Idaho governor’s debate: a congregation of loons

May 19, 2014 • 7:05 am

I got nothing today as I’m rushing off, so I’ll entertain you with some craziness. If you think American politics, particularly of the Republican variety, couldn’t get more insane, here’s a clip, presented by Business Insider, showing two of the four candidates in the recent Republican debate for governor of Idaho. Idaho is a well-known depository of loons (no disrepect to “normal” readers), who have their own compounds and collectives scattered throughout the state. It’s also a well-known refuge for “survivalists” and white supremacists, as well as gun nuts.

Have a gander, but first the BI caption:

On Wednesday, four Republicans running for governor in Idaho faced off in one of the best political debates of all time. It included references to a “turd in a punch bowl,” “bondage-type people” who are “picking up strangers at night,” John Wayne, the “evil spirits that are behind the feds,” and dire predictions of coming earthquakes.

In addition to incumbent Gov. Butch Otter, the field of candidates includes a biker named Harley Brown who describes the “overarching theme” of his campaign as “FREEDOM FROM POLITICAL CORRECTNESS” and an epically bearded man named Walt Bayes who is focused on stopping abortion. Naturally, Brown and Bayes were wildly quotable and the debate has become something of a viral sensation. Brown summed up the proceedings in one of his great quips.

“You have your choice folks, a cowboy, a curmudgeon, a biker, or a normal guy,” Brown said. “Take your pick.”

That reminds me of C.S. Lewis’s choice of descriptions of Jesus: liar, lunatic, or Lord.

More from the Los Angeles Times:

Away from the madding crowd of supporters were Walt Bayes, a frequent candidate who runs “to stop abortion”; and Harley Brown, a biker who showed up wearing his leathers and other biker gear and keeps a list of campaign slogans like “Register Communists, not firearms.” Brown introduced himself by saying that at the low point of his life he was called by God to be commander in chief, following that revelation with: “Don’t think I’m crazy, because I’m not.”

“You might find this offensive, but I hit everybody — Jews, Polish people, Irish, Italians, religious jokes and black jokes,” Brown said Wednesday night, responding to a question about bigoted jokes posted to his website. “I don’t like political correctness…. It’s bondage.”

Bayes spent time criticizing the federal government as “a bunch of Eastern idiots” and boasting about killing a wolf that was classified as an endangered species at the time. He also promised to prohibit abortion, saying that “if the Supreme Court goes to hell, I’m not following them.”

Bayes and Brown won’t win, for even a Republican looks good next to them. And I suppose it’s a sign of democracy that even a complete whack-job can aspire for high office in the U.S.

h/t: Jim E.

 

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Monday: Hili dialogue

May 19, 2014 • 4:25 am

It is a holiday in Canada today—”Victoria Day“, or the anniversary of Queen Victoria’s birthday—and I am flying back to Chicago.  The second day of the conference was also superb, but it’s 4:30 am and I must pack and leave here by 6 to get an early plane. Photos, reports, and video will follow tomorrow or later.

In the meantime, the Hili vs. d*g standoff continues in Poland:

A. Why are you sleeping in the basement? There’s no heatwave.
Hili: I’m waiting for this dog of ours to grow a bit wiser.
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Poor Hili!!!
In Polish:
Ja: Czemu śpisz w piwnicy, przecież nie ma jeszcze upałów?
Hili: Czekam aż ten nasz pies zmądrzeje.

Cat adopts baby squirrel, proves existence of God

May 18, 2014 • 1:34 pm

The Dodo reports a mother cat, with kittens, who happens to have adopted (and suckled) a baby squirrel.  I have a feeling that I posted this before, but I realized that it bears on one of the arguments for God: the Argument from Altruism. This has been made by many, most prominently by Francis Collins, who maintains that our instinctive moral feelings (what he calls “the Moral Law”) can’t be explained by evolution. Nor can human altruism, which, in biological terms, is the sacrificing of your reproductive output for a nonrelated individual.  A soldier who falls on a grenade to save his buddies could be one example.

Now of course there are biological and social explanations for such altruism. The soldier, for example, could be acting on instinctive feelings to save those familiar to him, which, in our early evolution, might be related—a type of kin selection.  Or it could simply be enculturated (not divine!) compassion, which we exercise towards those we know. Soldiers are, after all, trained to regard the members of their platoon as “brothers.” In other words, such sacrifice may be highjacking our evolutionary “help our friends and relatives” detectors.

