Quote of the day: Robert G. Ingersoll #2

January 10, 2013 • 10:08 am

Again, from Ingersoll’s “The Gods,” (1872), free online.

The passages below resonate for me because I am only 25 pages from the end of the Bible—and am feeling great relief. After plowing through the four contradictory canonical gospels, and now the epistles of Paul, I am soon to be on Revelation, and then: IT IS FINISHED! And when I read the last verse tomorrow and say, “Thank God,” I won’t mean it in the same way as the faithful.

I must say that although Paul’s attempt to keep the Mediterranean Christians in line was diligent, he also tried to keep women in line—and behind the men. His famous orders that women should keep silent in church (and elsewhere, too) are, of course, regularly ignored by most modern Christian and Jewish congregations. And this shows, more than anything else, that the Bible is man made.  One can respond, “Well, Paul was expressing the sexism of his time,” but that’s not an adequate answer, for the Bible is supposed to be either written by or inspired by God. Why couldn’t God look ahead at our modern world, where we’ve finally realized the moral equality of the sexes, and simply say, “Verily I say unto you, women and men shall be as equals in Christ, and respect one another”?

I’d like to hear how some more conservative churches that allow women to preach deal with this passage. I’m sure they just ignore it, but they can’t write it off as a metaphor.

But I digress: on to Ingersoll on both the Old and New Testaments. Ingersoll first discusses the Old Testament’s episodes of genocide and slavery:

One of these gods, and one who demands our love, our admiration and our worship, and one who is worshiped, if mere heartless ceremony is worship, gave to his chosen people for their guidance, the following laws of war: “When thou comest nigh unto a city to fight against it, then proclaim peace unto it. And it shall be if it make thee answer of peace, and open unto thee, then it shall be that all the people that is found therein shall be tributaries unto thee, and they shall serve thee. And if it will make no peace with thee, but will make war against thee, then thou shalt besiege it. And when the Lord thy God hath delivered it into thy hands, thou shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword. But the women and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself, and thou shalt eat the spoil of thine enemies which the Lord thy God hath given thee. Thus shalt thou do unto all the cities which are very far off from thee, which are not of the cities of these nations. But of the cities of these people which the Lord thy God doth give thee for an inheritance, thou shalt save alive nothing that breatheth.”

Is it possible for man to conceive of anything more perfectly infamous? Can you believe that such directions were given by any being except an infinite fiend? Remember that the army receiving these instructions was one of invasion. Peace was offered upon condition that the people submitting should be the slaves of the invader; but if any should have the courage to defend their homes, to fight for the love of wife and child, then the sword was to spare none — not even the prattling, dimpled babe.

Shortly thereafter, Ingersoll decries the doctrines of heaven and hell, and the very concept of a sacred book. He reminds me of a hybrid between Hitchens and Mencken:

We are asked to justify these frightful passages, these infamous laws of war, because the Bible is the word of God. As a matter of fact, there never was, and there never can be, an argument even tending to prove the inspiration of any book whatever. In the absence of positive evidence, analogy and experience, argument is simply impossible, and at the very best, can amount only to a useless agitation of the air. The instant we admit that a book is too sacred to be doubted, or even reasoned about, we are mental serfs. It is infinitely absurd to suppose that a god would Address a communication to intelligent beings, and yet make it a crime, to be punished in eternal flames, for them to use their intelligence for the purpose of understanding his communication. If we have the right to use our reason, we certainly have the right to act in accordance with it, and no god can have the right to punish us for such action.

The doctrine that future happiness depends upon belief is monstrous. It is the infamy of infamies. The notion that faith in Christ is to be rewarded by an eternity of bliss, while a dependence upon reason, observation and experience merits everlasting pain, is too absurd for refutation, and can be relieved only by that unhappy mixture of insanity and ignorance, called “faith.” What man, who ever thinks, can believe that blood can appease God? And yet, our entire system of religion is based upon that believe. The Jews pacified Jehovah with the blood of animals, and according to the Christian system, the blood of Jesus softened the heart of God a little, and rendered possible the salvation of a fortunate few. It is hard to conceive how the human mind can give assent to such terrible ideas, or how any sane man can read the Bible and still believe in the doctrine of inspiration.

