Jesus ‘n’ Mo ‘n’ the rong religion

In today’s Jesus and Mo strip, called “crate”, Moses is still self-quarantining with the boys, and are getting their brewskis delivered.  Sadly, what they think is a beer delivery is actually people worshipping THE WRONG GOD!

 

16 Comments

  1. GBJames
    Posted June 3, 2020 at 10:21 am | Permalink

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  2. Posted June 3, 2020 at 10:44 am | Permalink

    Interesting that Jesus’ miraculous abilities do not extend to turning water into beer.

    • GBJames
      Posted June 3, 2020 at 10:56 am | Permalink

      I don’t think beer is mentioned at all in the Bible now that you mention the subject. Maybe this is why Mediterranean folk abandoned the old Hymn to Ninkasi beverages. Beer isn’t miraculous enough?

      • Hempenstein
        Posted June 4, 2020 at 7:40 am | Permalink

        Neither, AFAIK, could the benevolent, all-creating G*d be bothered to deliver the recope for soap to Moses et ux.

    • A C Harper
      Posted June 3, 2020 at 10:57 am | Permalink

      Most of us can turn beer into water…

      • GBJames
        Posted June 3, 2020 at 10:58 am | Permalink

        By some definition of “water”. 😉

        • David Harper
          Posted June 3, 2020 at 11:09 am | Permalink

          By any definition, it’s still stronger than Bud Light.

          • GBJames
            Posted June 3, 2020 at 11:12 am | Permalink

            And better!

            • Dave Weaver
              Posted June 3, 2020 at 2:38 pm | Permalink

              As my Dad used to say, American beer is like making love in a boat: F*cking close to water!
              This was before the craft beer explosion mind you.

      • Ken Kukec
        Posted June 3, 2020 at 11:12 am | Permalink

        “Drink cold, piss warm.”

        — Henry Miller, Black Spring (quoting Trimalchio from Petronius’s Satyricon)

      • Posted June 3, 2020 at 11:14 am | Permalink

        Back in the days when coolant systems weren’t as effective as now, some climbing friends of my Dad went to North Wales for a weekend’s rock climbing. The van broke down at one point because the engine had overheated and the radiator boiled over.

        They needed some new coolant but the only liquid they had was a crate of beer. They were just about to pour it into the radiator when somebody said “wait! Let’s drink it first”.

        Eventually they got going again and inevitably the radiator boiled over again. This time the cloud of vapour that enveloped the van definitely didn’t smell like water.

        • GBJames
          Posted June 3, 2020 at 11:17 am | Permalink

          Now there’s a story!

        • Ken Kukec
          Posted June 3, 2020 at 12:21 pm | Permalink

          Pee is the folk remedy for a jellyfish sting. Here’s Nicole Kidman demonstrating the traditional first-aid technique in Lee Daniels’s film The Paperboy:

          Zac Efron later claimed that scene made a man of him.

          • rickflick
            Posted June 3, 2020 at 12:42 pm | Permalink

            Does urine help jellyfish stings?

            No: urine isn’t an effective sting ointment. In fact, it can make matters worse. So says Jennifer Ping, an emergency medicine physician at Straub Clinic and Hospital in Honolulu, who conducted a study last fall on the efficacy of various jellyfish sting treatments.

            • Ken Kukec
              Posted June 3, 2020 at 1:22 pm | Permalink

              So I’ve heard, which is why I referred to it as “a folk remedy.”

              I can tell you that it’s still frequently employed down here by Florida Man.

              • rickflick
                Posted June 3, 2020 at 5:37 pm | Permalink

                I’d like to meet Florida Man one of these days. He sound like a colorful chap. 😎


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