Although I do have my concerns about Ms. Hili’s pulchritude, I am with Malgorzata on this one, as she wrote me this email yesterday evening:
Do not be shocked by tomorrow’s picture of Hili. She looks as if she were morbidly obese. She isn’t. Naughty Andrzej tried to take the worst possible picture of her and he managed to. He is very pleased with himself but both Hili and I are outraged.
I fear that Andrzej’s love of d*gs is leading him down some dark paths. Here is the infamous photograph and an equally nefarious dialogue:
A: The truth is you’ve put on weight, my dear.
Hili: The truth is the photographer is spiteful.
Ja: Prawda jest taka, że przytyłaś, moja droga.
Hili: Prawda jest taka, że fotograf jest wredny.