The dude could write. Those who long for the return of “Old Atheism,” saying that it was less strident and more knowledgeable about scripture, haven’t read Ingersoll!

Islamic symposium on evolution and creationism

January 10, 2013 • 7:05 am

A short while back I called attention to an upcoming symposium , run by the Deen Institute, on Islamic attitudes toward evolution and creationism, which had to be cancelled because of Muslim student opposition to the very topic of evolution.

Well, according to a report in the “Science’ section of the Guardian by correspondent Yasmin Khan, that symposium has now taken place. As expected, it was deeply polarized, with advocates of evolution balanced by wackos from Harun Yahya, the pseudonym of Adnan Oktar, a nasty piece of creationist work from Turkey.  Unfortunately, the reporter seems out of her depth, as we’ll see.

On the pro-evolution side there were some brave individuals who spoke out for the truth, even if they tried hard to accommodate it with Islam:

. . . Professor Ehab Abouheif, an evolutionary biologist at McGill University in Montreal, Canada. “Muslims must revolutionise their perspective on evolution if they are to move forward in the 21st century,” said Abouheif, who considers himself to be both a scientist and a sincere believer. He is a veteran of debates like this. “Biological evolution is a fact. The evidence is overwhelming and indisputable,” he said.

Fatima Jackson, a biological anthropologist at the University of Maryland, offered a compelling alternative narrative. Nothing in biology would make sense outside the evolution paradigm, which she defined as a “basic organising tool”. She reconciled her faith with science by holding to the belief that the singularity of life is a manifestation of the unity of God. In her view, exploring natural phenomena helps to bring us closer to God. “Evolution doesn’t replace faith, it complements it.”

You may remember Usama Hasan, an imam who spoke out in favor of evolution at a mosque, received death threats, and then recanted a bit. This time, though, he was pro-evolution, though saying (as Muslim accommodationists are wont to do) that it was all anticipated in the Qur’an:

Dr Usama Hasan, a senior researcher in Islamic studies at the Quilliam Foundation and a part-time imam, said Yahya’s creationist arguments were easily discredited (though he later confessed to previously teaching Yahya’s fallacy, before deeper research into the subject). His current stance has provoked outrage and even death threats.

Hasan courageously presented evolution as a theory initially recorded by Muslim thinkers. For instance, he said, William Draper refers to the “Mohammedan theory of the evolution of man from lower forms, or his gradual development to his present condition in the long lapse of time.”

On the anti-evolution side:

Beamed into Logan Hall via satellite was Dr Oktar Babuna, a spokesperson for Harun Yahya – founder of the controversial Turkish creationist movement that has often been accused of obscuring clear scientific thinking.

Babuna’s impenetrable polemic was relentless. “Evolution is not a scientific theory,” he said, “as it has yet to be verified by scientific evidence. In fact, evolution has already been falsified.”

He maintains that no evolutionary mechanism has been found. His logic is that if successive minor changes had accumulated into a big change during speciation, transitional forms would outnumber the original and transformed species in the fossil record. But, according to palaeontologists Niles Eldredge and Stephen Jay Gould, the record showed otherwise.

Much to the amusement of the audience, Babuna repeatedly offered a £5m cash prize to anyone who can find a transitional fossil.

Of course the transitional fossil business is a mug’s game. I could show him the skeletons of the proto-whale Basilosaurus, a feathered theropod dinosaur, or a mammal-like reptile with two jaw joints, and he’d find a reason why it wasn’t “transitional.” Those prizes (and I’d dearly love five million pounds) should be adjudicated by a committee of educated laypeople with no religious commitment.

Someone who waffled:

But [Hasan’s claims that the Qur’an anticipated Darwin] were vehemently refuted by Shaykh Yasir Qadhi, Islamic instructor for the Al-Maghrib Institute, who said the descriptions were meant in a different context and that these scholars were not experts in either theology or biology.

