God gets email

31 thoughts on “God gets email”

1. Very funny. Lots of great little details. I see where Richard Dawkins is telling the Almighty that he does not exist. 🙂

   1. … from a spoofed email address. Hilarious!

2. The best part is which messages have been read and which have been ignored.

3. Hmm..the ‘let believers perish’ is equally spread between Muslim, Christian and Jew. Maybe it’s a conspiracy?

   1. Above should of course read ‘unbelievers’.

      1. Either will do.

         (And let G*d sort ’em out…)

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4. I notice the time is 5:52 on God’s computer. What time zone is that?

   1. Godfly time?

5. God should get himself a Mac.

   1. That is a Mac. He’s all about image.

      1. It is indeed. And I need to learn to withhold commenting until after my coffee is finished.

         1. But it’s the old Aqua interface, which dates it.

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            1. As does the football schedule. (Saints – of course.)

            2. … and the “’08 election results” document on the desktop.

6. Omniscience requires virtual diligence, spam detection, and a divine password.

7. I like how God’s iTunes Player is on an Ethel Merman song.

8. That was great!

9. Doesn’t the Almighty have a spam filter???

   1. …and if she does, does it operate before or after the kosher filter?

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11. New mail:
    from JBSH@lymexylon.co.in
    Subject: Why so many f***ing beetles?

12. Why is he forwarding mail to Jesus? I thought it was three aliases for just one inbox.

    1. THAT is a line I shall try to remember for the next time I have to try to “explain” the trinity to someone.

    2. For data retention purposes. Ask Hillary.

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13. Funny! I appreciate your books and blogs. Keep up the good work.

14. bestofgeorgeburns.wmv and Jesus baby pics

15. Separate folders for “Earth”, “Other Galaxies”, “Other Planets” and “Pluto.”
    Well now we know who doesn’t pay the Ferryman.

16. Thank you, I needed that bit of fun today.

17. Going by Richard Dawkins’s email, God DOES EXIST!

18. Needs a DOOM window with the command “iddqd” typed in it. 😉

    Also, where’s Google Earth pointed at? Can anyone tell?

19. Love the one about the DNA test.lol

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