What happened to Ricky Gervais’s kitten?

August 25, 2013 • 4:35 am

Remember when I posted the video of Ricky Gervais getting the gift of a Siamese kitten from Jonathan Ross on Ross’s television show?  That was in 2003, and here’s a screenshot:

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Well, the cat, named Ollie, has grown up, and, according to a funny new tw – – t from Gervais, it’s grown up normally, having become an immobile and humungous lump.

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Well, perhaps Gervais could play Muhammed and cut his pants off. . .

h/t: Grania

Serengeti lions: the best animal video-and-photo site of the year

August 24, 2013 • 1:04 pm

This a combined article/photo/video feature at the National Geographic site about the lions of the Serengeti. And it’s fantastic. You really need to spend some time there. Now.

Before you get to the show-and-tell, first read David Quammen’s essay, “The short happy life of a Serengeti lion

Then head over to “The Serengeti Lion” site, where you’ll spend a wonderful half-hour living among the lions.  The photos are fantastic, but even better are the videos filmed with a  small robot vehicle that trundled among the cats as they played, killed, and rested.

For example, there’s a section on “Playtime“, with photos and videos of the youngsters having a high old time. Use the arrows on the screen to navigate around. (Each site begins with a video, and then you can scroll down to see photos.)

But it’s not all fun and games, for there’s the usual tooth and claw. And there’s one sad section, “Trophy hunting,” showing how they raise lions for hunting purposes, all to raise money for conservation.

The index is at the bottom left of the site, and here are all the topics:

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Here’s the robot, by the way, which apparently didn’t bother the beasts:

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I can’t recommend this highly enough.

Enjoy, courtesy of reader George and Professor Ceiling Cat.

“Blackbird”

August 24, 2013 • 9:47 am

This lovely song, clearly a Paul McCartney composition, is on the Beatles’ White Album (1968), which has some great stuff (“Goodnight,” “While My Guitar Gently Weeps”, “I Will,” “Back in the USSR,” and the underappreciated “Martha My Dear”) but also some dreck ( “Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da,”and especially “Revolution Number 9”, which ranks just above “Octopus’s Garden” as the worst Beatles song ever).

But back to the sublime. I like to present live performances whenever possible, but those are rare on YouTube for this group, and the Beatles stopped performing live during the last part of their career together.  Here’s an older but still great McCartney doing “Blackbird.”

Rolling Stone ranks this as #38 on the list of Greatest 100 Beatles Songs.  It was recorded by McCartney without the others; as the site notes:

McCartney recorded “Blackbird” on his own. Harrison and Starr were in California (where Harrison was being filmed for Ravi Shankar’s movie Raga), and Lennon was in a different studio working on “Revolution 9.” McCartney has said that the fingerpicked guitar lines of “Blackbird,” written at his Scotland farm soon after he returned from India, were loosely based on Bach’s “Bourrée in E minor,” which he and Harrison used to practice in their early years. The blackbird heard on the track was from a sound-effects collection. “He did a very good job, I thought,” McCartney joked. “He sings very well on that.”

After he’d run through the song a number of times, McCartney told engineer Geoff Emerick that he wanted the song to sound as if he were singing it outdoors. “Fine,” Emerick said, “then let’s do it outdoors” — and they relocated to tape “Blackbird” outside Abbey Road Studios’ echo chamber.

McCartney gave the first semipublic performance of “Blackbird” to a group of fans outside his Cavendish Avenue home. “Paul opened the window and called out to us, ‘Are you still down there?'” one of them recalled. “Then he sat on the windowsill with his acoustic guitar and sang ‘Blackbird’ to us, standing down there in the dark.”

