Welcome to a CaturSaturday: it’s March 15, 2025: the Ides of March. But for Jewish cats it’s the Idle of March, as they relax and read scripture on shabbos. And it’s National Egg Cream Day, celebrating a drink associated with Jewish areas of New York. This drink contains neither egg nor cream, but consists of seltzer, milk, and chocolate syrup, traditionally Fox’s U-Bet Chocolate Syrup. Here’s a finished one. I don’t know how this got invented, but it’s good, though now hard to get in New York City. Here’s Gem Spa, THE place to get the iconic egg cream, and I’ve had one there. If you’re in NYC, you have to get one!
It’s also National Corndog Day, Maple Syrup Saturday (be sure to buy the darkest one you can find), Natonal Peanut Lovers Day, Play the Recorder Day (see below) and National Pears Hélène Day.
Readers are welcome to mark notable events, births, or deaths on this day by consulting the March 15 Wikipedia page.
Da Nooz:
*I’m surprised, but Columbia University has disciplined more of its students who engaged in illegal protests last year. (h/t Jez)
Columbia University has expelled or suspended some students who took over a campus building during pro-Palestinian protests last spring and temporarily revoked the diplomas of others who have since graduated, officials said Thursday.
The university said in a campus-wide email that a judicial board brought a range of sanctions against students who occupied Hamilton Hall last spring to protest the war in Gaza.
Columbia did not provide a breakdown of how many students were expelled, were suspended or had their degrees revoked, but it said the outcomes were based on an “evaluation of the severity of behaviors.”
The culmination of the monthslong investigative process comes as the university is reeling from the arrest of a well-known Palestinian campus activist, Mahmoud Khalil, by federal immigration authorities last Saturday. President Donald Trump has said the arrest would be the “first of many” such detentions.
At the same time, the Trump administration has stripped the university of more than $400 million in federal funds over what it calls a failure to combat campus antisemitism. Congressional Republicans have pointed specifically to a failure to discipline students involved in the Hamilton Hall seizure as proof of inaction by the university.
Now we’ll leave aside what the meaning of “temporarily revoked diplomas” is, but it’s clear Columbia is doing it to get back the $400 million in federal dosh withheld by the administration (see the demands that the government levied on Columbia in the tweet below). It shouldn’t be necessary for it to reduce the anti-Semitic atmosphere without that pressure, though.
*As usual, I’m stealing a few items from Nellie Bowles’s snarky news/humor column in The Free Press, called this week, “TGIF: Everything’s computer“:
→ MAHA™: RFK Jr. went to a Steak ’n Shake with Fox News this week and proceeded to do an infomercial. This is the infomercial presidency, and every news hit comes with a promo code. In this country, it’s always 3 a.m. on the Home Shopping Network.
RFK: Steak ’n Shake just switched out and people are raving about these french fries, you taste them.
Sean Hannity: They’re amazing, they really are.RFK, a little later: You taste these, it’s a completely different experience. The customers are raving about it. Steak ’n Shake has been great. We’re very grateful for them, for RFK’ing the french fries. They turned me into a verb.
Hannity: By the way, a plastic straw, thank god.And it looks like someone ghostwrote RFK Jr.’s suspiciously pro-measles vaccine op-ed last week (you can rest easy knowing it absolutely was not me). Because here he is now: “It used to be, when you and I were kids, everybody got measles. And measles gave you lifetime protection against measles infection. The vaccine doesn’t do that. . . it used to be very young kids. . . they were protected by breast milk, and by maternal immunity. Women who get vaccinated do not provide that level of maternal immunity.” This administration is all about two steps forward, three steps back.
He says these things and then won’t own it, so it’s very hard to honestly debate or even properly make fun. Call him anti–measles vax, and there would be uproar from his community that he’s not anti-vax, no, no, just aware, alert, poly-vax-ual. It’s always: “I’m pro–measles vaccine, but also measles is a lie and the vaccine destroys the mother-child bond.” He speaks in riddles wrapped in conundrums. He is MAHA but also Steak ’n Shake and plastic. It’s crystals, but AI. I can’t live like this.
→ Cops are here to check on your religious status: Two uniformed police officers in Toronto, sitting before a Toronto Police logo, talked about how beautiful it is that so many people are “reverting” to Islam post–October 7 (Muslims believe we are all by default Muslim, so conversion is called reversion). Something about these guys in their official cop uniforms is extra alarming. It all feels a little Sharia-esque. And for good measure, in Cincinnati, the rabbi who runs a progressive Reform synagogue was disinvited from an anti-Nazi rally. See, he’s not anti-Zionist. Because it’s really, really hard to be Jewish and also think Jews don’t have a deep connection to Israel, since there’s so much about it in the Torah (the Old Testament, to my WASP friends out there). Tricky. Jerusalem is genuinely in so many prayers. Zion is too. Oh, Zion this. Oh, Zion that. Maybe in our davening it could be replaced with Park Slope or South Beach, but it’s not quite as evocative. Or, as the officers at my door suggest, you could simply revert.
