Welcome to CaturSaturday, the Cat Sabbath until sundown on February 15, 2025, and National Gumdrop Day. Here’s how they’re made (did you know they were “cured” to remove excess water?):
@how_it_madez Gumdrops #howitsmade #gumdrop #fyp #foryou
It’s also National I Want Butterscotch Day, National Clementine Day (the name of Winston Churchill’s wife, too), Susan B. Anthony Day (she was born on this day in 1820), National Hippo Day, World Whale Day, and World Pangolin Day. Here’s a post from Matthew on Hippo Day:
It’s #WorldHippoDay! 🦛 ❤️To celebrate and spread some hippo happiness here are some Ancient Egyptian blue hippos made by artisans some 4,000 years ago! Which is your favourite? 😍Photos my own.#Archaeology
— Alison Fisk (@alisonfisk.bsky.social) 2025-02-15T11:10:16.292Z
Readers are welcome to mark notable events, births, or deaths on this day by consulting the February 15 Wikipedia page.
Da Nooz:
*This story reminds me of the Saturday Night Massacre in 1973, when two Attorneys General resigned rather than obey Richard Nixon’s order to fire Special Prosecutor Archibald Cox. Now, fifty years later, Justice Department employees are resigning rather than sign off on the demand of Emil Bove III (Trump’s former attorney, now #2 at the Justice Dept.) that they dismiss corruption charges against NYC Mayor Eric Adams. These are people with integrity. (See also here.)
In less than a month in power, President Trump’s political appointees have embarked on an unapologetic, strong-arm effort to impose their will on the Justice Department, seeking to justify their actions as the simple reversal of the “politicization” of federal law enforcement under their Biden-era predecessors.
The ferocious campaign, executed by Emil Bove III — Mr. Trump’s former criminal defense lawyer who is now the department’s acting No. 2 official — is playing out in public, in real time, through a series of moves that underscore Mr. Trump’s intention to bend the traditionally nonpartisan career staff in federal law enforcement to suit his ends.
That strategy has quickly precipitated a crisis that is an early test of how resilient the norms of the criminal justice system will prove to be against the pressures brought by a retribution-minded president and his appointees.
On Thursday, the interim U.S. attorney in Manhattan, Danielle R. Sassoon, resigned rather than sign off on Mr. Bove’s command to dismiss the corruption charges against Mayor Eric Adams of New York. Ms. Sassoon is no member of the liberal resistance: She clerked for the conservative Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia, and had been appointed to her post by Mr. Trump’s team.
Dropping the charges, “for reasons having nothing to do with the strength of the case” went against the “duty to prosecute federal crimes without fear or favor,” she wrote in a letter to Mr. Bove explaining her decision.
Mr. Bove, rebuffed by Ms. Sassoon, tried a procedural end-around, asking officials in the department’s Washington headquarters to take over the case, then have someone on their staff sign the dismissal.
Instead, five prosecutors in the criminal division and public integrity unit also quit, leaving their colleagues to furtively discuss their options, expressing their hope that they would not be called upon to take actions that would end with their resignation or termination.
The motion to dismiss charges against Adams has still not been filed! I’m sure that they, like Nixon, will eventually find a useful idiot to sign off on the dismissal. The lead prosecutor, Hagen Scotten, who also resigned, wrote:
Hagan Scotten, the lead prosecutor on the federal corruption case against Mayor Eric Adams of New York City, resigned after Justice Department officials ordered the dismissal of charges he had helped bring, suggesting that only a “fool” or a “coward” would obey.
In an undated, scathing resignation letter, Mr. Scotten wrote that any federal prosecutor “would know that our laws and traditions do not allow using the prosecutorial power to influence other citizens, much less elected officials.”
He added: “If no lawyer within earshot of the President is willing to give him that advice, then I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me.”
*As usual, I’m stealing a few items from Nellie Bowles’s weekly news summary at The Free Press, called this week “TGIF: Be (my limestone) mine.”
→ And what of the Jews: It hasn’t exactly been a good week for my tribe, and it’s probably the moment to admit I’ve started seeing a therapist. Let’s begin our session:
Georgetown Law planned to host a terrorist, Ribhi Karajah, to speak about “Palestinian Prisoners.” A member of the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine, a designated terror group, Ribhi was jailed for knowing about plans for a 2019 West Bank bombing and not stopping it (i.e., basically for being a member of PFLP). Now he’ll be feted on campus. Big Ribhi on campus! The bombing managed only to kill one Jewish teenager, though, so the honorary diploma is magna cum laude, not summa. It’s different.
The BBC has been covering the hostage releases in a curious way. Seeing the three starved Israeli hostages trotted across stage by Hamas, the BBC chyron read simply: “Concerns over appearance of hostages on both sides.” Or there’s this presenter on BBC Arabic speaking as the hostages were handed over to the Red Cross: “Of course, they are very precious to the Hamas fighters.” So very precious. Like little treasures who need to be chained to the furniture.