One example of such altruistic highjacking is this cat (see below) who has adopted a squirrel. That’s the ultimate form of altruism, because she’s not even helping a member of her own species, and cross-species fostering is not something that evolution could ever favor. What is likely going on is that the cat is suffused with maternal hormones like oxytocin, and the squirrel is simply riding that wave of hormones. (Human adoption, an altruistic behavior, is similar).

Here’s the video:

It’s labeled as the cat teaching the squirrel to purr, but I’m not sure that’s true. What do you think.

In fact, after I watched the movie and wrote the above, I then read the article, which makes one of my points:

So why (if you are a bird or cat or other animal…hmmm, even human) would you put time and energy into caring for another animal’s offspring? Isn’t the point to promote your own genes? It could be that the risk of not caring for a hungry face that presents itself to you is greater than the cost of doing some extra nursing or care, just in case that baby animal has some of your genetic material. Hormones may play a key role in this as well, as oxytocin produced in mother cats after kittens are born help make caregiving a priority– and this caregiving may extend to baby squirrels, if they are presented at the right time (while the mom is nursing her own babies). And we humans, well, we are very susceptible to cuteness, which could in part explain why we take pets into our homes (but that’s a topic for another time!).

In the end, though, my point is that if human altruism proves God because evolution supposedly can’t explain it, then so does this kind of cross-fostering. It can’t be explained directly by evolution, but Collins’s mistake is assuming that naturalism can’t explain it. It can, just like it can explain this cross-fostering.  So, of course, my title is sarcastic, but the point is that we can see “maladaptive” behaviors in humans and other species due to the highjacking of evolved—or, in our case, also culturally inculcated—feelings and instincts. The existence of behaviors that evolution can’t directly explain is no evidence for God.

h/t: Joyce

Heron noms bunny, proves non-existence of God

May 18, 2014 • 10:19 am

by Matthew Cobb

These dramatic pictures by Dutch wildlife photographer Ad Sprang popped up in my Tw*tter feed from my one-time student, Sam Pearson (@smprsn). They appeared on the Daily Telegraph website and show a grey heron pottering about in the Dutch countryside, near Vianen, and then coming across a bunny.

I’ve just noticed that these photos are six years old, appearing back in September 2008 (the ways of the internet are very odd), but why should we let lack of novelty get in the way of a good story?

Children and the faint-hearted should look away now:

Sprang said to the Telegraph:

The rabbit screamed loudly when it was hanging helplessly in the bill of the big heron. I managed to make two photos of this and the bird flew away with the rabbit in its bill. The bird landed in a water-place nearby. I could quickly turn the car and took several photos of the rest of the story.

“The heron tried to kill the rabbit by putting it under water. After about half a minute the rabbit was almost dead but as it moved it was put under water by the heron again.

“When the poor little rabbit had finally died the heron swallowed the rabbit completely. It was not that easy because of the size but finally the heron was successful.

“I have often seen herons catching preys like mice and fish. but catching a rabbit was a surprise.”

It is well known that Darwin challenged those who believed in a beneficent creator to look on the ways of the parasitoid wasps whose offspring devour caterpillars from the inside and think again. If there is a God, he must be Cthulhu (btw Darwin didn’t say that). This striking example of predator by a hungry (and pretty smart) heron just underlines three points to me:

a) Animal life is just stuff eating other stuff.

b) It’s all about recycling the carbon from one organism to another.

c) There is no God. Nice bunny, nice heron. Play nicely together. But no. One gets eaten by the other. And then something else comes along and eats the heron, (repeat till the sun swallows the Earth, if we are lucky).

I took the photos from here. The photos are all credited to Ad Sprang/Barcroft Media.

Kamloops: Day 2

May 18, 2014 • 7:09 am

Yesterday was the first full day of the meeting (Imagine No Religion 4; schedule here), and I have to say that this is among the top secular meetings I’ve ever attended. The talks are good, the people are friendly, and, of critical importance, they serve great noms.

The meeting began early, with a continental breakfast (a good one; they had black raspberry smoothies!) at 7:45, followed by the opening remarks, and then the first talk, by Hemant “The Friendly Atheist” Mehta,  at 9.