Hassan argued that his views on evolution were firmly within the limits of Islamic thought and that difference of opinion was permissible. Qadhi disagreed: “It is sacrilegious to have two different Islamic opinions on this issue.” [See more waffling from Qadhi below.]

Given what seems to have been a preponderance of pro-evolutionists (albeit accommodationist ones) among the speakers, the audience, and the reporter, seemed to be resistant to the Darwinian message:

Much to the amusement of the audience, Babuna repeatedly offered a £5m cash prize to anyone who can find a transitional fossil.

Abouheif’s swift rebuttal [that evolution isn’t always perfectly gradual] fell on deaf ears.

. . . Qadhi pointed out that Muslims were not historically anti-science in the way Christianity had been. But he went on: “We need to put science in its proper place”. In his view, “science is the study of understanding Allah’s creation”.

Hassan responded by suggesting that religious scholars who do not understand the sciences should not interfere. “It is not the job of theologians to dictate what scientists can and cannot do. Isn’t your attitude holding back the Muslim ummah?”

Qadhi’s reply provoked rapturous applause from the audience. “The Qur’an compels us to believe in the super rational; that which is beyond our comprehension.”

Oy gewalt—the “super rational” is, by definition, beyond our comprehension! That reminds me of John Haught’s oxymoronic quote from Deeper than Darwin:

“It is essential to religious experience, after all, that ultimate reality be beyond our grasp. If we could grasp it, it would not be ultimate.”

I’m heartened that some Muslims have stood up for evolution; after all, you can get death threats for that, as did Hasan.  I’m a bit disappointed, though, that some do what theistic Christian evolutionists do: draw the line at humans:

[Qadhi]: It was fine for Muslims to believe there were dinosaurs, speciation among hominids and even a common ancestor for all animals on Earth – except for one exception – mankind. “We are an honoured species distinctive from animals in terms of meta-cognition, language, morals, creativity and religion.”

He addressed the ultimate sticking point for the majority of Muslims: “God created Adam to fit into the grand scheme of things. Adam and Eve did not have parents – they did not evolve. Any other position is scripturally indefensible.”

What about scientifically defensible? We already know that modern humanity did not descend from just two individuals who mated with each other: population genetics tells us that. But Qadhi’s position is similar to that of the Catholic Church, which is that purely naturalistic evolution is okay for every creature save Homo sapiens, during whose evolution God miraculously inserted a soul. Excepting humans from naturalistic evolution pretty much destroys the whole enterprise, for, after all, it preserves the religious superstition that we’re special objects of God’s creation, and therefore cannot be understood by neo-Darwinian processes.  It keeps people believing in the unsupported idea, promoted by people like NIH director Francis Collins, that human morality and altruism must have been a gift of God, not a product of evolution and human reason.

The worst part is that reporter Yasmin Khan punts when giving her own opinion:

The debate stimulated intense discussion and I found myself agreeing with different strands from different speakers, but to varying degrees. I am convinced that the scientific rationality of Abouheif and Jackson outweighs the droll scepticism of Babuna. But I was torn between the theological cerebral flexibility of Hasan and the unwavering categorical rhetoric of Qadhi. [Oy, what a paragraph!]

As the event closed I was left restless and sensed that others felt similarly conflicted. I tried to envisage how to establish a consensus of Muslim opinion on this topic. Where was the call to action? Who would bring the necessary scholars and scientists together to form a legitimate committee?

The debate has lifted the lid on this Pandora’s Box, but the next steps are uncertain. Without more structured engagement with Muslims, the concept of human evolution will continue to be both an intellectual and spiritual minefield.

Given nearly unanimous Muslim opinion on the impossibility of human evolution (something I’ve learned from studying how Muslims reconcile science and faith), and opposition to evolution itself in many quarters, there is no way to establish a Muslim consensus on evolution (which should be that everything evolved according to natural processes) without getting rid of Islam.

basilosaurus-entire

I can haz £5,000,000 plz?

h/t: Michael

Two moar roolz: civility and embedding videos

January 10, 2013 • 5:56 am

It’s useful from time to time to refresh old readers—or inform new ones—about the roolz, especially if they’re being broken.  I want to single out only two today:

1. Be civil.  Do not call people names who are commenting on the site. You gain nothing (and look bad) if you start calling insulting folks, and it certainly doesn’t foster discussion. There are plenty of other websites where you can indulge in invective to your heart’s content. There were a few gratuitous insults on the Pat Condell Palestine thread.