→ Being anti-cocaine is racist: The president of Colombia, Gustavo Petro, said last week that cocaine gets a bad rap only because it originates in Latin America. “Scientists have analyzed this,” he said. “Cocaine is no worse than whiskey.” Even the president of Colombia has adopted the follow the science mantra.
“If you want peace, you have to dismantle the business (of drug trafficking). It could easily be dismantled if they legalize cocaine in the world. It would be sold like wine.”
Cocaine sold like wine. I love it. I’ve never done cocaine myself—I already talk over people and think I’m the smartest person I’ve ever met. But the idea of a cocaine store next to the weed store next to the wine store is compelling. Each will have its own unique vibe. The wine store will have lots of oak barrels and a shop attendant slurring his words, the weed store will feature flashing neon schizophrenia-inducing lights, and the cocaine store will be full of items that make finance bros feel safe (stacks of Patagonia quarter-zips, Top-Siders). Imagine taking cocaine and having to pretend you can tell the difference, “Is this a 2024? I can really sense the terroir in the back of my throat. Is this from the University of Arizona region?” As AI takes all our jobs, people will need little activities. Coke’s a hobby. . . .
→ Chicken nuggets are essential: I swear to god these are true stories I’m about to tell you from one single week in the UK, both reported in The Telegraph.
An Albanian criminal’s deportation was halted after an immigration tribunal found that it would be “unduly harsh” in part because it would force his 10-year-old child to eat foreign chicken nuggets. The kid has a distaste for the “type of chicken nuggets that are available abroad,” a distaste that a judge decided should allow his father to remain in the UK. That is real. It is that easy not to be deported. You can just say you’ve gotten used to the fast food where you are (which, to be fair, was an argument I tried to use to remain in California).
Also real: A Pakistani man jailed on charges of sex offenses against children avoided deportation after a judge found it would be “unduly harsh” for his children “to be without their father.” The children need to be. . . near their dad. . . a pedophile.
At this point, UK policy is just that no one is ever deported. It’s a little island, and you can do what you want with it. These chicken nugget justifications are beneath us all.
→ U.S. pays for all sides of the war: Now that USAID has been laid bare by the boys of DOGE, more strange facts about its spending are coming to light. In Gaza, USAID seems to have been basically a group committed to fighting against Israel, so we were essentially funding both sides of the war. Exciting!
USAID sent money to organizations whose leaders promoted or were tied to various terrorist groups. Like: Six days before October 7, USAID awarded $900,000 to a Gaza charity that the son of Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh was involved with. USAID also funded a Gazan “educational and community center” controlled by an association whose leader once said that Jerusalem needed to be cleansed “from the impurity of the Jews.” (This is all from a great Free Beacon story.)
These sound like little numbers, but it adds up. In the aftermath of the war, USAID provided more than $2 billion for aid in Gaza, which was and is completely controlled by Hamas (the war’s gone great, why do you ask?). Samantha Power, who led USAID under Biden, reportedly tried to rewrite Biden adm
*Here’s a satirical sketch about the hostage release presented by an Israeli comedy show. Only Jews can make fun of their own suffering! (h/t: Malgorzata)
*Although Hamas is still formally the ruler of Gaza, I didn’t know that the land in Gaza is privately owned and can be sold to anyone. The WSJ asks, “Trump want the U.S. to control Gaza. So, who owns it anyway.” A few questions and their answers.
Who controls Gaza now?
Gaza is effectively run by Hamas militants, but the United Nations says it is unlawfully occupied by Israel. Most countries consider the war-torn Strip part of Palestine, which itself isn’t recognized as a state by the U.S., among others. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has said Israel doesn’t want to occupy Gaza at the end of the war, and he has praised Trump for what he said was creative thinking in proposing to relocate Palestinians from the Strip, something the U.N. has warned could contravene international law.
How would Trump take over?
Trump has offered few concrete details about his plans for Gaza, beyond saying the U.S. would invoke “United States authority” to control it. He has said that the U.S. wouldn’t buy Gaza or use American troops to take it, but that the U.S. should have long-term control to turn the Philadelphia-size territory into the “Riviera of the Middle East.”
The nearly two million Palestinians living in Gaza would relocate to Jordan and Egypt in Trump’s vision. He has threatened to withhold aid from those countries if they refuse to take the displaced people, though he has since said such freezes wouldn’t be necessary.
Who owns the land in Gaza?
Because Gaza has changed hands so often, the legal framework governing individual ownership of the land is a knot of British, Egyptian and Palestinian laws. Some rules even date to when the area was under the control of the Ottoman Empire during the 400 years leading up to World War I.
Private individuals own as much as half of the land in Gaza, which can be freely bought or sold, according to a 2015 study of land ownership in the enclave by the Norwegian Refugee Council.
But more than one-third of that land is estimated to be unregistered because of difficulties, including establishing what is called a chain of ownership, and complex land laws and registration procedures, according to the study. Some owners in the past didn’t register land to avoid paying tax, it said.
