Etti-Cat was a Sixties LOLCat who appeared in New York subways and in his own book, giving people etiquette tips. Think of him as a feline Ann Landers. You can see a collection of Etti-Cat advice here, but this one is my favorite. It’s SO true!
However, the cone looks suspicious: it seems to contain kibbles rather than ice cream. . .
There’s also a book, but good luck getting it, because I just snagged the last one on the internet.


I’m so terrible reading kittish! I read the title The Cutesy Cat…
You need to get the 701 Kittish Verbs book & a good Kittish lexicon then you’ll be set.
Thanks for the tip Jerry…but you were wrong, I just ordered it over the internet through Amazon, and I think there may even be one other copy left.
“When somebody leaves his desk drawer open, don’t be curious and look inside or touch anything in it.”
Well, I suppose this applies to going into a host’s bathroom during a dinner party and snooping inside his medicine cabinet to see what’s up.
Thanks, Etti-Cat!
I can haz copy?
Kibble better than ice cream for cat…
Sinz wen did catz beliebe in teh edikatte?
Amazon UK has it for £75!!!