Readers’ wildlife photos

May 12, 2014 • 4:14 am

Apparently it’s Duck Week. Reader Pete Moulton, spurred on by my misspelled mention of the “Fulvous Whistling-Duck“, has sent a lovely picture of one, alone with a short note:

Just in case no Texas reader has one to spare, I got your Fulvous Whistling-Duck (Dendrocygna bicolorright here. This is a rare bird in my area, but one does turn up occasionally, as this one did in a city park pond in Scottsdale a few years ago. 

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Its range is very limited in the U.S. but it’s widespread elsewhere. Here’s a range map from the Americas from the Cornell site; there you can also hear its strange call.

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Monday: Hili dialogue

May 12, 2014 • 3:24 am

And another week begins. I will be in Kamloops, British Columbia, Thursday through Sunday at the Imagine No Religion 4 conference, so posting may be a bit thin on those days. But I’ll try to report on the doings there, as there will be some good speakers (I’m looking forward to Jerry DeWitt asking, “Can I get a Darwin?”) and I hope some readers will make it there. But, of course, there will always be Hilis:

A. Why are you beginning to look like a zebra?
Hili: Because the photographer is wearing a striped shirt and he took the picture through the window.
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In Polish:
Ja: Dlaczego zaczęłaś upodabniać się do zebry?
Hili: Bo fotograf ma koszulę w paski, a zdjęcie jest robione przez szybę.

 

 

RIP Annapurna

May 11, 2014 • 11:51 am

Jonathan Eisen, a biology professor at the University of California, Davis, works on a lot of stuff related to phylogeny, evolution, and the microbiome. And he’s one of the few really well-known scientists who is also a prolific (dare I say it?) “blogger.” His website is called The Tree of Life.

Anyway, I met Eisen on my recent visit to UC Davis and have just been informed, via Dr. Cobb, that Eisen’s cat Annapurna passed away. His announcement, with a touching picture and caption from a few months ago, is from his website today:

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Condolences to Dr. Eisen; many of us know what it is to lose a furry companion, and of the consolation such companions can provide.

 

 

An amazing cartwheeling spider

May 11, 2014 • 11:19 am

From Discover Magazine‘s D-brief, by Carl Engelking, we get this amazing video of a spider that performs gymnastics to get out of danger.  I’m not a spider expert (though we have some here), so I’ll just quote the piece:

Peter Jäger, a taxonomist at the Seckenberg Research Institute in Germany, recently identified the new species of spider which lives in the desert of southeastern Morocco. Jäger nicknamed the spider “flic-flac” for the gymnastic flips it performs to avoid predators, the New York Times reports.

The spider, officially named Cebrennus rechenbergi, is a nocturnal creature that emerges nightly from its silk-woven, tube-like domicile in the sand to search for food. If threatened during its hunt, the spider executes the flipping maneuver, which increases its speed from 3.3 feet per second to 6.6. The spider can “flic-flac” uphill, downhill and on flat ground.

Unfortunately, the unique evasive technique consumes a lot of energy. If it performs this trick five to 10 times within one day, it will die, Jäger told the New York Times.

Jäger determined that the flic-flac spider was indeed a new species based on minute differences in its sex organs from the closely related Cebrennus villosus in Tunisia. He published his findings April in the journal Zootaxa.

Watch this and gawk; evolution is cleverer than you are:

Oh, and the robotic spider?

Ingo Rechenberg, a bionics expert from Berlin, was the first to discover the flic-flac spider on an expedition to Morocco. He passed it on to Jäger for taxonomic identification. Rechenberg, inspired by the spider’s mode of locomotion, designed a spider robot that moves in a similar fashion across the sand, according to Science Daily.

You can see that the robot isn’t that great a model for the spider. For one thing, the spider actually does its cartwheels largely in the air, while the robot stays on the ground and has to retract the legs that are touching the ground. In fact, I’m not sure why they made the robot at all, except for fun.

h/t: Grania

The world’s prettiest fossil

May 11, 2014 • 9:37 am

And it’s now missing, thanks to thieves who stole it from a private collection. Reader Ant called it to my attention from a post on ZME Science‘s “Fossil Friday”:

It’s the fossil of a giant ammonite, an ancient and prolific group of mollusks that has gone extinct without leaving descendants.