Do not call someone a liar, either.

If I see someone being uncivil in this way (and I don’t always catch them), I will ask for an apology, level a warning, or send a private email.  About 60% of those who are warned respond with truculence, either insulting me or saying that their behavior is fully justified. That’s a good way to get blacklisted—almost as good as telling me to stop posting on cats or cowboy boots. If I ask you to apologize to a commenter whom you insulted, please do so. It’s the right thing to do.

2. Linking to videos.  Don’t embed them directly unless you have something really special to show, for it makes the comments unwieldy.  If you just paste in the http:// address of a YouTube video, for instance, it will put the entire video in your comment. Occasionally I will let this go, but sometimes readers insert multiple videos. I delete those comments. To avoid this, and create a link, use the following html formulation:

image 76Suppose, for example, that you want to draw readers’ attention to this video of Neil Shubin talking about his new book on Colbert last night:

The address is this: http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/422755/january-09-2013/neil-shubin

You would first make up a phrase to link to the video, like “Neil Shubin’s video”, and then put it in the formulation above, comme ça:

<a href=”http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/422755/january-09-2013/neil-shubin”&gt;Neil Shubin’s video</a>.  In other words, preface the link with <a href= (note the space after “a”), put quotations marks around the URL, add your linking words, and end it all with </a> (Ignore the &gt in what I’ve written).

Yes, I know it’s a bit tricky, but with practice it will become familiar.  If you forget, just search the website for “linking to videos”.

So go see how Neil did last night; he wrote me that he had to “fight for every inch.”

kthxbye.

h/t: Grania for html advice.

Quote of the Day: Robert Ingersoll on Intelligent Design

January 9, 2013 • 1:48 pm

Susan Jacoby, who’s just written a new book on atheist writer Robert G. Ingersoll, has called my attention to a really fine essay he wrote in 1872: “The Gods” (full reference below). It’s free online, and twenty pages long when printed out in 12-point type, but lengthen your attention span and read it. You’ll be amazed at how much Strident New Atheism was going on back then, for the tone is very strong—worthy of a Hitchens.  And it’s so reasonable. “How can a religious person read it”, you’ll think, “and not see that the whole business of faith is ridiculous?” Over the next few days I’ll be putting up a few quotes from it.

In the first, Ingersoll goes after the creationism of his era, and the argument from design. Remember that this was written only 13 years after Darwin published On the Origin of Species. Here, as in other parts of the essay, Ingersoll—like Jesus—speaks in parables.

A devout clergyman sought every opportunity to impress upon the mind of his son the fact that God takes care of all his creatures; that the falling sparrow attracts his attention, and that his loving kindness is over all his works. Happening, one day, to see a crane wading in quest of food. the good man pointed out to his son the perfect adaptation of the crane to get his living in that manner. “See,” said he, “how his legs are formed for wading! What a long slender bill he has! Observe how nicely he folds his feet when putting them in or drawing them out of the water! He does not cause the slightest ripple. He is thus enabled to approach the fish without giving them any notice of his arrival” “My son,” said he, “it is impossible to look at that bird without recognizing the design, as well as the goodness of God, in thus providing the means of subsistence.” “Yes,” replied the boy, “I think I see the goodness of God, at least so far as the crane is concerned; but after all, father, don’t you think the arrangement a little tough on the fish?”

Indeed, though some theologians like John Haught try to turn the scientific fact of evolution—once the greatest belief-killer around—into a spiritual virtue, it’s not convincing to many. That’s why, for instance, 29% of American Catholics (a faith that officially accepts evolution) are still creationists.