The song is about civil rights, and Wikipedia gives some details, including a transcript from an interview with McCartney:

I had been doing poetry readings. I had been doing some in the last year or so because I’ve got a poetry book out called Blackbird Singing, and when I would read “Blackbird”, I would always try and think of some explanation to tell the people, ’cause there’s not a lot you can do except just read the poem, you know, you read 10 poems that takes about 10 minutes, almost. It’s like, you’ve got to, just, do a bit more than that. So, I was doing explanations, and I actually just remembered why I’d written “Blackbird”, you know, that I’d been, I was in Scotland playing on my guitar, and I remembered this whole idea of “you were only waiting for this moment to arise” was about, you know, the black people’s struggle in the southern states, and I was using the symbolism of a blackbird. It’s not really about a blackbird whose wings are broken, you know, it’s a bit more symbolic.

— Paul McCartney, Interview with KCRW’s Chris Douridas, May 25, 2002 episode of New Ground (17:50–19:00)

Also, before his solo acoustic guitar set during the Driving USA Tour, McCartney explained that “bird” is British slang for girl, making “blackbird” a synonym for ‘black girl’. Near the end of the song’s performance, a young black woman sang the lyrics, “You were only waiting for this moment to arrive, blackbird fly…”, after which the program faded to commercial.

One more tidbit:

The instrumentation consists of tapping, guitar, vocal and birdsong overdub. The tapping “has been incorrectly identified as a metronome in the past”, according to engineer Geoff Emerick, who says it is actually the sound of Paul tapping his foot, which Emerick recalls as being mic’d up separately.Footage included in the bonus content on disc two of the 2009 remaster of the album shows McCartney tapping both his feet alternately while performing the song.

You can see that video, with the foot-tapping, here.

I have a vague feeling I’ve posted this song before, but I’m not going to check, for it’s worth hearing again (and again. . . ).

The burqa issue resurfaces

August 24, 2013 • 6:00 am

First, let’s review what a burqa is, as it’s often confused with other Muslim garments and even with headscarves. It’s the full-length body covering worn by some Muslim women, and usually includes a head covering with a veil over the eyes, completely obscuring the face. Here are two women wearing the garment:

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Three years ago, France banned any face-covering garment in public places, including the burqa if it obscures the face.  That law was controversial, for some Muslims see the garment as a religious mandate and its prohibition infringes on freedom of religion.  Some argue that it’s a form of oppressing women, and I tend to agree; although some burqa wearers argue that they want to wear it, many would gladly wear more revealing dress were it not for their faith and pressure from male and female coreligionists. Indeed, when I visited the Middle East Technical University in Ankara, Turkey, a few years back—a school that bans even headscarves—several Muslim women told me they were happy about the rule.  If headscarves were permitted, they said, they would be pressured by other Muslim women to conform and wear them, for otherwise they’d be accused of being “bad Muslims.”

The question of banning such garments thus sets freedom of religion squarely against civil law and national custom, and it’s a tough call. I go back and forth on this, but I find myself more often on the side of Christopher Hitchens, who argued in Slate that the French burqa ban was a victory for women’s rights:

Ah, but the particular and special demand to consider the veil and the burqa as an exemption applies only to women. And it also applies only to religious practice (and, unless we foolishly pretend otherwise, only to one religious practice). This at once tells you all you need to know: Society is being asked to abandon an immemorial tradition of equality and openness in order to gratify one faith, one faith that has a very questionable record in respect of females.

. . . Not that it would matter in the least if the Quran said otherwise. Religion is the worst possible excuse for any exception to the common law. Mormons may not have polygamous marriage, female circumcision is a federal crime in this country, and in some states Christian Scientists face prosecution if they neglect their children by denying them medical care. Do we dare lecture the French for declaring simply that all citizens and residents, whatever their confessional allegiance, must be able to recognize one another in the clearest sense of that universal term?

So it’s really quite simple. My right to see your face is the beginning of it, as is your right to see mine. Next but not least comes the right of women to show their faces, which easily trumps the right of their male relatives or their male imams to decide otherwise. The law must be decisively on the side of transparency. The French are striking a blow not just for liberty and equality and fraternity, but for sorority too.

This is relevant to a report in yesterday’s Guardian that a judge in Hackney, near London, refused to let a Muslim woman wear her burqa in court. The woman is standing trial for intimidating a witness, and refuses to remove the head covering in the presence of males. The judge gave a stern ruling:

The judge said the principle of open justice overrode the woman’s religious beliefs. “It is necessary for this court to be satisfied that they can recognise the defendant,” the judge said.