→ I guess we all need to watch Snow White: Disney reportedly canceled the London premiere of its live-action remake of Snow White after fears of provoking an anti-woke backlash. The star, Rachel Zegler, has called the original Snow White plot “dated” and “weird,” which honestly, I’m sure it is. The big, beautiful moment is when the prince kisses our princess while she is in a coma. Where is the affirmative consent, sir? And how come all those dwarfs are giving advice? Do they have MSWs? The new Snow White is about “women being in roles of power,” which sounds weirdly like Meghan’s podcast.
What’s happening is this: We’re in an awkward transitional moment between two cultures right now, and movies take a while to make. So the old woke culture will still sputter out a few of these moralistic tales for the next year or two, movies where no jokes can be made, movies where the character whose whole thing was jumping is replaced by a character in a wheelchair and there’s no explanation. Captain America starring a man who says the character shouldn’t represent America, a bad place. That sort of thing. Soon, we will arrive into the new culture. Soon, we will enter the right-wing movie era, where diversity is that the female costar has a brunette best friend, who, at 135 pounds, is cast as hilariously fat. In the new movies it’s just a slow scroll of lines of code and the guys who get it get it, you know? Movies in 2026 will have mandatory quotas but it’s just for Chads of different heights. Soon, the women in roles of power will also be in comas.
*Because of funding cuts, the University of Massachusetts has rescinded every offer to its incoming biomedical class for the fall. (h/t Phil)
With federal research funding imperiled by brutal cuts under the Trump administration, biomedical graduate programs nationwide are making tough decisions that will scale back the next generation of scientists.
On Wednesday, news broke that UMass Chan Medical School—a public school in the University of Massachusetts system—has rescinded all offers of admission to biomedical graduate students for the 2025–2026 school year. That means an entire class of future scientists has been wiped out. Those who were initially accepted to the program can try to join again in a future cycle under a priority consideration that won’t require them to reapply, according to a letter sent to a previously admitted student that was shared on social media.
In a statement provided to NBC10 Boston, a spokesperson for the school confirmed that several dozen applicants had their acceptance offers rescinded. “With uncertainties related to the funding of biomedical research in this country, this difficult decision was made to ensure that our current students’ progress is not disrupted by the funding cuts and that we avoid matriculating students who may not have robust opportunities for dissertation research,” the statement reads.
Rachael Sirianni, a biomedical engineer in the Department of Neurological Surgery at UMass Chan Medical School who works on treatments for pediatric brain tumors, called the situation “heartbreaking.” Writing on Bluesky, Sirianni called it “a terrible loss for students. But it’s also a loss for all of science. Science *runs* on grad student labor.” But, she added: “Public medical schools have no other choice; there is no other source of funding, and everyone in academia is at extreme risk right now.”
. . . . UMass is the latest biomedical graduate program to make news for cutbacks amid the Trump administration’s new policies. The administration has halted new grant funding and is trying to radically cut support for so-called “indirect” research costs, which cover maintaining laboratory space and administrative functions, among other things. The cut has been temporarily put on hold amid a legal battle.
The article goes on to describe funding cuts at Duke, Vanderbilt, Penn, and other schools. It’s not a good time to be doing science, and I feel sorry for the new generation of STEM students coming up. But I’m getting a bit more optimistic that Vance will not succeed Trump, so perhaps these policies might end in a few years.
*A Canadian nurse was found guilty of professional misconduct because she supposedly harmed transgender people by saying things like people cannot change their sex, or that she doesn’t believe people “are born in the wrong bodies.” The report, while not penalizing the nurse for saying there are only two sexes in humans, does deny that in its report (see below; h/t Enrico, note that the link goes to the law center that defended her):
The Justice Centre for Constitutional Freedoms is disappointed that the Disciplinary Panel of the British Columbia College of Nurses and Midwives, in a decision released today, has found nurse Amy Hamm guilty of professional misconduct for statements made about sexuality and gender in various articles. This decision will negatively impact the freedom of expression of regulated professionals in British Columbia and across Canada.
The panel found professional misconduct in relation to four items where Ms. Hamm expressly identified herself as a nurse while making “discriminatory and derogatory” comments. The Panel found that describing herself as a nurse in the biography attached to three articles she had written, and in one podcast, was enough to create a connection to her profession which brought her under the purview of the regulator.