As we filed into the lecture hall with our plates (there are tables), Dan Barker, a talented pianist, was playing on an electronic piano (or whatever you call those things). You may know that Barker, co-President of the Freedom from Religion Foundation, is a talented musician who made a partial living, when he was a Christian preacher, by writing Christian songs. He still gets royalties from those songs. Here’s a photo of him tickling the ivories, but he was shortly joined by a saxophonist and they did an awesome jazz duet of “Imagine No Religion”. I have a video of that which I’ll post when I return to Chicago. It was a great start to the day:

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During the announcements, Bill Ligertwood, the main organizer, told us that all the speakers would be getting hand-knitted Flying Spaghetti Monsters as a gift, along with an INR4 coffee cup. I was excited, for the woman knitting them was sitting right behind me, and I could see them (she spends all day at the conference producing them, and you can also buy one for $20 Canadian). The folks sitting next to me bought one, but I’ll get one free, maybe with extra meatballs! Here’s one:

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I’d never heard Hemant talk before, but he was a lively and engaging speaker. His topic was how atheist don’t fact-check their claims nearly as closely as they should, especially being skeptics. He gave several humorous examples, including fabricated but widely-quoted statements from Jefferson and Hitchens (e.g., Islamophobia is a “word created by fascists, and used by cowards, to manipulate morons”; a quote used by Sam Harris in his interview of Ayaan Hirsi Ali).  His lesson also included statistics that are widely bruited about, including that 1% of the prison population are atheists (it’s actually less than that—0.2% as I recall). Hemant follows up many dubious claims by extensive emailing and phone-calling, but I wonder how, with his job as a high school teacher, he finds the time! I vowed to do such checks more often, but I think I’ve done a fairly good job checking claims, and corrected myself where I was wrong. It’s simply impossible, at least with my day job, to follow up everyone’s quote and claim by sending emails or calling everyone, but I always issue retractions if something proves incorrect. But Hemant put the fear of Ceiling Cat into me.

Here’s Hemant speaking (picture quality will be poor as I was seated far from the podium and flashes were useless; this is hand-held at low shutter speed sans flash):

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At 10 a.m. Wanda Morris, CEO of Dying with Dignity Canada, gave a moving and passionate talk about her work, illustrated with some examples of Canadians who, though terminally ill and in pain, weren’t allowed to die by their government. She outlined the proposal she has before parliament about allowing assisted suicide, and noted that it may well pass in at least Quebec, and then perhaps spread to the rest of Canada.

A measure like that was very narrowly defeated in Massachusetts recently, although initially 70% of the residents were in favor of it. But then the Roman Catholic church—with its big coffers—and other religious organizations put on a big anti-euthanasia campaign, and the measure was defeated 51%-49%.  It is unconscionable, and barbaric, that these religious organizations would rather see someone who wants a peaceful death suffer an agonizing one. The Catholics think that suffering is somehow redemptive, but they have no right to force their religious sentiments on the rest of us.  Morris showed several misleading (indeed, lying) commercials put out by the anti-euthanasia groups.  Here she is:

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Jerry DeWitt, the ex-pentacostal preacher from Louisiana and author of the book Hope after Faith, is a sort of hero to me. After publicly leaving the faith (persuaded to do so by Annie Laurie Gaylor and Dan Barker asking him to appear on their FFRF radio show, where he “outed himself”), he was divorced by his wife, shunned by his friends, and given death threats. Yet he vowed not to buckle under, and to remain in the small Louisiana town where he had once preached.  If you’ve seen him on YouTube, you’ll know that his talks are real stemwinders, delivered in a Southern-preacher style cadence and occasionally punctuated with his trademark “Can I get a Darwin?”  He gave a moving talk about being honest with oneself, and how that conferred on him a kind of freedom—a freedom to love himself and not depend on the approbation of others. (It was almost Buddhist in some places.)

I didn’t take a picture of DeWitt because I filmed him, especially the moving parts that he emoted so forcefully; I’ll put that up as a video when I return to Chicago.  DeWitt also, when asked in the Q&A, admitted that he sometimes still speaks in tongues, but only when excited and alone, and wanting to still the “monkey chatter” in his head. This is exactly what Dan Barker told me at dinner the other night: Dan, too, will speak in tongues as he used to do as a preacher, but only when alone. Both he and DeWitt consider it as a form of meditation, and highly effective—something I found fascinating.

