Good morning on a Hump Day, August 18, 2021: National Ice-Cream Pie Day. In my view, though, ice cream is best placed as a scoop atop a warm pie rather than actually being the filling of a pie. It’s also National Fajita Day, Pinot Noir Day, Helium Discovery Day, celebrating the day the element was identified in 1868, and National Bad Poetry Day. There’s some really good bad poetry out there, and I’d steer you to the timeless works of American poetess Julia A. Moore (the “Sweet Singer of Michigan”) and her Scottish equivalent, William McGonagall. In fact, there’s a whole book of the world’s best bad poetry called The Stuffed Owl, which you might put in your bathroom. It’s good for a lot of laughs. For an example of Moore’s oeuvre, I recommend the poem “Little Libbie.” For McGonagall, read “The Tay Bridge Disaster.”
News of the Day:
Taliban 2.0 in Afghanistan are trying to put on a kinder face, starting Twitter accounts and, according to the New York Times, giving “vague assurances to women.” That is bullshit. They are engaged in the same oppression they’re known for, and the women of Afghanistan know it:
. . . many are deeply fearful, among them the millions of Afghan women who are afraid of a return to a repressive past, when the Taliban were in power from 1996 to 2001, and barred women and girls from taking most jobs or going to school. In 1996, a woman in Kabul had the end of her thumb cut off for wearing nail varnish, according to Amnesty International. In recent months, some women have been flogged by Taliban fighters for having their faces uncovered.
And Taliban 2.0 is already searching the houses of Afghanistan for young single women to marry to their “fighters.”
On the same page, Malala Yousafzai, whom the Taliban tried to kill for going to school, has an op-ed called “I fear for my Afghan sisters.”
Afghan girls and young women are once again where I have been — in despair over the thought that they might never be allowed to see a classroom or hold a book again. Some members of the Taliban say they will not deny women and girls education or the right to work. But given the Taliban’s history of violently suppressing women’s rights, Afghan women’s fears are real. Already, we are hearing reports of female students being turned away from their universities, female workers from their offices.
. . . We will have time to debate what went wrong in the war in Afghanistan, but in this critical moment we must listen to the voices of Afghan women and girls. They are asking for protection, for education, for the freedom and the future they were promised. We cannot continue to fail them. We have no time to spare.
What can we do for them? I will try to find out. One way is The Malala Fund, her own fund to help Afghan women, though it’s unclear how the money will be used now that the Taliban country the country.
It turns out that desperate Afghans trying to cling to departing airplanes in Kabul were indeed killed in the attempt. As the Washington Post reports,
The Air Force said on Tuesday that it is launching an investigation into the deaths of civilians related to a C-17 flight that departed Kabul, including reports of people falling from the airborne plane and human remains that were later found in a wheel well.
Back to the pandemic. It now looks as if we’ll all be getting booster shots for the coronavirus, with older folks and the immunocompromised first. Word on the street is that U.S. health authorities will very soon recommend a booster eight months after the second shot. That would be soon for many of us—September for me.
But there’s good news tonight! Alicia from Madrid, who was profiled here, has adopted a white kitten. The details:
I just want to tell you that my flat has a new inhabitant, a 4-month old kitten named Chema M I adopted 10 days Iago from a local shelter/foster home. He is a handsome lad, good humoured, loves cuddles. As you have been at least partially responsible for my decision, I’ve named you his honorary godfather (CeilingCatfather? Ungodlyfather?).
When I asked about the name, I got this response:
His full name is Chema Måneskin. Chema is a Spanish nickname for ‘José María’ or ‘José Manuel’, this last one is the name the foster family had chosen. Both are men’s names. His ‘surname’, Måneskin, means moonlight in Danish, and I thought it appropiate for his fair hair and blue eyes. It is also the name of the Italian rock group who won Eurovision song contest and whose songs I seem to listen to endlessly these days.