In September 2020, Amy Hamm, a Vancouver-area nurse, co-sponsored a billboard that read, “I ♥ JK Rowling,” referring to the British author’s public defence of women’s right to female-only spaces, such as prisons and crisis centres, restrooms and changerooms, and sporting events.
A Vancouver city councillor publicly condemned the billboard on social media, prompting the advertising company, Pattison Billboards, to quickly remove it. The sign was up for just 30 hours, but it had already been defaced with paint balls by the time it was taken down.
A self-proclaimed “social justice activist” complained to the British Columbia College of Nurses and Midwives (BCCNM) that Ms. Hamm was transphobic and, therefore, unfit to be a nurse. The complaint called for Ms. Hamm to be barred from her current and all future nursing positions. A second, anonymous complaint against Ms. Hamm accused her of “promoting and stoking hate speech towards trans and gender-diverse communities.”
Thus began Ms. Hamm’s more than four-year ordeal with the BCCNM. The matter was referred to the College’s Inquiry Committee for further investigation, which resulted in a 332-page report on Ms. Hamm’s tweets, articles, and other online activities. The report led to a citation (or charge) against Ms. Hamm that her allegedly “discriminatory and derogatory statements” constituted professional misconduct. There followed more than 20 days of disciplinary hearings starting in September 2022 and ending in March 2024.
(The BCCNM’s closing arguments can be read here. Amy Hamm’s closing arguments can be read here. The BCCNM’s reply can be read here.)
The Panel understands that the statement that there are only two sexes – female and male – is an oversimplification that does not align with current medical or biological understanding. However, the Panel is also cognizant of the fact that most people, who do not have Dr. Bauer’s expertise, would consider there to be only two se xes. Stating there are only two sexes is not, in itself, discriminatory or derogatory to transgender people as it does not preclude the possibility of a transgender person transitioning to the opposite sex; rather, it is those statements which foreclose the possibility that a person assigned male at birth can transition to the female sex, or vice versa, that constitute discriminatory exclusion and erasure. The Panel therefore finds that the statement that there are only two sexes, without more, does not meet the threshold for discrimination.
I am not going to judge whether Ms. Hamm really did violate professional standards of conduct, but I do claim that the College of Midwives and Nurses doesn’t know much about biological sex, and that it’s wrong in saying that people can actually transition to their non-natal sex.
*A few days ago it looked as if the government would shut down because there weren’t enough votes in the Senate (and by that I mean Democratic votes) to allow a temporary budget bill to pass). Now it looks like it will, but that has exposed a generational divide among Democrats. UPDATE: the bill passed narrowly yesterday: 54-46. The Dems who voted for the bill:
Democrats joining Mr. Schumer in voting to move it forward included several members of his leadership team — Senators Dick Durbin of Illinois, Brian Schatz of Hawaii and Catherine Cortez Masto of Nevada — and two who have announced their plans to retire: Senators Gary Peters of Michigan and Jeanne Shaheen of New Hampshire. Democratic Senators John Fetterman of Pennsylvania, Kirsten Gillibrand of New York and Maggie Hassan of New Hampshire also voted yes, as did Senator Angus King, the Maine independent who caucuses with their party.
From the original story:
Senator Chuck Schumer’s sudden decision on Thursday to support a Republican-written bill to avert a government shutdown so enraged his fellow Democrats that some were already talking about primary challenges to the 74-year-old Democratic leader from New York.
The eruption of anger about Mr. Schumer’s seeming surrender thrust into public view a generational divide that has emerged as one of the Democratic Party’s deepest and most consequential rifts.
Younger Democrats are chafing at and increasingly complaining about what they see as the feebleness of the old guard’s efforts to push back against President Trump. They are second-guessing how the party’s leaders — like Mr. Schumer, who brandishes his flip phone as a point of pride — are communicating their message in the TikTok era, as Republicans dominate the digital town square.
And they are demanding that the party develop a bolder policy agenda that can answer the desperation of tens of millions of people who are struggling financially at a time when belief in the American dream is dimming.
In other words, the younger generation is done with deference.
Some who argue for more militancy in opposing Mr. Trump say the party’s elders tend to be less comfortable with the type of unbending political warfare that is called for.
“Our party needs more of a fighting spirit,” said Representative Chris Deluzio, a 40-year-old from outside Pittsburgh. “This is not a normal administration, and they’re willing to do dangerous things.”
