield, a Canadian who is the current ISS Commander, just tweeted this picture of the facilities on board the ISS. He said: “Space Station Toilet – it uses airflow, and solids/liquids are done separately. Note the ironic reading material.” (Hadfield’s Twitter bio has “Mission specialist on STS-74 and STS-100. Currently living in space aboard ISS as Flight Engineer on Expedition 34, to be Commander of Expedition 35” And his location is “Orbiting Earth on ISS”, which is probably the ultimate in Twitter cool).

R. Joseph Hoffman knows the truth about Jesus!
Over at The New Oxonian, R. Joseph Hoffmann,who has not exactly been a friend of this website, reports that he is writing a book that will at last tell us the historical truth about Jesus. In his piece, “Jesus: The Outline,” Hoffmann previews what his researches have revealed:
I am going out on a limb, this last day of 2012, unprotected by footnotes, to offer a few paragraphs on what I think the gospels tell us that we can be relatively sure is “true.” I have been persuaded by a few friends to lay all of this out in a book at the end of this year, so I will. With any luck, it will be shorter and easier to read than any of the books I have read on the subject in the last two decades. Think of this as a preview; I’ll save persuasion, argument and evidence for later.
Here are some of the “facts”, and I quote Hoffmann directly:
- “Jesus of Nazareth was born toward the beginning of the common era to a peasant woman named Miriam. He was from the region known as the Galilee (ha-Galel: Josh. 20.7), and according to an early but dubious tradition from ‘Nazareth.’”
- “By far, in making sense of the synoptic gospels, the likeliest scenario is that Jesus was taken by his mother to Jerusalem as a boy, a tradition preserved in the unlikely and legendary story of the journey to Jerusalem in Luke 2.42-51. While in no sense ‘liberal,’ Jerusalem was populous and rustic scandals could be glossed over. As a teenager, he probably found work in the building projects associated with the reign of the Herodians. He listened to apocalyptic preaching and became an ardent opponent of the Roman occupation of Palestine.”
- “In specific ways, the political message of Jesus seems identical to the person described by Josephus (Ant. 18.1) as Judas of Galilee, who opposed the tax structure imposed on the Jews following the census of Quirinius mentioned by both Luke and Josephus. The geographical coordinates of Jesus and Judas coincide in important and suggestive ways.”
- “On one of his preaching ventures, accompanied by the followers who had come to believe he was a deliverer (perhaps believing it himself) Jesus was arrested, accused of fomenting rebellion against Roman rule, and (possibly) with the capitulation of Jewish leaders, executed.”
- “The ‘displaced tradition’ of Jesus’ attack on the temple cult in John 2 (which violates the Markan chronology, if it knows it) comes closest to giving us an accurate picture of how Jesus was remembered by the earliest community, as a prophet, trouble-maker, and critic of the religious regime of the Pharisees and priests.”
- “In Jerusalem, Jesus was remembered as a charismatic outlaw. A tradition, such as the Judas [Iscariot]-tradition, while partly legendary (including the name) is entirely plausible from the standpoint of Roman tactics. It was a snare, or a set-up, that tradition recasts as betrayal. The legal process against Jesus needed witnesses; the self-contradictory gospel insistence that ‘no one could be found’ to testify against him suggests that the Romans conducted his trial with dispatch. It would have been handled by a magistrate and not by the governor of the province.”
- “As to his teaching, certain elements seem secure. Rather than a raw political apocalypticism such as we find in the preaching of John the Baptist, known to be an enemy of the Herodians, Jesus seems to be a typical purist member of ‘the fourth sect,’the religious group Josephus associates with the final troubles leading to the wars of 66-70.
To be sure, Hoffmann also tells us what he thinks Jesus did not do, like preach the gospel of love (he claims that Jesus’s authentic preachings were about the denigration of ritual and promotion of social equality). Yet how can one reliably tell which teachings are real versus made up after the fact?
Now Hoffmann gives only an outline in his article, butI still can’t see how he can advance Jesus scholarship in this way. Most of his material seems to derive from what he claims to be credible parts of either the Bible or stories about Jesus written long after he died—if he even existed.
Hoffmann is no “mythicist,” for he obviously feels that a historical Jesus (though not a divine one) did exist. But the materials for such a historical analysis have been there for a long time, and Hoffmann doesn’t seem to adduce any new ones.
While I haven’t yet read his book, since it hasn’t been written, Hoffmann’s analysis seems to be more a matter of opinion and plausibility rather than of solid historical documentation. And, when it comes to the existence of Jesus, “plausibility” arguments are all that historicism can adduce. They’ve never settled the issue, or even come close.
Cat yodeling FTW
I thought I’d posted on cat yodeling before, but I can’t find such a thing. This one is good, though I suppose some will complain that the animals are being a bit mistreated. Well, the cats do seem slightly ticked, but none were harmed, and it’s a funny piece.
The first part of the video is about something else, so start it at about 1:10. The ending is hilarious.
h/t: docatheist
World’s luckiest owl survives high-speed faceplant
Here’s some good animal news for the new year. A report at i09 describes “the world’s luckiest owl”: a barred owl (Strix varia) in Vermont. This unlucky bird flew into a truck traveling at 55 miles per hour, planting its face in the grill:
But it apparently survived without harm!
After being carefully separated from the truck by Vermont Fish and Wildlife officials, the bird reportedly clicked its beak a few times and flew off, apparently unscathed.
There’s a YouTube video of the report from Vermont’s WCAX TV:
h/t: George P.