And here are two photos of the lovely Chema:
Finally, today’s reported Covid-19 death toll in the U.S. is 623,237, an increase of 696 deaths over yesterday’s figure. The reported world death toll is now 4,396,138, 4,384,989, an increase of about 11,200 over yesterday’s total.
Stuff that happened on August 18 includes:
- 1492 – The first grammar of the Spanish language (Gramática de la lengua castellana) is presented to Queen Isabella I.
Here’s the first page of the Grámatica, with the dedication and prologue:
- 1590 – John White, the governor of the Roanoke Colony, returns from a supply trip to England and finds his settlement deserted.
- 1612 – The trial of the Pendle witches, one of England’s most famous witch trials, begins at Lancaster Assizes.
12 women were accused, one died in prison, eleven were tried, and of the ten convicted, all were hanged. What a world!
- 1826 – Major Gordon Laing becomes the first non-Muslim to enter Timbuktu.
A fabled city now down on its luck, Timbuktu was a thriving town on the trans-Saharan salt-trade route. Now there are few visitors because of military activity and kidnappings in the area. Many of its buildings were made of mud, as this one, Sankore University, and part of the town is a World Heritage site.
An old postcard of the city, with the university in the background:
- 1868 – French astronomer Pierre Janssen discovers helium. [See above.]
- 1920 – The Nineteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution is ratified, guaranteeing women’s suffrage.
Suffragettes, and they won! This shows how the force of moral reason leads to progress:
- 1940 – World War II: The Hardest Day air battle, part of the Battle of Britain. At that point, the largest aerial engagement in history with heavy losses sustained on both sides.
“Never in the history of mankind has so much been owed by so many to so few”.
You should know who said that stirring sentence, first uttered on August 16, 1940.
1958 – Vladimir Nabokov‘s controversial novel Lolita is published in the United States.
A first edition of this classic, in two volumes, will run you about $9,000:
- 1963 – Civil rights movement: James Meredith becomes the first African American to graduate from the University of Mississippi.
Here he is on graduation day. The racism that he faced, which was endemic at Ole Miss, is unbelievable:
- 1977 – Steve Biko is arrested at a police roadblock under the Terrorism Act No. 83 of 1967 in King William’s Town, South Africa. He later dies from injuries sustained during this arrest bringing attention to South Africa’s apartheid policies.
Biko, an anti-apartheid activist was in fact beaten to death by South African security officers and died at 30 from brain injuries:
Notables born on this day include:
- 1587 – Virginia Dare, granddaughter of Governor John White of the Colony of Roanoke, first child born to English parents in the Americas (date of death unknown)
Nothing is known of what became of Dare, or the other colonists of the “lost colony”, for by 1590 the inhabitants had mysteriously disappeared. Theories range from mass murder by local Native Americans to intermarriage with them, though the latter seems improbable.
- 1774 – Meriwether Lewis, American soldier, explorer, and politician (d. 1809)
- 1922 – Alain Robbe-Grillet, French director, screenwriter, and novelist (d. 2008)
- 1961 – Bob Woodruff, American journalist and author
Those who went to a Better Place on August 18 include:
- 1227 – Genghis Khan, Mongolian emperor (b. 1162)
Khan founded the Mongol Empire, the largest contiguous land empire in history. It was the second largest if you count empires that were discontinuous, and I bet you can guess which empire was #1 there.
- 1850 – Honoré de Balzac, French novelist and playwright (b. 1799)
- 1945 – Subhas Chandra Bose, Indian activist and politician (b. 1897)
Bose, a respected Indian nationalist and President of the Indian National Congress, somewhat tarnished his reputation later in life by trying to form alliances with both the Nazis and Japanese during WWII to help boot the British from India. He organized the Indian National Army for Indian fighters to battle the British in collaboration with the Japanese. Bose died at 48 in the crash of a Japanese plane that crashed in Taiwan. Many think it was sabotage, but most historians agree it was a regular plane crash. Here’s Bose, a controversial figure to this day:
- 1990 – B. F. Skinner, American psychologist and philosopher, invented the Skinner box (b. 1904)
Meanwhile in Dobrzyn: Hili’s concerned about the roses:
Hili: The roses are poor this year.
