Welcome to CaturSaturday, March 29, 2025: it’s Cat shabbos and April is nearly on us. It’s National Pita Day, a big favorite except for those who are gluten intolerant. Here’s a “Palestinian breakfast with falafel, hummus, torshi and khubz bread.” Very healthy!

It’s also Piano Day and National Lemon Chiffon Cake Day.
Readers are welcome to mark notable events, births, or deaths on this day by consulting the March 29 Wikipedia page.
Da Nooz:
*There’s an op-ed by Hillary Clinton in the NYT called “How much dumber will this get?” (archived here), and you know without looking what “this” refers to. Although she does praise herself a bit, her criticisms of Trump are on the mark.
It’s not the hypocrisy that bothers me; it’s the stupidity. We’re all shocked — shocked! — that President Trump and his team don’t actually care about protecting classified information or federal record retention laws. But we knew that already. What’s much worse is that top Trump administration officials put our troops in jeopardy by sharing military plans on a commercial messaging app and unwittingly invited a journalist into the chat. That’s dangerous. And it’s just dumb.
This is the latest in a string of self-inflicted wounds by the new administration that are squandering America’s strength and threatening our national security. Firing hundreds of federal workers charged with protecting our nation’s nuclear weapons is also dumb. So is shutting down efforts to fight pandemics just as a deadly Ebola outbreak is spreading in Africa. It makes no sense to purge talented generals, diplomats and spies at a time when rivals like China and Russia are trying to expand their global reach.
. . . . Let’s start with the military, because that’s what he claims to care about. Don’t let the swagger fool you. Mr. Trump and Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth (of group chat fame) are apparently more focused on performative fights over wokeness than preparing for real fights with America’s adversaries. Does anyone really think deleting tributes to the Tuskegee Airmen makes us more safe? The Trump Pentagon purged images of the plane that dropped the atomic bomb that ended World War II because its name is the Enola Gay. Dumb.
Instead of working with Congress to modernize the military’s budget to reflect changing threats, the president is firing top generals without credible justification. Five former secretaries of defense, Republicans and Democrats, rightly warned that this would “undermine our all-volunteer force and weaken our national security.” Mass layoffs are also hitting the intelligence agencies. As one former senior spy put it, “We’re shooting ourselves in the head, not the foot.” Not smart.
. . . All of this is both dumb and dangerous. And I haven’t even gotten to the damage Mr. Trump is doing by cozying up to dictators like Russia’s Vladimir Putin, blowing up our alliances — force multipliers that extend our reach and share our burdens — and trashing our moral influence by undermining the rule of law at home. Or how he’s tanking our economy and blowing up our national debt. Propagandists in Beijing and Moscow know we are in a global debate about competing systems of governance. People and leaders around the world are watching to see if democracy can still deliver peace and prosperity or even function. If America is ruled like a banana republic, with flagrant corruption and a leader who puts himself above the law, we lose that argument. We also lose the qualities that have made America exceptional and indispensable.
If there’s a grand strategy at work here, I don’t know what it is. Maybe Mr. Trump wants to return to 19th-century spheres of influence. Maybe he’s just driven by personal grudges and is in way over his head. As a businessman, he bankrupted his Atlantic City casinos. Now he’s gambling with the national security of the United States. If this continues, a group chat foul will be the least of our concerns, and all the fist and flag emojis in the world won’t save us.
I had a chat with Matthew yesterday morning, who reminded me how much the missteps of America and the Trump administration have a negative effect not just on the U.S., but on other countries. And it’s not only those countries harboring carmakers, but those with a moral investment in, say Ukraine, which Trump is throwing under the bus. Europe is no longer so certain about how close an ally America will be, especially because he seems to be schmoozing with Putin.
*The Yale Daily News reports that three professors, all of them critics of Trump (which professor isn’t these days?), have left Yale to take jobs in Canada.
Three prominent critics of President Donald Trump are leaving Yale’s faculty — and the United States — amid attacks on higher education to take up positions at the University of Toronto in fall 2025.
Philosophy professor Jason Stanley announced this week that he will leave Yale, while history professors Timothy Snyder and Marci Shore, who are married, decided to leave around the November elections. The three professors will work at Toronto’s Munk School of Global Affairs and Public Policy.
Stanley wrote to the Daily Nous that his decision to leave was “entirely because of the political climate in the United States.” On Wednesday, he told the Guardian that he chose to move after seeing how Columbia University handled political attacks from Trump.
