Where else but on Fox News will you find this bit of frippery: an article by the eloquent but slippery theologian William Lane Craig, and with the invidious title “A Chistmas gift for atheists—five reasons why God exists“. Craig tells us first that Christmas is a sham for atheists (yes, of course—if you want to celebrate Baby Jesus), and then adds this tidbit:
However, most atheists, in my experience, have no good reasons for their disbelief. Rather they’ve learned to simply repeat the slogan, “There’s no good evidence for God’s existence!”
No good reasons for disbelief? How about this one: “Lack of evidence in favor of God and manifest evidence that he’s man-made.” That’s not good enough, apparently. So Craig offers us, as his Christmas gift, five of what he sees as the best reasons for the existence of God (presumably the Christian god). Sadly, they’ll convince only those who are already convinced. His quotes are indented.
1. God provides the best explanation of the origin of the universe. Given the scientific evidence we have about our universe and its origins, and bolstered by arguments presented by philosophers for centuries, it is highly probable that the universe had an absolute beginning. Since the universe, like everything else, could not have merely popped into being without a cause, there must exist a transcendent reality beyond time and space that brought the universe into existence. This entity must therefore be enormously powerful. Only a transcendent, unembodied mind suitably fits that description.
First of all, it’s possible (and may be likely) that our “universe” is one of many pocket universes that have been forming since time immemorial. In that case the system of multiverses didn’t have to have an absolute beginning, and the “cause” is, as Lawrene Krauss notes, simply a quantum vacuum fluctuation. That’s not evidence for a “transcendent reality.” Further, what caused God? If theologians want to use the cosmological argument, that’s a perfectly good argument, and one not adequately answered by “God didn’t need a cause.”
2. God provides the best explanation for the fine-tuning of the universe. Contemporary physics has established that the universe is fine-tuned for the existence of intelligent, interactive life. That is to say, in order for intelligent, interactive life to exist, the fundamental constants and quantities of nature must fall into an incomprehensibly narrow life-permitting range. There are three competing explanations of this remarkable fine-tuning: physical necessity, chance, or design. The first two are highly implausible, given the independence of the fundamental constants and quantities from nature’s laws and the desperate maneuvers needed to save the hypothesis of chance. That leaves design as the best explanation.
This has already been answered in a video by Sean Carroll, Official Website Physicist™. There are at least four physical reasons for the fine-tuning of the universe, none of which involve God. We don’t know the answer yet, but to say that God is the best explanation is simply a God-of-the-Gaps argument (like #1). Further, such a calculation (the probability of God given the laws of physics that allow human life) requires a Bayesian estimate of the prior probability that God exists (something we don’t know at all).
3. God provides the best explanation of objective moral values and duties. Even atheists recognize that some things, for example, the Holocaust, are objectively evil. But if atheism is true, what basis is there for the objectivity of the moral values we affirm? Evolution? Social conditioning? These factors may at best produce in us the subjective feeling that there are objective moral values and duties, but they do nothing to provide a basis for them. If human evolution had taken a different path, a very different set of moral feelings might have evolved. By contrast, God Himself serves as the paradigm of goodness, and His commandments constitute our moral duties. Thus, theism provides a better explanation of objective moral values and duties.
Many of us don’t see that there are “objective moral values” (I don’t, for instance, though I think there are right and wrong ways to behave if you want to achieve a given end. And of course God’s will is not a good grounding for morality, given a). God was a horrible bully and killer of the innocent in the Bible (he in fact perpetrated many Bronze Age Holocausts, and b). nearly all theologians save Craig do not adhere to “divine command theory,” i.e., whatever God decrees is good by virtue of God’s fiat. More rational theologians admit that God is good because he adheres to certain standards, and that those standards and not God’s will define what is moral. But of course secularists have a perfectly adequate explanation for both innate moral feelings and socially-derived morality. To say that God is a better explanation means show that the probability of God given human morality is high, and that calculation again requires a Bayesian estimate of the prior probability that God exists The arguments for Not Ceiling Cat (below) suggest that the prior probability of God existing is low..
