Cunk on Christmas

December 27, 2017 • 8:30 am

Although this is a year old, I don’t think I’ve posted “Cunk on Christmas” before, and it’s appropriate as most people are still on holidays. Here the incomparable Philomena finds the true meaning of Christmas in a half-hour BBC special. As usual, she calls on various academics as Christmas Experts.

Note the mention of Richard Dawkins at 28 seconds in.

Wednesday Hili dialogue

December 27, 2017 • 6:33 am

by Jerry & Grania

Good morning all!

In India today we have a Google Doodle (click on photo to see the whole thing) celebrating the life of Mizra Ghalib, an Urdu poet who was born on this day in 1797 (died 1869), and wrote at the tail end of the Mughal Empire, which ended in 1857.  As Wikipedia notes,

During his lifetime the Mughals were eclipsed and displaced by the British and finally deposed following the defeat of the Indian rebellion of 1857, events that he described. Most notably, he wrote several ghazals during his life, which have since been interpreted and sung in many different ways by different people. Ghalib, the last great poet of the Mughal Era, is considered to be one of the most popular and influential poets of the Urdu language. Today Ghalib remains popular not only in India and Pakistan but also among the Hindustani diaspora around the world.

Here’s one of his ghazals, “Aah ko chahiye”, set to beautiful music. The singer is Jagjit Singh and the movie is  “Mirza Ghalib” (a 1988 tv remake of the famous 1954 movie of the  same name.

From the Twitters, we get the Reason of Amazon. (Clearly a shill for Big Box)

And this possibly accidental juxtaposition of adverts (click the white button to play). Of course a world where only vegetarians exist is ironically a world where no turkeys exist either. But them’s the breaks.

https://twitter.com/mellorsxx/status/945233767928561664

Today in The stupid, it burns

This is a real notice posted by a real cinema for the cinema-goers who forgot their brains at home.

News from the fearless and ear-less Gus.
His staff notes:
“I’m not sure what Gus is thinking about but he sure looks fluffed up.”

And in Poland the never-ending cat dilemma which has plagued all cats throughout the ages.

A: Do you want to go out again? You’ve just came back.
Hili: Yes, but I have to check something.

In Polish:

Ja: Znowu chcesz wyjść, dopiero wróciłaś?
Hili: Tak, ale muszę coś sprawdzić.

Hat-tip: Matthew

Tuesday: Hili dialogue

December 26, 2017 • 7:32 am

by Grania

It’s the morning after the night before. I hope there are not too many food hangovers today.

Here’s an ingenious way to serve your guests.

An ingenious way to keep the cat downstairs

A glittery owl

Our friends from Poland are taking a break from the busy business of eating and sleeping.

Hili: Do you have a moment?
Cyrus: I do.
Hili: Me too.

In Polish:

Hili: Masz chwilę czasu?
Cyrus: Mam.
Hili: Ja też.

Hat-tip: Matthew

HuffPo finds marginalization, sexism, bigotry, bullying, child abuse, and exploitation in “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”

December 25, 2017 • 1:30 pm

The Pecksniff/Grinches are busy ruining Christmas by minutely scrutinizing every favorite Christmas movie or song for signs of moral failure. Gone is the song “Baby, it’s cold outside” (sexual predation), and with it now goes the movie Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer—at least according to the HuffPo (“All the News that’s Fit to Pecksniff”) video below (click on screenshot to go there):

Here are some of the ideological crimes committed by the movie (and I’m not kidding you, nor are they!):

Child abuse:

Bullying!

Bigotry!

Marginalization!

Sexism!

And, HuffPo’s ultimate take:

This would seem like a parody of “Social Justice Warriorism” if it weren’t serious. But it is serious.

These are not college students who have yet to mature; these are graduates who publish a widely-read website. So don’t suggest that some day these people will grow out of this: it’s simply too late. They are grown, except emotionally.

In what way will this Pecksniffery help our world? Will we all realize that Rudolph is a parable of bigotry and abuse, and become more woke? I doubt it. The world these people want to create is Orwellian, and the Pecksniffs are creating it not by helping people, but by petty tests of ideological purity.

Enjoy your holiday, including watching Rudolph. And god help us, every one!