Isn’t most of Gaza under rubble now?
Estimates vary, but the U.N. says about 70% of the structures in Gaza are either destroyed or damaged, including more than 245,000 housing units. Entire city blocks are flattened and Palestinians say their neighborhoods are unrecognizable, making working out who owns what and where even more challenging.
About 50 million tons of debris created during months of bombing are expected to take more than a decade to remove, and experts say it will take tens of billions of dollars to rebuild Gaza. The rubble also sits on top of hundreds of miles of Hamas-built tunnels that the Israeli military has tried to destroy, leaving a fragile demolition site both above and below ground.
What do international treaties say?
The U.N. says international law generally prohibits the forced displacement of people from land, but exceptions can be made for national security or public-order reasons, according to the U.N. High Commissioner for Refugees. In those instances, the U.N. says, the people affected should be given the opportunity to challenge the decision and provide their consent. “Displacement should never be carried out in a manner that violates the rights to life, dignity, liberty and security of those affected,” according to the UNHCR.
I don’t know if the last bit applies to Israel, which forcibly moved all of its own people out of Gaza in 2005 before handing the territory over to the Palestinians. But I do know one thing: it would be unwise for any Jew or Israeli to buy Palestinian land. That is a capital crime in both Gaza and the West bank, so the seller would be executed.
*And, as they say at the end of each evening’s NBC News, “There’s good news tonight.” Here’s some from the AP’s “oddities” section:
A Michigan judge is putting sponges in the hands of shoplifters, ordering them to wash cars in a Walmart parking lot when spring arrives.
Judge Jeffrey Clothier hopes the unusual form of community service discourages people from stealing from Walmart and rewards shoppers who could see higher prices, or possibly lose stores, if thefts continue. The car washes will be free.
“I don’t think everybody that steals is a bad person. Sometimes people are just down on their luck,” said Clothier, who was recently elected to Genesee County District Court. “But there’s going to be consequences when you break the law.”
Clothier told The Associated Press that he began ordering “Walmart wash” sentences this week for misdemeanor shoplifting at the store in Grand Blanc Township, 50 miles (80 kilometers) north of Detroit. He believes 75 to 100 people eventually will be ordered to wash cars at weekend events at that location in March and April.
The judge said Walmart is “on board” and will provide water and supplies. The company’s Arkansas headquarters didn’t immediately respond to an email seeking comment Friday.
Clothier said he was shocked to see the breadth of retail thefts when he joined the bench in January, adding that offenders were from all over Michigan and outside the state.
“It’s just crazy,” he said, noting he had 48 such cases on his docket one day.
“I think it will be humiliating to be out there washing cars if you see someone you know,” the judge said.
And shoplifters won’t be the only people up to their elbows in suds.
“I will be there washing cars with them,” Clothier said.
MORE SENTENCES LIKE THIS ARE NEEDED!
Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili is full of half-baked ideas:
Hili: We have to change the paradigm.A: Which paradigm and change it to which one?Hili: That remains to be discussed.
Hili: Trzeba zmienić paradygmat.Ja: Który paradygmat i na jaki paradygmat?Hili: To jest jeszcze do dyskusji.
Translation: “Stupsi spent an exciting night in the Berlin snow. It doesn’t happen that often here. Stupsi says, ‘The snow is magical, but the cold makes me tired.”
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From Things with Faces:
An owl-like cat from Meow:
From Cat Memes (look for the photobomb):
Masih’s appeal to Germany’s foreign minister Baerbock (shown to the left). Jamshid Sharmahd was an Iranian-German engineer abducted from Dubai by Iran and subsequently executed.
Dear Foreign Minister Baerbock,
I have been told that you view my stance as too radical because I advocate for regime change rather than quiet diplomacy. Germany’s pursuit of negotiations with the Islamic Republic did not save the life of Jamshid Sharmahd. This approach has… pic.twitter.com/AG7J0x4VQU
— Masih Alinejad 🏳️ (@AlinejadMasih) February 14, 2025
From JKR. Sometimes biological sex is useful to know.
*Man appears in court accused of raping and sexually assaulting two children. No, I don’t respect his fucking ‘identity’. https://t.co/ElOcCem4vs
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 14, 2025
From Malcolm; a cat charger filled to capacity:
car charging pic.twitter.com/60QBHwj4Tw
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) February 3, 2025
From my feed:
Spring has sprung and the bean flowers are blooming 🥹 pic.twitter.com/rI1FXO6e2c
— Posts Of Cats (@PostsOfCats) February 13, 2025
From my BlueSky feed, a lovely frog:
From the Auschwitz Memorial, one that I reposted:
A well known Polish athlete was shot in the camp, apparently for trying to smuggle a letter out. He was only 33. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%B3…
— Jerry Coyne (@evolutionistrue.bsky.social) 2025-02-15T11:29:20.602Z
Two from Matthew. Paul Noth is the cartoonist in the first one.
Paul Noth said it.
And an “absolute unit”. Wait for it, as the Brits say.
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