“While I obviously respect the right to dress in any way she wishes, certainly while outside the court, the interests of justice are paramount. I can’t, as a circuit judge, accept a plea from a person whose identity I am unable to ascertain.

“It would be easy for someone on a later occasion to appear and claim to be the defendant. The court would have no way to check on that.”

Both the woman’s lawyer and the prosecuting attorney have broached other solutions to identify the burqa-wearer in court as the real defendant:

[Defense lawyer] Burtwistle suggested that she, a female police officer or a female prison guard could identify the defendant and confirm to the court that it was the same person as in the police arrest photos.

Sarah Counsell, prosecuting, said the police officer in charge of the case was content that he recognised the defendant while she was in the burqa.

But the judge wouldn’t have it:

“It seems to me to be quite fundamental that the court is sure who it is dealing with. Furthermore, this court, as long as I am sitting, has the highest respect for any religious tradition a person has.

“In my courtroom also, this sometimes conflicts with the interests of a paramount need for the administration of justice. In my courtroom, that’s going to come first.

“There is the principle of open justice and it can’t be subject to the religion of the defendant whether the principle is observed or not.

“I am not saying this because of the particular form of dress by this defendant, I apply that to any form of dress that had the same issues.”

Yes, there are ways for other women to identify the defendant, including fingerprinting her in court, but that’s not the point. The point is this: in a court of law, everyone has the right to face their accuser, and not while the accuser is enveloped in a cloth sack. And there’s simply no way to clear the courtroom of males for this:  the judge, after all, is a man. (The issue of the burqa is still undecided, and will be revisited in September when the trial starts.)

In this case, then, I’m completely on the judge’s side. Religious custom, forced upon women or not, must give way to civil law. And burqas that obscure the face should certainly be banned in places where facial recognition is potentially important, as in banks, schools, government offices, and the like.

I’m still undecided about whether face-covering burqas should be completely banned in public. I lean towards the banning because I doubt women would wear them were they not forced to, or were not brainwashed from youth that this is how they must dress. But other forms of religiously-inspired dress, like the garments of the Amish, may be worn under the same compulsion.  Still, that clothing doesn’t obscure one’s identity in public.

What do you think?

h/t: Natalie

Caturday felid trifecta: photos that only cat owners can appreciate, another thieving moggie, and Merlyn’s birthday

August 24, 2013 • 4:45 am

First, let’s all wish the gorgeous English shorthair Merlyn, owned by reader daveau, a happy birthday. Merlyn turned three yesterday (we met him earlier this week), and daveau sent in a picture of his birthday “party.” Wearing a party hat, Merlyn doesn’t look impressed, even with his special birthday treat (don’t ask me why he’s called “Duddy”). Daveau reports:

Here’s Duddy eagerly [JAC: ???] anticipating his birthday tuna last night. At 3, his wizard cap is already fading…

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From ft~b troublemakers comes a funny set of “14 photos that only cat lovers can appreciate”.  I’ll show just three, but have a look at them all, and let me know if you think that the one with the lollipop (at the link) was photoshopped:

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This may be staged, but somehow I doubt it. If that guy loves his cat, he’s in for a long wait on the john. Unless, that is, he’s like Mohammed and simply cuts off his boxers.

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Well, there’s news this week about yet another cat who steals the neighbors’ goods. This one is Norris, a thieving moggie from Bristol, and his depredations are reported in the Guardian, Bristol Culture, and the Watford Observer. As the Guardian reports:

The owners of a thieving cat have written to neighbours in an effort to return items he has taken to their owners.

Norris, a two-year-old tabby, has in the past year brought home bits of food, dishcloths, dusters and dust mitts during his travels around the North Street area of Bedminster in Bristol.

More recently, however, he has taken sports bras, support pants, jumpers, T-shirts, boxer shorts and even a bath mat. Those are in addition to half a pizza, an unopened tube of gravy paste and a German sausage.