I have one (not opalized!) about a foot wide, polished and encased in its stone matrix, but this one is far better. For it’s become opalized: the mineral matrix that replaced the animal was a form of hydrated silica—the type that makes what is in my view the world’s most beautiful gem, the opal.

And what better combination than to have a fossil in opal! You can buy smaller ones on Etsy, but not like this one, said to be worth half a million dollars (or was worth, since it’s now missing):

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As the website says, stuff like this is best put in a museum where it’s less liable to be stolen, and can be enjoyed by everyone. Still, I wouldn’t mind having a small version!

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You can see more opalized ammonites here.

 

More apologists for Islamic malfeasance

May 11, 2014 • 6:49 am

I shouldn’t have been surprised at the number of first-time commenters who came out of the woodwork to defend the indefensible: the Sultan of Brunei’s new imposition of sharia law on his country, including mandatory attendance at Friday prayers, penalties of amputation and stoning for sodomy or adultery, and so on.  Such is the number of Islamic apologists, and they’re not all Muslims, either.

I present a few select comments from this week’s first-time commenters on my post, “Brunei introduces draconian sharia law.” There are a variety of tactics these folks adopted when trying to defend this barbaric practice:

1. Argue that sharia law applies only to the guilty, so it’s okay.

From reader “IqraIslamQA”:

draconian for criminals not for common people http://iqraislamqa.wordpress.com/

Yeah, that totally makes it okay! Why not break them on the wheel, too?

2. It’s not sharia law that mandates these punishments, and besides, the British did it, too. 

From reader “Marc Claess”:

I fully agree, except for the last phrase: ” a bunch of new floggings, stonings, and amputations—none of which would occur without religion. ” Without religion? Forget it, at least for caning, which is surely without exaggeration comparable to flogging. Not only Brunei is currently since it independence practising this dreadful judicial torture, but also its great neighbour Malaysia and Malaysia’s own other small neighbouring country Singapore! And these human rights abuses are not due to sharia-law, but to the historic legacy of their former colonial ruler Britain! (Read this: caning in “British Malaya” http://www.corpun.com/singfeat.html)As far as I know, her majesty’s government has never made any serious attempt to redress this horrofic [sic] legacy, let alone to apoligise for it. If the British government really ment [sic] seriously about enforcing minimal human rights, it should have expelled these 3 barbaric countries Brunei, Malaysie and Singapore from the socalled BRITISH commonwealth a long time ago. Shame on all these hypocrite British politicians!

At least this comment is fairly rational.  I’ll agree that flogging is not unique to Islam (but I’ll add that Islam is the state religion of Malaysia). Nevertheless, these sharia punishments are new to Brunei and are explicitly noted as mandated by newly-adopted sharia law. It’s religion, Jack.  I’m sure the Inquisition got many of its horrible punishments from earlier sources, too, but applied them in the name of Catholicism.

Notice how Mr. Claess subtly shifts the blame for what’s about to happen in Brunei from the Sultan himself to the British. Frankly, I’m tired of this argument. Of course earlier regimes and other countries did bad things as well, but that doesn’t excuse Brunei from its proposed and present course of amputations and stoning—explicitly introduced as part of Islamic law. Nor do I think that all of us must apologize for all the transgressions of our ancestors or our country before criticizing injustice and cruelty in the here and now.

3. Tu quoque: some people approve of inhumane punishment in the U.S.

From reader Phil:

This is terrible. But if you’ve read the bushels of comments (probably not the best use of one’s time) on the botched execution in Oklahoma you say many to the effect that the guy being executed deserved the extra agony and fear–and, indeed, much much worse. Got to wonder if there aren’t a fair number of pretty barbaric people here too.