UPDATE: Reader Pliny the in Between has contributed this cartoon:

 

Garry Wills whitewashes the Qur’an

December 25, 2017 • 11:30 am

Garry Wills is one of those smart people—one of those prolific and thoughtful intellectuals—who baffles me because he’s an observant Catholic. I can never fully understand how people who are smart and reality-oriented, and whose lives are prosperous and well ordered, can nevertheless go to church and pray to a being for whom there’s no evidence. If he believes in the Transubstantiation and Resurrection, so much the worse.

In one way all religions occupy the same boat: that vessel floating on the sea of supernatural belief. And so it’s common for believers in one sect to defend those in others, even if those other sects fosters dangerous extremism.

And so we have scholar and author Garry Wills pulling a Karen Armstrong/Reza Aslan tactic: writing a book about the Qu’ran and telling us that we’ve all misunderstood it—that’s it’s not only not that bad, but actually a wonderful book about the love of God for humans, and about how humans should love each other.

The review notes that Wills claims that the Qu’ran is basicially a document of concordat, of love, and even of respect for women. And of course “jihad” doesn’t mean crusade, but something nice:

In fact, [Wills[ points out, jihad does not mean “holy war.” It means “striving” — as in striving to lead a moral life. The main point of the Quran’s discussion of violence is to establish limitations on its use, and to “abstain from violence to the degree that that is possible.” While a few endlessly cited verses have to do with violence, “the overall tenor is one of mercy and forgiveness, which are evoked everywhere, almost obsessively.” This is what is striven for in the Quran, not war.

Well, I’ve read the Qur’an, and this is not the Quran I find—the one that’s filled with threats of hell and calls to smite unbelievers and apostates.  Yes, there is no explicit call in the Qur’an for women to cover their bodies, and yes, jihad has several meanings, but for some sects of Islam that doctrine has been turned even more violent through interpretation. This is the opposite of Christianity, in which secular morality has tamed the more violent behavior of its adherents. Islam has yet to undergo such a reformation, and is less likely to do so because because its words are taken more literally.

What Wills has done, apparently (and I will read his book to check) is construe the Qur’an in as favorable a light as possible, just as Karen Armstrong has done. Why? I can only guess that because he’s religious, he has a propensity to see only the good in other religions and in their gods. And you don’t make yourself popular by writing a book showing that the Qur’an is filled with threats, violence, and hatred.

I urge you to read the Qur’an for yourself (be sure to get a translation that is generally approved by scholars) and see if you can find the benignity, love, and peace that Wills sees. Judge for yourselves.

But I wonder how Wills would excuse the god of the Old Testament, who is explicitly genocidal, judgmental, and thoroughly nasty. And how does he deal with the fact that some branches of Islam, using the very words of the Qur’an, have used their faith to justify horrible acts. Does he know more about what it means than do the imams?

UPDATE: Oct. 6, 2018. Here’s an interesting discussion of the Qu’ran at the podcast site Made You Think. Go here to hear it.  Some topics:

  • The different writing styles of the Quran at the beginning and the end
  • Interpretation of Arabic and context at the time of Muhammad
  • Strategies to build and spread virally a set of beliefs
  • Changing views on sex, alcohol and women
  • The validity of 600 AD concepts on today’s world
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A Christmas cat story

December 25, 2017 • 10:00 am

This heartwarming tail of cat rescue was sent by reader Diane G.; it’s called “A Christmas Cat” and recently appeared at the Daily Kos.

Read for yourself the tale of Greta, the twice-abandoned but rescued tabby. But then don’t linger on this website: there are presents to open, foods to eat, and, if you’re that sort, Baby Jesuses to worship.

Happy holidays as I’m in the air to Bangalore.

Greta the rescue cat

Oh, and read some of the cat stories in the comments section of this one.

I met Santa!

December 25, 2017 • 8:48 am

Yep, I saw Father Christmas in the Pune Airport while waiting for my flight to Bengaluru. All of a sudden he was there, dispensing candies from his bag to all the waiting passengers—except me!  Why was the American left out? Well, I went up to Santa and asked him if I could have a present, too. He smiled and obliged, and then I asked for a photo. So here I am with an Indian Santa.

I expect he’s a vegetarian as he’s noticeably lacking in avoirdupois. And check out those shades!