After the Trump administration threatened to deport two student protesters at Columbia and revoked $400 million in research funding from the school, Columbia agreed on Friday to concede to a series of demands from the Trump administration that included overhauling its protest policies and imposing external oversight on the school’s Middle Eastern studies department.
“When I saw Columbia completely capitulate, and I saw this vocabulary of, well, we’re going to work behind the scenes because we’re not going to get targeted — that whole way of thinking presupposes that some universities will get targeted, and you don’t want to be one of those universities, and that’s just a losing strategy,” Stanley told the Guardian.
“I just became very worried because I didn’t see a strong enough reaction in other universities to side with Columbia,” he added.
Shore wrote that the Munk School had long attempted to recruit her and Snyder and that the couple had seriously considered the offers “for the past two years.” Shore wrote that the couple decided to take the positions after the November 2024 elections. However, a spokesperson for Snyder told Inside Higher Ed that Snyder’s decision was made before the elections, was largely personal and came amid “difficult family matters.” The spokesperson also said that he had “no desire” to leave the United States.
Shore wrote that her and Snyder’s children were factors in the couple’s decision.
Snyder and Shore both specialize in Eastern European history and each has drawn parallels between the fascist regimes they have studied and the current Trump administration. Stanley, a philosopher, has also published books on fascism and propaganda, including the popular book “How Fascism Works.”
In 2021, Stanley and Snyder co-taught a course at Yale titled “Mass Incarceration in the Soviet Union and the United States.” Earlier this week, Stanley and Shore joined nearly 3,000 Jewish faculty across the U.S. to sign a letter denouncing the arrest of a Columbia student protester and urging their respective institutions to resist the Trump administration’s policies targeting colleges.
“I know Jason Stanley very well, he’s been one of my most important interlocutors on political, historical and philosophical questions for the better part of a decade now,” Shore wrote to the News on Wednesday. “I am thrilled that he’ll be joining us in Toronto, but also heartbroken at what’s happened to my own country.”
Paul Franks, the chair of Yale’s philosophy department, described the news of Stanley’s departure as a shock, although he knew that Stanley had been considering leaving Yale “for quite some time.” Franks described Stanley as an irreplaceable “pioneer” in analytic philosophy and as a “rare” American philosophical public intellectual.
Here are the departed three. America’s loss is Canada’s gain, and no, Canada won’t become America’s 51st state.
*Nellie Bowles’s weekly news summary at the Free Press doesn’t have a title in words, but in emojis. Here it is (click to see if it you subscribe):
And, as usual, I’ll steal a few items from it:
→ Conquest of Greenland continues: J.D. and Usha Vance are planning a trip to Greenland for a casual, low-key state visit. Can’t the second couple have a little getaway and sample some narwhal blubber away from the kids? Greenland prime minister Múte B. Egede called the trip “highly aggressive.” NBC reports: “Vances’ planned trip to Greenland is stoking Arctic anti-Americanism.” Trump is amped up. He said his team is going to “let them know that we need Greenland for international safety and security. We need it. We have to have it.”
We need it. We have to have it. It’s done.
Check out the last paragraph of this one. Oy!
→ Scam of the week: Trump-backed World Liberty Financial has a new “stablecoin” called USD1 that is going to be backed by short-term U.S. government Treasurys and U.S. dollar deposits. Yes, that means our tax dollars. God bless The Wall Street Journal, which is trying to cover these scams with a straight face. Here’s the Journal: “Earlier this year, President Trump and first lady Melania Trump also launched a pair of meme coins, a type of cryptocurrency with no intrinsic value.”
And: “USD1’s reserves will be safeguarded by crypto custodian BitGo and audited regularly by an unspecified third-party accounting firm, World Liberty said.” This is below them. They should be covering oil futures and Q4 earnings calls with dignity.
Meanwhile, Congress is seeking ways to venerate Trump. There is a proposal to put his face on the $100 bill, and another proposal to make a new $250 bill with Trump’s face on it. Actually, Politico has the whole list: “Other measures would make Trump’s birthday a federal holiday, rename Dulles Airport in Trump’s honor, carve Trump’s face on Mount Rushmore, and create a new $250 bill with Trump’s likeness.” Me? I think we should eliminate the word good and replace it with Trump. If something is really good, you can just say Bigly Trump! Doesn’t that feel nice?
Below: I read the SJP-activates-Instagram-before-Oct.7 news yesterday, and I find it very hard to fathom. I’ve often thought there’s a connection between militant pro-Palestinian groups on campus and terrorists in the Middle East, but warning the campus groups that a massacre is coming? If true, that’s big news. Is it in the NYT?