Indeed, those few readers who said the executed guy in Oklahoma deserved the pain he got are, in my mind, reprehensible. But there are such people everywhere, and how on earth does that bear on the immorality of Brunei? Note the three words “it is terrible” balanced against the rest of the post, which uses a lot more words to diss the “barbarism” of readers.

4. You can’t judge Brunei unless you’ve lived there. 

From reader “I’d rather not” (my emphasis):

Look, guys, I have to say, that all this hype about the Sultan is very unsettling. I mean, there is talk within the Western community about the rights of the citizens of Brunei and in fact, any resident living here, is being violated by the introduction of the Shariah Law. The equality of women within Brunei is also being brought into question, no? But, and I say this with the utmost confidence, I am willing to bet that up until recently, none of you have ever even heard of Brunei. None of you have lived here or even been here, and therefore you have very little understanding of how it is life works here.

There seems to be the common misconception that Bruneians are weak, uneducated and ignorant of the outside world, and are being oppressed by its’ ruling bodies.

This is untrue.

Yes, for a relatively small population, Brunei is incredibly wealthy, and I assure you that the wealth is not being blown off on lavish and unnecessary expenses. Name me a country which is as generous as Brunei can be, wherein every citizen is given the right to a home supplied with electricity and clean running water, with no strings attached and all of the bills generated by these taken care of? Wherein, each citizen, and expat alike, is given free healthcare by specialist health centres and access to health facilities without the common-caveat found in other countries that is the taxation system? The disadvantaged are taken care of, with donations made as they are needed, and with a tolerant attitude taken towards members of the LGBT community, compared to countries like the UK and the US wherein they are marginalised and made to feel like social pariahs. I sat next to a lady who was not born a lady at my cousin’s wedding, and she was very happy to be there.

The Shariah Law does not change this, and if you are to believe otherwise, then you are wrong, for you have been duly misinformed by whatever media outlet you have heard about this from.

Now, at the mention of the word “Shariah”, there seems to be some sort of allergic reaction on the part of the Western community. Images of public humiliation and harsh penalties seem to be the only things people ever think about, and it is fascinating that people should immediately associate Brunei with events that have happened in the Middle East. This is appalling; it is the equivalent of America adopting a set of doctrines, for example, democracy, and then being held liable for the mistakes other nations who have adopted the same mindset, have made.

To a degree, it is even insulting that Brunei is immediately painted in the light as being some sort of oppressive, totalitarian state under tyrannical rule. Yet again, until any of you have actually travelled to Brunei and have stayed there for a substantive period of time, and by that I mean at least a month, you have very little right to make such uncalled for accusations- accusations of which, nonetheless, you have based on what you have been fed by the media and general public opinion.

Ironically, the comments being aimed at Brunei are incredibly one-sided and biased towards Western interpretations, with very little or no regard being held for the other side of the story- you are literally behaving like the tyrannical and dictator-like characters you describe. When has Brunei described itself as an “Islamic Republic?” Yet another name being assigned by bigots who believe that Brunei is “draconian” ‘untermenschen’.

Yes, all of this is coming from a Bruneian, and you might be slightly surprised to see that my English isn’t full of the grammatical fallacies of my compatriots, but is this not evidence of the fact that we are not uneducated, and that we do have an understanding of the world around us, and that we are not spineless lifeforms incapable of being offended, and having opinions? I will have you know, that I was born here, and have lived here for nearly twenty years. I am UK educated, and have friends from many nations. Even my expat friends who have only been living here for a year are shocked at the response from their Western counterparts, and have too been open advocates for the understanding of the enactment of the Shariah Law in this country. There has not been a mass exodus of the foreign workforces, and even with those who have elected to have and raise children here are indifferent to any of these changes.

I speak for all of us, when I say that you do not know nearly as much as you think you do.

Where does one begin with this? The first thing is to say that you don’t have to live in a place to decry horrible practices there. Do we have to live in Nigeria for a month before you can criticize the abduction of 200 schoolgirls?  Second, the new laws, by every account I’ve read, and in many venues, do indeed mandate the punishments I’ve mentioned. Third, sharia law is misogynistic, brutal, and unfair. There is nothing, so far as I can see, to be said in its favor.