You know, I am angry enough at the misigash that Trump has pulled that I can sort of see the point of ”resistance,” but I still think that the further Left the party moves, the less likely they are to win. After all Kamala Harris was more on the progressive side than centrist Democrats that might have beaten Trump, but Harris lost handily. Seriously, do we want someone like AOC running for President (she won’t be doing that, but I am talking about someone sharing her views)? Would they stand a chance of winning? Would Bernie Sanders? I doubt it. Ask James Carville.
Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili and Andrzej are practicing entomology:
Hili: Something is walking on the ceiling.Andrzej: I see, but I don’t know the name of this insect either.
Hili: Coś chodzi po suficie.Ja: Widzę, ale też nie wiem jak się ten owad nazywa.
In honor of Play the Recorder Day, Stupsi reminds us from Berlin.
“Das ist ein schöner Stock. Er riecht gut. Hast du ihn auch so gern?” (Translation: “That is a nice stick. It smells good. Do you like it, too?”
Stupsi’s staff Natalie playing the recorder instead of the usual harpsichord (listen for the cat interpolations). All she can remember is that it’s a Bach minuet.
Lagniappe: Natalie’s best friend Susanna Borsch, who lives in the Netherlands. As Natalie says, “We used to play a trio for almost a decade when we were young. She does a lot of playing; one of my favorites of her is her duo she has with her husband Adrian Brown, the finest recorder maker and the maker of the recorder I play in the little clip above. He also made the concertinas that he plays here.
Here are Susanna and Adrian playing “All in a Garden Green.”
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From Cat Memes: a beautiful kitty with a broken heart.
From Strange, Stupid, or Silly Signs:
From The Language Nerds (I love those Irish women’s names like “Siobhan” and “Aoife”):
From Masih: somebody invite her to dinner! She really can dance and sing, and she has been through a lot. The video is half an hour long and it is definitely worth watching. It includes Masihs favorite dish, gormeh sabzi, which brings her to tears. (I have had it, too, and it is great!)
Please Please, someone invite me to dinner! I promise I’m good company—I can sing, I can dance, and I guarantee you won’t be bored.
Here’s proof! My first dinner party with @DjHookie was anything but dull. Watch for yourself:https://t.co/9udfpXmk63
— Masih Alinejad 🏳️ (@AlinejadMasih) March 14, 2025
From Luana: What the government demands from Columbia if the school is to get the $400 million withheld for anti-Semitism returned.
BREAKING: The government has delivered its demands to Columbia, including:
-Placing discipline under the president
-A mask ban
-Adopting IHRA or similar
-“Placing the Middle East, South Asian, and African Studies department under academic receivership”
-Admissions reform pic.twitter.com/hKenK5WQlm
— Steve McGuire (@sfmcguire79) March 13, 2025
From Simon, two tweets. They are not eating the dogs, but the dogs are not eating!
Next lawsuit:Dogs vs DOGE
— George Conway (@gtconway.bsky.social) 2025-03-14T17:05:14.400Z
Part II. I am not a big fan of d*gs, but I would never starve them.
Better than eating them?
— George Conway (@gtconway.bsky.social) 2025-03-14T17:11:16.201Z
Two from my feed:
3000 years of history condensed into 6 seconds pic.twitter.com/lfr9ci4OGx
— Joel Berry (@JoelWBerry) March 14, 2025
This is so sweet, even though the man is ashes.
The cowboy’s final wish was to ride his favorite horse one last time 🥲 pic.twitter.com/XZjQ22IYHh
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) March 13, 2025
From the Auschwitz Memorial, one that I reposted.
Gassed on arrival at Auschwitz. Crime: being Jewish. Age: 5
— Jerry Coyne (@evolutionistrue.bsky.social) 2025-03-15T09:35:56.917Z
Two posts from Dr. Cobb. First, a sweet fishy:
We have a porcupine pufferfish friend that truly loves the Cam and we truly love him/her right back 🥰🐡 #porcupinepuffer #pufferfish #cutiepie #smile #coral #coralhead #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #miamibeach #biscaynebay #coralcity #civicpridethroughbiodiversity
— Coral City Camera (@coralcitycamera.bsky.social) 2025-03-14T14:15:08.584Z
Stupendous: the lunar eclipse as seen from the Moon! Earth blocks out the Sun. (Blue Ghost is a private lunar lander.)
Oh this is beautiful and wondrous!A total lunar eclipse (seen from Earth) is a total solar eclipse seen from the moon.Here is the “diamond ring” of last night’s eclipse seen by Blue Ghost on the Moon! 🧪www.flickr.com/photos/firef…
— David Grinspoon (@drfunkyspoon.bsky.social) 2025-03-14T14:21:25.004Z








