Look at it this way: if you were an omnipotent god, and wanted to create life, would you do it through the tortuous and torturous process of evolution, in which not only many species suffer unspeakable horrors, but which has led to the extinction without issue of 99% of the species that ever lived? No, you’d do it by fiat: the way it’s described in Genesis.  No rational God, unless he loved suffering, would create through evolution.

Darwin realized this, too. In a famous passage from a letter to Asa Gray written on May 22, 1860 (my emphasis), he clearly understood and absorbed the theological implications of his theories:

With respect to the theological view of the question; this is always painful to me.— I am bewildered.— I had no intention to write atheistically. But I own that I cannot see, as plainly as others do, & as I shd wish to do, evidence of design & beneficence on all sides of us. There seems to me too much misery in the world. I cannot persuade myself that a beneficent & omnipotent God would have designedly created the Ichneumonid&ae; with the express intention of their feeding within the living bodies of caterpillars, or that a cat should play with mice. Not believing this, I see no necessity in the belief that the eye was expressly designed. On the other hand I cannot anyhow be contented to view this wonderful universe & especially the nature of man, & to conclude that everything is the result of brute force. I am inclined to look at everything as resulting from designed laws, with the details, whether good or bad, left to the working out of what we may call chance. Not that this notion at all satisfies me. I feel most deeply that the whole subject is too profound for the human intellect. A dog might as well speculate on the mind of Newton.—   Let each man hope & believe what he can.—

Note that at this stage of his life Darwin, while repudiating a personal God, is still flirting with deism, suggesting that the laws of nature were created by God. But at the end he punts completely: “Let each man hope & believe what he can”!

h/t: Susan Jacoby

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Ingersoll, R. G. 1876. The gods and other lectures. D. M. Bennett, New York.

This just in: Monopoly creates new tokens you can vote for, including a CAT

January 9, 2013 • 11:48 am

Hot news: Hasbro is updating its Monopoly tokens, and you can vote some down and others up if you go here.  Here’s your selection for new tokens:

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You know what to do. Generations of children to come will be playing with your choice.  Really, do you want them to play with helicopters or diamond rings?

Just look at that cute moggie!

And Butter cat, you can engage, too.

h/t: Graham

Atheists who won’t admit it: 2. Kyrsten Sinema

January 9, 2013 • 9:56 am

Thank God we finally have an unbeliever in the U.S. congress (I’m sure there are others who won’t admit it, for it’s political poison in our country to profess nonbelief). This one professes it: Kyrsten Sinema, a newly elected Congresswoman from Arizona.  She’s not only openly bisexual, but she doesn’t believe in God. The thing is, she’s timorous about admitting it.

Now I’m not a fan of Chris Stedman, who espouses the osculation of the religious rump in the interest of “interfaith action,” but even a blind pig can find an occasional acorn.  And, at CNN, Stedman has called out Sinema (who, to be sure, is courageous in confessing her bisexuality) for refusing to admit her atheism. In a piece at CNN‘s “belief” section called “‘Atheist’ isn’t a dirty word, congresswoman,” Stedman notes some waffling on her part:

Rep. Kyrsten Sinema, D-Arizona, was sworn in a few days ago without a Bible, and she is the first member of Congress to openly describe her religious affiliation as “none.” Although 10 other members don’t specify a religious affiliation — up from six members in the previous Congress — Sinema is the only to officially declare “none.”

This has gotten Sinema a fair amount of attention from the media. Many identified her as an atheist during her congressional campaign, and after she won, sources touted her as a nontheist. Even this past weekend, Politico declared in a headline: “Non-believers on rise in Congress.”

But there’s a slight issue: Sinema doesn’t actually appears to be a nonbeliever. In response to news stories identifying her as an atheist, her campaign released this statement shortly after her victory: “(Rep. Sinema) believes the terms non-theist, atheist or non-believer are not befitting of her life’s work or personal character.”

If you live in the U.S., you’ll know why her campaign made that statement. If you’re identified as a nonbeliever in our country, and don’t keep mum about it. you’re political dead meat. In fact, I doubt that Sinema can be elected again (she has a two-year term). Imagine—she wouldn’t be sworn in on a Bible! (As Stedman notes, “According to a Gallup poll released in June, only 58% of Americans would vote for a ‘generally well-qualified’ Muslim candidate, and only 54% would vote for an atheist. (This is the first time that number has been above 50% for an atheist candidate.)  By contrast, 91% would vote for a Jewish candidate, 94% for a Catholic and 80% for a Mormon.”)