What we have here is a butthurt resident of Brunei who will defend the indefensible by proclaiming it as “misunderstood by the West.” Sorry, but until the Sultan says, “Wait, guys—I didn’t say that!”, I’ll continue to argue that the Sultan is a monster and the law he’s imposed is draconian and horrible for that society, even if the country is well off financially.

5. Allahu akbar.  Then there were comments from addled individuals who actually think that this kind of law is good, even as specified. This is from reader Tanveer Rauf, who has her own website called “Just Bliss”,  (linked to in the post). She’s apparently a teacher in Pakistan.

I strongly agree and pleased that Brunei is going to follow the SHARIA AND its LAWS. REWARDS AND PUNISHMENTS GO SIDE BY SIDE TO MAKE A BEARABLE AND JUST SYSTEM FOR ONE AND ALL

There is no reasoning with such folks. They don’t belong in civilized society.

Here’s Rauf’s self-description on the “About moi” page:

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Children’s books about their moral character? What are the next ones, Khadeeja Gets Stoned and Amir Loses His Arm?

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I won’t put up the many creationist comments I got this week, as well as remarks from those who had violent objections to the statue of Satan proposed for the Oklahoma Capitol grounds.

The Boss + Bach

May 11, 2014 • 4:39 am

For some reason I listened to these two song and decided to post them together. The first is a classic by The Boss, who, I might add, is only two months older than I am. He’s one of those similar-aged public figures, like Meryl Streep, by whom I gauge how well I’m ageing. (I’m not doing badly vis-à-vis Springsteen, but way worse than Streep.)

“Hungry Heart” comes from Springsteen’s album “The River,” issued in 1980. It’s hard to find good live performances of the song because for years Springsteen’s let the audience alone sing the first verse.

The beginning verse, in which a man simply runs away from his family and life, reminds me of the beginning of Updike’s Rabbit, Run, but on YouTube a bunch of commenters, not knowing the difference between fact and art, chews out The Boss for writing about adultery. I often think of this song when I get dispirited with the academic life:

This may very well be my favorite piece of classical music: it’s the last (allegro) movement from Bach’s Brandenburg Concerto No. 6 in B flat major (BWV 1051; 1721), performed here in my favorite version, by Trevor Pinnock and the English Concert. It’s very bouncy—like Tigger.

Wikipedia notes:

The absence of violins is unusual. Viola da braccio means the normal viola, and is used here to distinguish it from the “viola da gamba”. When the work was written in 1721, the viola da gamba was already an old-fashioned instrument: the strong supposition that one viola da gamba part was taken by his employer, Prince Leopold, also points to a likely reason for the concerto’s composition—Leopold wished to join his Kapellmeister playing music. Other theories speculate that, since the viola da braccio was typically played by a lower socioeconomic class (e.g., servants), the work sought to upend the musical status quo by giving an important role to a “lesser” instrument. This is supported by knowledge that Bach wished to end his tenure under Prince Leopold. By upsetting the balance of the musical roles, he would be released from his servitude as Kapellmeister and allowed to seek employ elsewhere.

h/t: Natalie

Readers’ wildlife photos

May 11, 2014 • 4:24 am

Stephen Barnard’s getting to be as regular in the mornings as my latte and a Hili Dialogue.  But how can one resist such good photos? Here are three new ones—all, I presume, from Idaho:

First, a gadwall (Anas strepera), with the note:

This is not Photoshopped. I just tweaked some global parameters.

I don’t know what “tweaking global parameters” means, but it’s a nice shot:

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A cinnamon teal (Anas cyanoptera) and a tree swallow (Tachycineta bicolor). What a lovely duck!

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Has anyone noticed that ducks often have funny names? To wit: bufflehead, scoter, steamer duck,  gadwall, widgeon, Greater Scaup, ruddy duck, fulvous whistling duck, etc.