AnomaLOLcaris

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1. Can I haz kitteh?

   1. My first thought when I saw PZs post!

      1. D’oh – my firz tawt az I redd it

2. Will “SQUEEEEEEE!!” do?

3. MAH KAT PLAYS WIF WAN OV THEES I FINKZ. SHE FINDZ IT LYIN AROUND SOMEWHERE.IZ GONE NAO.

   1. Lion around…

4. If we haz evolved from anomalolcaris, why iz still anomalolcaris? Oh….

5. PZ haz a flavour?

6. I CAN HAS BUTTR AN LEMON WIF MAH ANOMALOLCARIS?

   1. Batter and lemon!

      1. Batter and lemming – eeek eeek!

7. once I humpd a rawk 4 10 minutez before I noticd lol.

8. i can haz do-over now?

9. I can haz anomalolcariburger? PLZ? kthxbai!

10. I COULDNT HAS BABY ANOMALOCARIS CUZ NO WAN CUD FIND MAH SEKSY PARTS

    1. LMAO LOL LOL thiz are bezth comment ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

       1. LAWL!!!!!111one1elevnty!

          (Dis iz LOL wif n accent)

    2. ACKSCHUALLY, DIS ONE TIEM, ANOMALOLCARIS ALMOS MAED SECKSYTIEMZ WITH LADEE ANOMALOLCARIS, BUT WIN ANOMALOLCARIS GOT NEKKID, LADEE ANOMALOLCARIS WAZ ALL LIEK “LOLWUT? U WANTZ TO DO WUT WIF DAT THING? PENIS GOEZ WHERE????” (REMEMBUR, HE WUZ A GINORMOUS SHRIMPY, LOL!)

       AN DEN SHE LEFTZ, AN, BECUZ DIS ANOMALOLCARIS LADEE WAZ TEH ONLEE LADEE ANOMALOLCARIS IN DAT AREEA OV TEH SEA, ANOMALOLCARIS NEVVIR DID HAZ ANUDDER OPPORTUNITIE TO MAEK SECKSYTIEMZ WIF A LADEE ANOMALOLCARIS. AN DAT BE WHYZ ANOMALOLCARIS NEVVIR MAED BABIEZ, LOLZ!!!

       1. Oh hai– u iz native spekr!

    3. Yu no kan haz deesendentz bikoz yu r FUGLY!

11. i can so haz desendantz !!!! iyz a preeztorik kowboyz boot

12. LOLspeak?? Wut next? U can haz us SQUEEEE lik pig?

    1. Liek Deliveretnz wiz jooling banjoez?

13. OH HAI how cum u gotz all dat meltid buddr?! LOLWUT meenz skampee@@1?

14. Moi aussi!
    er… Lolz speke iz like Gollums speke, preshus…

15. Skwids will rulez the world when Jesus returnz.

    1. I think yew meaned Kathewlew.

16. o hai rly wut LOL

17. I eated all pikaia – there iz no kitteh!!

    (Hat tip to Gould’s “Wonderful Life” book about the Burgess Shale fossils and what they say about evolution and the meaning of life.)

18. CEILIN KAT EATD ALL TEH ANOMALOLCARIS WIF BUTTR, AN IT WUZ GUD. AMENZ.

    1. anomalolcaris? moar liek anomnomnomnomalolcaris, amirite?

       1. DAT IZ TEH BEST WAN BY FAR! LULZ U MUST BE COMEDIAN

       2. Yu kan haz 1 Internetz.

19. I kant beleeve u fownd ma fossulz. I thot I hidded so gud!

    1. Good one! 🙂

       1. Nah, thai not fine me yett – I iz in Lok Ness!

       2. Thanks!

          Funny thing is, I forgot to haz deesendentz too! LOL!

20. Anomalolcaris: I herd u liek dem.

21. Pee Zeh gots toldz!

22. I don’t do requests.

    BUT LOLSPEAK IZ 2 CUTE.

    PZ SEZ ANOMALOLCARIS CUD EATD CAMBRIAN KITTEHS. BUT THAR WUZ NO CAMBRIAN KITTEHS. FUD FAIL!

    1. Iz y aNOMalolcris iz orl ded noaw.

       1. Kittehs can haz time travil noms?

23. I can haz apul blozm nekst?

    http://choiceindying.com/2011/05/29/signs-of-spring/

24. Yez…butt!

    If it kumz bak frum teh dedz…wud it wantz its inteztinez fundledz? Inqurin mindz wants 2 noelebenty

    KTHXBAI,

    b&

25. Live fast, die young and leave a good looking corpse to the paleontologists.

26. LOL an frasez do halp

27. No leik teh buddr–I can haz wit cocktail sos?

    KTHXBAI

    1. Fail!
       “leik”– no haz spel buk…. LIEK.
       No LIEK buddr…

       1. I was gonna say . . .

          1. Wait — what?

             You mean there’s a worng way to misspeel a word?

             Damn. This is harder then I thought….

             b&

             1. Rite. I iz fraid 2 post.

28. it didz have deesendentz:
    http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/05/110526-giant-sea-fossils-science-nature-briggs-anomalocaridids/

    1. Ur doing it RONG!

       Eventually, though, anomalocaridids did go extinct—leaving no modern descendants, Briggs said.

       “It presumably was ultimately replaced by fishes or other kinds of predators in later oceans,” he said.

       1. It meeted Dunkleotus and dere was OMNONONONON!

          1. Oops, I meaned OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!

             I fails.

29. would be funnier without the ‘Fail!’ at the beginning

    1. Dat comment nawt in LOLcat.

       1. Wat did he sayz? Translait plz, I no understands languaj… =(

    2. I liek FAIL! Ur rong.

       (kreeatz antisapashun)

30. Dey r cawled omnomnomnomlolcaris? Dey r delishus den funy den wut is a caris?

31. Oh, the degradation!

    1. Teh degradashun comez from ur not bein abul to post in LOLcat!

       1. LOL!

    2. LOLwut? Not only u no komprehend teh awsum of cat, u no speek gud either =/

    3. PZ HAS BEEN PWND BY CEILIN KAT. YEERS OV SCIENCE TALK IZ WORTH NOTHIN HER.

32. Nuffin funny bout dis. Xstinktion be fowevvah!

33. 500 millin yars fwom now lez see how many kittun species dem kittehs haz!

    Dem gian shrimpez haz dun OK: did haz 100 millin yars dinin off squishy inverts.

    1. Squishy inverts? Youz sen I haz no teef? Iz NOT TROO. Don lissen no sentists – I haz big roun choppy mouf, bite dem trailobaites too.

34. LOLFOSSIL

    Like a Very Demotivational Nature Conservation Poster.

35. I thinkz akademic paepers shuld be ritten in LOLspeak for grate justis, with LOLcapshuns! And kitteh, lots of kitteh!

    1. Jairi wil trai wiv nex paipa! Naitcha wud luv it, but Kurnt Baiolojee editah fink LOLcatz stoopid. Wot he no?

36. FFS…

    CEILIN KAT HAS MERCY ON TEH STOOPID HUMANZ. HE TOLD ME 2 GIV TEH LINK OV TEH LOLCAT TRANZLATOR:

    http://speaklolcat.com/

37. I have no idea what anyone is talking about! 🙁

    I’m British – we only speak one language! 🙂

    Cheers,
    Norm.

    1. Oh hai, u can haz British lolcat!
       http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-monacle-cat-orders-a-burger.jpg

38. Evilushon – ur doin it wrong

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