Stedman’s response is on the money:

As a nontheist, atheist and nonbeliever (take your pick), I find this statement deeply problematic.

It is perfectly fine, of course, if Sinema isn’t a nontheist, and it is understandable that she would want to clarify misinformation about her personal beliefs. But to say that these terms are “not befitting of her life’s work or personal character” is offensive because it implies there is something unbefitting about the lives and characters of atheists or nonbelievers.

Try substituting a religious group of your choice in place of atheist if you don’t agree: “[Rep. Sinema] believes the term Muslim is not befitting of her life’s work or personal character.” Does that sound right? It shouldn’t.

. . .The 113th Congress is rich with diversity. As an interfaith activist, I am glad to see the religious composition of Congress more closely reflect the diversity of America. As a queer person, I’m glad that LGBT Americans are seeing greater representation in Washington.

But as a proud atheist and humanist, I’m disheartened that the only member of Congress who openly identifies as nonreligious has forcefully distanced herself from atheism in a way that puts down those of us who do not believe in God.

We are Americans of good character, too.

That’s about the most sensible thing that Stedman has ever said. We atheists need to stop thinking that if someone kisses up to the religious, or says something that we don’t like, that henceforth everything that they say is either tainted or wrong. That’s a mistake that one reader made about Pat Condell this morning, and it’s a mistake that people constantly make about Christopher Hitchens and Sam Harris. Just because they take some stands that people find offensive, they’re immediately written off in toto. This is particularly true for Harris, whose entire corpus is dismissed because people don’t like what he said about torture or racial profiling. Don’t forget that even when you disagree with him, he makes you think, and that’s a good thing. And, more important, think of his immense contributions in writing The End of Faith and Letter to a Christian Nation—both seminal documents of New Atheism.

Look, nobody is right all the time, and it’s a serious mistake to dismiss someone because he’s been wrong—or has disagreed with you. What’s important in our cause are ideas, which must be examined one by one with reason and logic, and not the people who expressed them.

/rant.

Oh, and if you consider yourself a “nonbeliever” or an “agnostic,” try telling people you’re an “atheist” next time, just to try that label on. It’s the only way that its connotations—that the bearers have horns and a tail—can be dispelled.

Kyrsten Sinema, really an atheist
Kyrsten Sinema, really an atheist

Don’t forget KittenCam

January 9, 2013 • 8:14 am


Ripley and her kittens are addictive at KittenCam.  A screenshot:

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My favorite kitten is Ash, the little gray guy with the black head to the extreme left.  I’ve never seen a gray cat with a black head, and he has a white nose stripe and collar.

There are 3113 people chatting at the moment. Little d**s couldn’t elicit such interest!

Pick your favorite:

Kittens

Atheists who won’t admit it: 1. David Bryant

January 9, 2013 • 6:02 am

There are two brands of atheists who won’t admit it: religious people who are so liberal that they eviscerate their faith, removing all the dogma and existential claims until it becomes a form of humanism couched in religious language, with God so nebulous that he can’t be described—or even imagined. The other is the true atheist who hides behind labels like “nonbeliever” or “agnostic.” This morning we’ll feature both sorts.

An example of the first type is David Bryant, a retired Anglican vicar who has written an amazing piece at the Guardian, “God is unknowable—stop looking for him and you will find faith.” Bryant is so apophatic that he might as well be an atheist.

Apophatic theology has always puzzled me for two reasons. First, because it attempts to deal with God by asserting what he is not.  (I use “he” by default since one of the things we can’t know is God’s gender, or if God has a gender.) How can one worship something like that? The second problem is related: if you’re going to describe god in terms of what he is not, then why not add that we don’t know whether he exists?  After all, existence is one of the things we can’t know, or don’t know, about a god.  And if an apophatic believer goes one “not” further—as she should—then she becomes an atheist.  I claim that dealing with a god by arguing about what it is not, or by what we can’t know about it, is a self-defeating exercise, because it still accepts that there is some sort of divine being—a claim as unevidenced as that about the nature of said being.