→ Irish politicians are now showing up at Houthi rallies: Progressive Irish politician Clare Daly put on a headscarf and attended a pro-Palestine Houthi rally in Yemen this week. Being at a Houthi rally is the final stop in the Defund-the-Police to Free-Palestine to Kill-the-Jews pipeline. She called the rally a “magnificent display of solidarity for Palestine.” The crowd reportedly chanted things like: “Death to America! Death to Israel! A curse upon the Jews! Victory to Islam!” This (Houthi) is what a feminist leprechaun looks like.
I had no idea that Houthi and Hezbollah rallies in Yemen would become such a who’s who of the left. And these rallies look fun. Everyone’s dressed up, chanting for war, looking cool in desert boots, posing next to random jihadists who have that wild-eyed “I’m the captain now” look. (Captain Phillips is my only cultural reference.)
And fun fact: Columbia Students for Justice in Palestine apparently reactivated their dormant Instagram three minutes before the October 7 massacre began, according to a new lawsuit. I didn’t realize that. You have to admit: Qatar and Iran organized everything beautifully. You have to admire the American student groups working in perfect coordination overnight with their on-the-ground Hamas counterparts. So while Hamas killed Israeli teens at a music festival, American teens were gathering all their protest materials on the quad. Their hands were completely clean as they marched for Palestine that morning, kicking off one of the great antisemitic surges, whose end we are far from seeing.
Here’s the head of the Council on American-Islamic Relations, San Francisco Bay Area office, saying what really doesn’t even need to be said anymore:

Two law firms filed lawsuits Friday to block White House executive orders that targeted them for their ties to lawyers involved in an investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 election.
Jenner & Block and WilmerHale filed separate lawsuits in a Washington, D.C., federal court, both alleging the administration engaged in unconstitutional retaliation that violates the First Amendment.
Their lawsuits follow a raft of executive orders against several prominent law firms that stripped security clearances, limited access to federal buildings, and directed agencies to remove government contracts from firms and their clients.
President Trump has targeted five big firms so far, most recently with an order issued Thursday evening against WilmerHale, the former law firm of Robert Mueller, who led the Russia interference investigation.
Mueller worked at Hale and Dorr from 1993 to 1995, before it merged to create WilmerHale. He later rejoined in 2014 as a partner before his appointment as special counsel in 2017, during Trump’s first term, to investigate any possible ties between Russia and the president and his campaign. That investigation infuriated Trump, who called it a witch hunt.
“Mueller’s investigation epitomizes the weaponization of government,” the executive order said.
A Mueller deputy, Andrew Weissmann, is a former Jenner partner who led the group that investigated Paul Manafort, who served as chairman of Trump’s presidential campaign in the summer of 2016. Weissmann worked at Jenner for five years, between 2006 and 2011. He returned in 2020 for a year. Trump singled out Weissmann for criticism, and referred to him as a “bad guy” when he signed the executive order.
Trump’s order against Jenner cited Weissmann by name, as well as the firm’s pro bono work backing lawsuits challenging the administration’s policies, including on behalf of transgender individuals and asylum seekers.
“Democrats and their law firms weaponized the legal process to try to punish and jail their political opponents,” said White House spokesman Harrison Fields. “The President’s executive orders are lawful directives to ensure that the President’s agenda is implemented and that law firms comply with the law.”
What the last sentence really means is “to ensure that law firms comply with what the President likes.” Trump is using his second term, and, thankfully, his last, to get back at everyone he dislikes, or who “wronged” him, before he becomes an ex-President. I wonder if Vance wouldn’t be better than Trump, as he doesn’t have the Gilbert-and-Sullivanian “little list” of enemies (I do wonder what would happen if Trump died from too many Big Macs, though I don’t wish anybody to die).
*I realize that I’m writing more about Trump that I ever envisioned, but who would envision that he’d go nuts–much more nuts than in his last term–as soon as he took office? The AP lists half a dozen people who have been apprehended by the government, with some of them deported, for “supporting Hamas.” This most recent one is also one of the most egregious, since her “incriminating” 2024 op-ed is online and you can see what got Ms. Ozturk snatched up:
Federal officers detained 30-year-old Turkish student Rumeysa Ozturk on Tuesday as she walked along a street in suburban Boston. A senior Department of Homeland Security spokesperson said without providing evidence that an investigation found Ozturk, a doctoral student at Tufts University, “engaged in activities in support of Hamas,” a U.S.-designated terrorist group.