Next the philosopher Chris DiCarlo, another engaging speaker, gave a lecture of what people mean by “fairness,” how it’s instantiated in humans and animals (he showed the famous capuchin “give me a grape clip“; do watch it if you haven’t seen it) and offered some proposals for improving fairness, including when driving your car in rush hour. Here’s DiCarlo, who ran our panel on free will the other night:

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Up next was Annie Laurie Gaylor, who talked about the Freedom from Religion Foundation, how they came to be, and some recent court cases, including the disasterious Supreme Court decision allowing prayer in Greece, New York. But she also described some recent FFRF victories, including a no-prayer-before-town-meetings case they won in California, which was brought under state law and so is not subject to the Supreme Court decision.

With her calm and unflappable demeanor, Annie Laurie is a great spokesperson for what I consider the best secular organization in North America (I think it’s also the largest):

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I spoke last, on in the incompatibility of science and religion, and I think it went okay, though of course I couldn’t take a picture. It wasn’t filmed, as they’re not doing that here. I referred to Lawrence Krauss as “Larry Krauss” at one point, and he was in the audience.  Afterwards he let it drop that he’d prefer to be known as “Lawrence” (I thought I’d heard people call him “Larry” before), so be aware of that.

I got Lawrence, as well as Dan and Annie Laurie, to sign my Baihu-pawprinted and Kelly Houle-illuminated copy of WEIT, which now has autographs of many major secularists and scientists, including Steve Weinberg, Janna Levin, Richard Dawkins, Steve Pinker, Rebecca Goldstein, Sean Carroll, Dan Dennett, and so on. It will be auctioned off this summer or fall on eBay, with the proceeds going to Doctors Without Borders. Believe me, this is an awesome book, which I’d dearly love to keep ,but it will help sick people more than me. The illunations by Kelly Houle, including gold leaf and some natural-history drawings, are spectacular.

Dinner was buffet style, and I ate with Carolyn Porco, whom I’d never met (we both gave talks at the AAI convention in 2009). Porco is of course a well known astronomer and expert on planetary imaging, which she’ll talk about today. She’s planning on writing a lavishly illustrated book, along the lines of Sagan’s Pale Blue Dot, but hasn’t yet found the time. (Publishers: be alert; this will be a good one.) I found her very likeable, without a touch of pomposity, and she has the no-nonsense demeanor, as she described herself, of a “hot-blooded Italian from New York.” I’m looking forward to her talk.

After dinner there was a screening of the movie “The Unbelievers” with commentary afterward by Krauss and the filmmakers Gus and Luke Holwerda. The film was very watchable for secularists, but, given its hagiography of atheism, I wonder how well it will go down with the religulous. Sadly, I was so exhausted that I repaired to bed after the movie, so can’t report on the Q&A. Krauss is great in these informal discussions, and I’m sorry I missed it.

Today’s speakers include Darrell Ray (“Sex and secularism: What 10,000 atheists told us about their sex lives after religion”), Dan Barker (topic not revealed yet), Porco (“A decade of Saturn: The search for meaning”), Christine Shellska (“Rhetoric as a tool to advance skepticism”), Margaret Downey (“Every freethinker has a story”), and Seth Andrews (“The copycats: How religion steals the best ideas.”) The formal end of the conference is the keynote talk by Genie Scott, “Why do people reject good science? Reflections on the evolution and climate science wars.”

I fly out tomorrow morning and hope I won’t encounter problems with the security lines at Calgary.

 

 

 

Sunday: Hili dialogue

May 18, 2014 • 5:58 am

It is Sunday, right?  (One loses track of time ensconced in a hotel.) Things are getting back to business in Dobrzyn, or at least Hili, confined to trees by the d*g Cyrus, has rediscovered an old interest:

Hili: This bird is behaving strangely.
A: What is it doing?
Hili: It is chirping provocatively.

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In Polish:
Hili: Ten ptaszek dziwnie się zachowuje.
Ja: A co on takiego robi?
Hili: Bardzo prowokacyjnie ćwierka.