A: They were destroyed by frost, now they are growing again.
Hili: Marne te róże w tym roku.Ja: Wymarzły w zimie, teraz odrastają.
Leon, Mietek, and his staff are vacationing in the southern mountains. It’s time to eat!
Leon: Are we coming down for breakfast?

An albino greater horseshoe bat from The Fabulous Weird Trotters on Facebook. Look at those veins!
From Bruce, an interpretation of the yin and yang meme:
Another duck meme from Jesus of the Day (I’ve shown the picture before). Why can’t God be a duck?
Masih interviews an Afghan woman (sound up: 5 minute video):
My in-depth interview with the Afghan girl who’s heartbreaking crying video become symbol of ‘shattered future’ under Taliban
She’s only 23 years old, full of pain and anger. Please listen to her and be their voice. pic.twitter.com/oUiOe7ApG7
— Masih Alinejad 🏳️ (@AlinejadMasih) August 17, 2021
Once again Representative Lauren “I got my Glock” Boebert makes an ass of herself. Can she really be elected to a second term?
Makes sense. You tried to overthrow the US government so of course you support the overthrow of the Afghan government. https://t.co/XIUZu5sB6t
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) August 17, 2021
From Ginger K.
she's excited because she matches her new blankie pic.twitter.com/19Sc2X3xH6
— 💀 autumn 🍂 (@shiftrees) August 4, 2021
From Simon. I’ve seen trains like this in India (and planes like this in Afghanistan), but Rechavi likes to give these pictures an academic spin. Simon’s note: “There is some debate in this one as to whether he is referring to co-authors or supplementary materials.” I think it’s the authors.
Nature Genetics papers pic.twitter.com/x8UbaGJOE4
— Oded Rechavi 🦉 (@OdedRechavi) August 15, 2021
A tweet from Barry, reviving the “cultural appropriation” fracas that I thought had died down:
I guess if you aren’t Italian you can’t make Italian food. Same goes if you’re not Mexican, Irish, etc. This is what happens when you’re so far one way on the ideologue spectrum that in your attempts to call out racism, you actually are being racist. What a dumb hill to die on. https://t.co/vv141tIP1t
— Steven Baumann 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇬🇱 (@StevenDJBaumann) August 17, 2021
Tweets from Matthew, the first showing the perigrinations of a right whale.
One whale – one year – 1/3 round the world and back! Happy tagging birthday Bill/Wiremu! Where will this #southernrightwhale #tohora go next? @MMEG_UoA @ScienceUoA @itsliveocean @Cawthron_NZ @royalsocietynz @AntarcticaSouth @NZGeographic @DepthNZ @FinntasticLeena @polarbiome pic.twitter.com/V8QBPQKrVR
— Emma Carroll (@EmzLCarroll) August 16, 2021
And the bravest women in the world. A wider video of a picture I showed yesterday.
First reported women’s protest in Kabul following the takeover by the Taliban:
Four women holding handwritten paper signs stand surrounded by armed Taliban fighters
Indescribable courage:pic.twitter.com/1HtpQ4X2ip
— Leah McElrath 🏳️🌈 (@leahmcelrath) August 17, 2021
Matthew says of this tweet, “Sadly true.”
This is exactly how Ayatollah Khomeini answered questions when he first came to power. "Freedom of speech, human rights and women's rights will all be protected…in accordance with Islamic law". That means none of these rights will be protected. https://t.co/XvTzxy0TJc
— Karim Sadjadpour (@ksadjadpour) August 17, 2021
Congrats to Alicia. A cat from the local shelter is the best deal you can get. Our cats, Emma and Bumper are very glad to hear it.
Thanks! Best deal indeed 😻
Sadly that tweet you linked to about how only ‘X should be able to cook X’ has been made private.