4. God provides the best explanation of the historical facts concerning Jesus’ life, death, and resurrection. Historians have reached something of consensus that the historical Jesus thought that in himself God’s Kingdom had broken into human history, and he carried out a ministry of miracle-working and exorcisms as evidence of that fact. Moreover, most historical scholars agree that after his crucifixion Jesus’ tomb was discovered empty by a group of female disciples, that various individuals and groups saw appearances of Jesus alive after his death, and that the original disciples suddenly and sincerely came to believe in Jesus’ resurrection despite their every predisposition to the contrary. I can think of no better explanation of these facts than the one the original disciples gave: God raised Jesus from the dead.
Easy refutation here: the “historical facts” aren’t really historical facts, except in the minds of believers. Muslim historians have concluded, with equal tenacity, that Allah sent us the Qur’an through his prophet Mohamed. So there are two sets of diametrically opposed facts, neither supported by objective historical evidence from people who don’t already believe. The only “historical” evidence for Jesus’s life in in the scriptures, period, and those are full of contradictions, mistakes, and outright falsehoods.
5. God can be personally known and experienced. The proof of the pudding is in the tasting. Down through history Christians have found through Jesus a personal acquaintance with God that has transformed their lives.
People have all kinds of delusions: they regularly see and hear their dead relatives, are abducted by aliens, and, of course, gods of other faiths can be “personally known and experienced”. What Craig is doing here is substituting revelation—faith—for reason. The personal experiences that people have of Jesus are, of course, not independent of one another, and so don’t provide independent data points. How many personal experiences of Jesus do Hindus or Buddhists have? You have personal experiences of whatever religion you were brought up in or adhere to, and that’s evidence that your “experiences” are not evidence of something real, but a comforting and culture-bound illusion.
No atheist will find these stupid arguments convincing. But to counteract them, I present, as my Koynezaa present to believers, Professor Ceiling Cat’s evidence for Not Ceiling Cat (see also the hilarious sections for and against Ceiling Cat at the “Proof of Ceiling Cat” section of the LOLcat Bible site. Here is my more serious contribution:
1. God doesn’t give evidence for himself, even though he easily could, converting all the world to the true faith. But God WANTS us to know and accept him. Ergo, the best explanation for him being “hidden” is that he doesn’t exist.
2. The world is full of natural as well as man-made evils that make the innocent suffer. This cannot be comported with a loving and omnipotent God, even if you posit that all will be set right in the next world.
3. The existence of Hell, in which Craig believes, absolutely violates any conception of a loving God. No such God would consign people to eternal flames for trivial crimes like asking for evidence. If there is a Hell, then God is evil.
4. Different religions give different truths. At most only one of them can be right, and if one is, it’s probably not Craig’s.
5. The universe is full of superfluous stars and planets on which there’s no life. Why? Even the laws of physics could have been altered to allow the existence of only one galaxy—ours—without screwing up everything else. Theists have no explanation for this. Saying that “God’s will is unknown” is no answer, for if you play that card, you lay yourself open to having to explain how you then know God is loving, all-powerful, wise, a disembodied mind, etc., etc. Further, the earth will be toast in another few billion years. Is that part of God’s plan, too? Theists have no explanation for things like that.
6. Who made God? Secularism provides the best explanation for the idea of God, for we have ample reason to think (and in fact have often witnessed) that gods are created by the human mind.
7. Scientific studies looking for God’s actions always fail. These include investigations of miracles like the weeping Jesus in India (sewer water), the Shroud of Turin (forged) and the “cures” at Lourdes (no regrown limbs or eyes)—not to mention several failed studies of intercessory prayer.
8. Science continually contradicts God’s word, thus continually casting doubt on God himself. A hundred years ago, Craig would be have been preaching the literal truths of Genesis, Adam and Eve, the Great Flood, the Exodus, and so on. Now science shows that those ideas are wrong. Rather than take the parsimonious view that the Bible is a work of fiction, which is being whittled away completely by empiricism, theologians like Craig cry “it’s largely a metaphor.” Unlike scientists, they accept no evidence against the God hypothesis, but simply wriggle like eels, defending the view to which they were committed in the first place. This is not theology but confirmation bias.
QED no Ceiling Cat. (But there is Professor Ceiling Cat).