Friends and colleagues of Ozturk said her only known activism was co-authoring an op-ed in a student newspaper that called on Tufts University to engage with student demands to cut ties with Israel. Ozturk has been taken to an ICE detention center in Louisiana. A U.S. District judge has given the government until Friday to explain why Ozturk is being detained.
. . .Video obtained by The Associated Press appeared to show six people, all but one with their faces covered, taking away a shouting Ozturk’s phone before she was handcuffed on Tuesday.
“We’re the police,” members of the group are heard saying in the video.
A bystander is heard asking, “Why are you hiding your faces?”
Ozturk, who is Muslim, was meeting friends for iftar, a meal that breaks a fast at sunset during Ramadan, according to her lawyer, Mahsa Khanbabai.
Khanbabai, who said no charges have been filed against Ozturk, filed a petition seeking her release Tuesday and then an emergency motion Wednesday.
U.S. District Judge Indira Talwani initially issued an order giving the government until Friday to answer why Ozturk was being detained. Talwani also ordered that Ozturk not be moved outside the District of Massachusetts without 48 hours advance notice.
The government said in its response Thursday that it “will set forth the timeline” of Ozturk’s arrest and transfer from Massachusetts.
Here’s the video (it’s from Al Jazeera). Ozturk is the one in white. The spectacle of American police covering their faces and then hauling them away without charges is chilling.
Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili is enjoying global warming:
Hili: I think that the world is starting to be more friendly.A: Yes, it’s getting warmer and warmer.Hili: Not only that, but the mice have started to go out of their holes more often.
Hili: Myślę, że świat zaczyna być bardziej przyjazny.Ja: Tak, jest coraz cieplej.Hili: Nie tylko to, również myszy wychodzą częściej ze swoich norek.
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From Jesus of the Day:
From Cats Without Gods:
From Things With Faces, a good angle:
From Masih:
This video broke me, but her bravery left me in awe.
After U.S. prosecutors presented chilling details in federal court, Iranian women began sharing their heartbreaking testimonies on social media. They expose how they were tortured and beaten into making false confessions,… pic.twitter.com/HCYFbGQ3lU
— Masih Alinejad 🏳️ (@AlinejadMasih) March 28, 2025
From Malgorzata; the hatred is everywhere, including Down Under:
Sydney, Australia – speaker at University of Technology Sydney
“Jews in particular should feel uncomfortable, and it’s our duty to make them feel uncomfortable”@JasonClareMP @smh @australian @dailytelegraph @2GB873 @SenSHenderson @SenPaterson @ECAJewry pic.twitter.com/hsDNbRm2KQ
— Menachem Vorchheimer (@MenachemV) March 26, 2025
I posted the first one yesterday, but haven’t seen duck vs. cat before (duck wins!)
This isn’t the animal friendship I was expecting… 🤨 pic.twitter.com/7JmT4nt3Kq
— Moments that Matter (@_fluxfeeds) March 27, 2025
From Luana; I suppose one could have predicted this:
Disney used CGI instead of hiring real actors because they were scared of offending real dwarfs. It backfired. pic.twitter.com/AhJfcy7bsU
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) March 26, 2025
From Malcolm, who captions it “WHAT?”:
WHAT? 🤨 pic.twitter.com/gogPJyJDbX
— Posts Of Cats (@PostsOfCats) March 23, 2025
From my Twitter feed; a giraffe listening to its birthday song:
THE WAY SHE STOPPED TO LISTEN🥹 pic.twitter.com/xN4n70IiK6
— why you should have an animal (@ShouldHaveAnima) March 28, 2025
From the Auschwitz Memorial, one that I retweeted:
A fourteen-year old French Jewish girl was gassed upon arrival at Auschwitz.
— Jerry Coyne (@evolutionistrue.bsky.social) 2025-03-29T10:29:50.381Z
One from Dr. Cobb, a bat with her pup (I didn’t know baby bats were called that):
We had no plans to sample bats on this final field trip to Uganda. Luckily for us, we still happened across this beautiful female Nycteris thebaica while visiting Ngamba island. Look closely as she twirls and you can spot the wings of her pup! 🦇 #mammals
— Natalie Wickenkamp (@nataliewick.bsky.social) 2025-03-25T14:04:49.562Z






















