“According to Islamic law” = “according to Allah’s wills designed to please a male medieval clan leader and interpreted by aggressive patriarchs”.
Talibans now recognize the idea that they should not expose too publicly their misogyny. Perhaps we should see that as a small progress?
I hope the best for these women and all people who oppose the return of the Obscurantists.
“Hill to die on” is beginning to annoy me. No one is dying on any hills in these twitter battles. If they were, there’d be a lot more thought given to what bizarre notions are broadcast.
Whose name has been appropriated by a far-right, white-nationalist website.
There is a good McGonagal website and you can sign up for the “Gem of the day” to get a daily poem to your inbox: http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/
Not sure if the character Rab C. Nesbitt is poular/known in the USA but the actor who played the part, Gregor Fisher read some of McGonagal’s “classics” for a CD recording. Sadly it seems to be no longer available new but worth a listen if you get the chance
I think the mystery of the lost colony of Roanoke is settled now.
From https://www.pilotonline.com/news/vp-nw-not-lost-20200817-qgmblubzt5dyjm3jrcop25ssoq-story.html
The evidence shows the colony left Roanoke Island with the friendly Croatoans to settle on Hatteras Island. They thrived, ate well, had mixed families and endured for generations.
No, the Taliban are serious about women’s rights, why else would Twitter let them use their social media platform to coordinate when they ban dangerous people like the former President of the United States. Jack Dorsey is feminist! Twitter is a misogyny-free zone. Smash Brahminical Patriarchy!
I see that, in a turn of events that should surprise no one, the anti-censorship Twitter knockoff started by former Trump spokeshumanoid Jason Miller, GETTR, has been flooded with Jihadist beheading videos and kiddie porn. See reports here and here.
The hardcover edition of the bad poetry book is listed at over $900. I suspect a typo.
Indian media are reporting that the Taliban’s old enemies, the Northern Alliance, have raised their flag in the Panjshir Valley. I’m not sure how much of this is wishful thinking.
GCM
I wish them an equally long reign this time around.
So the world deplores Islamic oppression of women in 2021 in Afghanistan…..after decades of ignoring their daily routine of oppression, abuse and honor killings throughout the entire Muslim world? And vilifying victims and critics of Islam as “Islamophobic” for disclosing these crimes against women and young girls? And smearing women like Ayaan Hirsi Ali for telling the truth about Islam? and American scholars like Phyllis Chesler who long ago wrote publicly about the embedded misogyny and violence of Islam? We can thank the faux feminists and the extreme left, who worshipped the theocratic patriarchal men of the Islamic world because they shared their fanatic hatred of the USA. If you want to read about the persistence of this pathology check out counterpunch. It puts pro left authoritarian idiocies every day, including its latest paean of praise (by John Perry) for Nicaragua’s neo fascist tyrant Daniel Ortega and depicting the people’s resistance
as CIA funded.
Wow !! I agree there are many bad poetries !! out there .😉 Alicia
Eventually, the Pendle Witches Trial led to a sort-of happy outcome. According to Wiki: “In modern times the witches have become the inspiration for Pendle’s tourism and heritage industries, with local shops selling a variety of witch-motif gifts. Burnley’s Moorhouse’s produces a beer called Pendle Witches Brew, and there is a Pendle Witch Trail running from Pendle Heritage Centre to Lancaster Castle, where the accused witches were held before their trial.[14] The X43 bus route run by Burnley Bus Company has been branded The Witch Way, with some of the vehicles operating on it named after the witches in the trial.[82] Pendle Hill, which dominates the landscape of the area, continues to be associated with witchcraft, and hosts a hilltop gathering every Halloween.”
Given that the long arc of History apparently bends toward tourism, perhaps great outbreaks of Wokeism will someday be commemorated by bus tours, local beers, and Halloween celebrations at Evergreen State, Oberlin College, Smith College, the city of San Francisco, etc. etc.