Bryant is one of these religious people a hairsbreadth from nonbelief.  And yet, embracing the ludicrous and intellectually dishonest theology of apophatism, he manages to find advantages in it! This is perfectly in line with Sophisticated Theologians’™ skill at turning empirical necessities into spiritual virtues. In this case, the necessity is explaining the problem of gratuitous evil.

But first Bryant describes his faith:

Faith is not the progressive unearthing of God’s nature but a recognition that he/she is fundamentally unknowable. The signpost points not to growing certainty but towards increasing non-knowing. This is not as outrageous as it seems. An apophatic thread, a belief that the only way to conceive of God is through conceding that he is ineffable, runs throughout Christian history.

It’s science and reason, by the way, that has convinced people like Bryant that “non-knowing” is increasing. Here his “faith” is intellectually honest in one sense: there’s no way to know what God is like. But it’s intellectually dishonest in claiming that there’s a God anyway.  It’s like saying that since we don’t know what Bigfoot is like, or have evidence for it, we’ll worship it anyway and hope for the best.

But here’s the Big Problem that apophatic theology solves for Bryant  it dispenses with theodicy.

This redirectioning of the spiritual path has fruitful offshoots. We no longer have to ask why God orders the world in such an unsatisfactory way, allowing cancer cells and war to proliferate. Nor do we have to bombard him with prayer in order to achieve our desired ends. Such dialogue is only sustainable if you posit a personal being.

As Church Lady would say, “Now isn’t that convenient!”  But that isn’t really pure apophatism, as it pinpoints real characteristics of God: apathy and powerlessness. For if there is a divine being, and it has any recognition of human existence, and any power, then we must conclude that it doesn’t give a rat’s patootie—or does but is impotent It is a positive claim that God can’t, or doesn’t do anything about suffering. Bryant has found a theology that is intellectually dishonest and self-contradictory, but still allows him to avoid thinking about evil.

And what kind of faith is he left with? This:

Is anything left or does this destroy the very fabric of spirituality? What remains is a Quakerlike silence during which we can respond to the numinous, develop our perceptions, hone our morality and enhance our wonder at the staggering complexity of the universe. Instead of ranting at the arbitrariness and high-handed conduct of the God we have invented, it is now possible to rest in a cloud of unknowing which gives us time and space in which to reflect on the fundamental questions of life. Why am I here? How can I best deport myself in this bewildering world?

Now tell me: how does this differ from secular humanism? Only in assuming the question “Why am I here?” has a divine answer. But that’s not worth pondering, either, because apophatic theology stipulates that we can’t answer it.

But Bryant underscores the huge advantages of negative theology:

At first sight this is a distinctly uncomfortable stance. It leaves us rudderless in a sea of uncertainty. All the old props of a father God, prayer as colloquy with a personal deity and faith as a clear-cut assent to a set of credal formulations has been deconstructed and abandoned.

Persist and the rewards are immense. There is an exhilarating sense of newfound freedom. It releases us from the burden of kowtowing to the dictates of a holy book and it relieves us of the intellectual difficulties of accepting the dogmatic assertions of an ecclesiastical hierarchy. We are liberated and can follow our own spiritual path.

Try atheism, Reverend Bryant, and you’ll find real freedom! No need to even think about the numinous!

Bryant’s brand of “faith” not only leaves one rudderless in a sea of uncertainty, but ridiculous in a sea of uncertainty.  And nobody’s going to be convinced by this line of argument except rarefied intellectuals (if that term applies) like Karen Armstrong. Who wants to think that they don’t know anything about God—even whether he’s merciful and loving? There’s a reason why there’s no Church of the Ineffable Savior.

Apophatism is the faith of the intellectual coward. But it has one advantage: if it mandates a “Quakerlike silence,” then religious people will finally stop beleaguering us with their insupportable beliefs.

h/t: James