If the items are too big to bring in through the cat flap at home, Norris leaves them on the mat in the back garden. His owners, Richard and Sophie Windsor, believe that Norris is taking items from washing lines and have now written to their neighbours to apologise.

Norris’s owners wrote the folowing apologetic but humorous note to all their neighbors:

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But all’s well that ends well:

Richard Windsor, 26, a graphic designer, told the Bristol Post: “So far we have been able to reunite a number of items with their owners including a towel set, some oven gloves, a bath mat, some baby clothes and some running gear.

“Fortunately all our neighbours have been very good-natured about it and think it’s funny.”

Below is what appears to be a photo of Norris (I’m not sure), which comes from the Mirror. Naturally, their story on the purloining cat is titled “Real-life cat burglar: Norris the tabby stealing KNICKERS from neighbors’ houses.” Yes, “knickers” is in all caps. And he stole a lot more stuff than just knickers.

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h/t: Matthew Cobb, daveau

Friday favourite fly: Ornidia obesa

August 23, 2013 • 12:50 pm

by Matthew Cobb

I have a new favourite fly. It is the aptly named Ornidia obesa, a syrphid (aka hoverfly) that is metallic green. As its name indicates, if it played soccerball it would provoke a chorus of the traditional song ‘Who ate all the pies?’.

Here it is, in all its tubby glory (it’s only 1cm long), is a female O. obesa,  in a great picture by Scott Nelson from here. Look at those legs – they’re so strong, almost like a bee’s legs.

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Males have their eyes much closer together, touching at the top (presumably to find females):

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Here is a video by Diego da Cruz Pereira, of O. obesa on a leaf, in Brazil:

And here is a picture of three females laying eggs on a leaf, from Jim Conrad’s Naturalist Newsletter:

Green Hover Fly, ORNIDIA OBESA

The leaf was situated above a compost heap onto which Jim reported he jettisons urine (indeed, he says he noticed the flies while he was peeing on the compost heap). The maggots hatched out, dropped onto the compost heap and then did their maggoty thing.

O. obesa will happily feed on carrion, but it does not like cocaine, it appears. A recent study investigated whether it could be used in forensic entomology for estimating the time of death of a corpse, but noted that while the flies were happy to breed on a pig that had been shot dead (218 flies came out), they were not impressed by the pig that had been killed with an overdose of cocaine (0 flies). I haven’t been able to read more than the abstract, so I’m not sure whether this was because the flies did not lay on the cocaine-killed pig, or if the eggs or maggots or pupae did not  survive.

Anyway, it is a very pretty fly. Here are some questions that I would like some answers to:

Why are the flies so stubby? Is this an adaptation, and if so to what?

Why are they metallic green? Is this something to do with feeding on carrion/excrement?

Why are the eyes metallic green too?

I came across O. obesa in a new on-line guide to the Syrphidae of the nearctic region, produced by most excellent Biological Survey of Canada.

Canada has a track record of producing excellent material about flies – ‘Agriculture Canada’ produced the stupendous 3-volume ‘Manual of Nearctic Diptera’, from whence I took the picture of the male, above. It is long out of print (a shame as it is a lovely object), but you can read it (and search it!) in these three massive PDF files (be patient) put on-line by the Entomological Society of Canada: Volume 1, Volume 2 and Volume 3.

A classic battle: man versus goose

August 23, 2013 • 11:02 am

It’s Friday, so don’t expect any more intellectual depth today. Matthew Cobb and I are apparently both in an end-of-the-week mood: he keeps sending me animal photos and videos, and I keep posting them. In this one, a businessman gets into a fracas with a Canada goose (Branta canadensis).  I don’t know why the goose is so peeved—perhaps it has a nest nearby?—but it clearly has an animus against the man, and winds up pwning him.

The guy could have restrained himself from trying to strike the goose with a rolled-up paper, for really, how much damage can an affronted goose do?

The person who posted this on Twitter, John R. Hutchinson, calls this a “draw”, but I call it a wings-down victory for goosedom.