Wednesday: Hili dialogue

June 10, 2015 • 5:46 am

Professor Ceiling Cat has a busy day today, with little time for posting. However, there is also lagniappe this morning: a Cyrus dialogue. But first, down by the Vistula, the Furry Princess of Poland is in existential despair:

Hili: This is meaningless.
A: What is meaningless?
Hili: It’s so beautiful here and not a single mouse.

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In Polish:
Hili: To bez sensu.
Ja: Co jest bez sensu?
Hili: Tak tu pięknie i ani jednej myszy.
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The lagniappe, posted on Andrzej’s Facebook page. Hili and Cyrus discuss music:

Hili: Do you like Wagner?
Cyrus: I find something repulsive in him.
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Everything turns to candy

June 9, 2015 • 2:30 pm

Sadly, Tim Horton’s was outside security at the Vancouver airport, so I failed to secure any donuts before I got to the departure gates. However, I did have one for lunch yesterday, after a creditable meal of a ham and swiss sandwich and a giant frozen lemonate (which gave me my first real case of brain freeze). As dessert, I essayed the “maple dip” donut suggested by one reader, but I found it mediocre. The sandwich was much better.  Dejuner:

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I was forced, then, to have my morning pastry at the overpriced Starbucks inside the airport. While waiting in the huge line, I noticed how slowly it was moving. And that was because many of the customers, instead of just getting coffee (110 calories with whole milk, tall version), were ordering versions of Starbucks’s “candy coffee”, i.e. caramel chocolate macchiato (240 calories, tall, whole milk), cinnamon dolce latte whip (540 calories for a tall), or any of the numerous ways that Starbucks has transmogrified coffee into adult candy. But because they also specified various versions (whipped cream, extra shot of espresso, etc.), each order took an eternity.

None of this existed 25 years ago. At the tonier places you could get a cappuccino or a latte (both of which I consume), but there was no chocolate, no whipped cream, no dulce de leche or pumpkin flavoring.  The Canadian customers were wolfing down these calorific drinks; are they on the way to becoming as obese as their American friends?

This is part of the inexorable trend of converting adult foods, originally intended to be healthy (or neutral) into confections. When granola bars first appeared as “healthy snacks,” I predicted that they would change into candy bars. I was right.  Now you can get versions like these, which deceive the buyer into thinking they’re getting something healthy:

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And when fancy bottled water invaded the U.S., something I deplore except in the gaseous version (i.e., seltzer), I predicted that because of the tendency of so many people to buy it, and carry it around, sucking on the bottles like a baby on its formula, it, too, would start gradually but inexorably changing into soda. It started with flavoring the waters, and then, slowly, some sugar found its way in. Many of the waters still have zero calories, but that’s because they contain artificial sweeteners.  Many also contain artificial flavors and other chemicals.

Americans, and many others, have become a victim of what evolution bequeathed us: a penchant for sweets, which were useful in our sugar-deprived ancestors but are injurious in the modern world. So, I proffer. .

A Dr. Ceiling Cat Tip:

If you need to carry water around with you for the occasional suck, get a water bottle and fill it from the tap. It is a waste of energy to buy bottled water in either glass or plastic bottles, and there is simply no need. It is an affectation, and an environmentally damaging one.

Oy, for the love of criminey: atheists make babies cry

June 9, 2015 • 1:30 pm

by Grania Spingies

Most of you won’t know that Ireland has a Catholic publication called Alive! although it should have three or four more exclamation points to convey the nuances of fervent and slightly rabid editorial style. It should be pointed out that in spite of the paper being distributed widely and for free, the average Irish Catholic neither endorses nor reads the paper, espousing as it does all the favorite hits of ultra conservatism, otherwise known as Vatican-approved Catholicism.

It appears they may be in trouble for this edition that declares:

They no longer live happily ever after… Being the child of parents with no faith is tough.

It was inevitable that people who lost sight of God would eventually turn against fairy tale endings, in the name of “realism”. Being the child of parents with no faith and no ultimate hope is tough.

However, the “realists” have got it wrong. Hope and happiness, not despair, are the realistic attitude to life.

The resurrection of Jesus tells us that God has created us to live ‘happily ever after’. Children learn from fairy stories that we are destined for eternal happiness with God.

Pulitzer Prize stuff it ain’t.

The Irish Examiner reports that Dina Goldstein, Canadian photographer and creator of the Fallen Princesses series may sue for unauthorized reproduction.

As much as Alive! is a not particularly good example of an influential or representative view of non-believers; the opinion of this month’s op-ed isn’t that far off that espoused by people like Oprah who do have influence and no doubt regard themselves as open-minded and liberal: atheists are miserable. Or in this case, atheists are Snow White and have no understanding of birth control. Either statement is about as accurate as the other.

 

What greater love could a nerdy biologist have?

June 9, 2015 • 12:30 pm

Reader William H. sent me a pdf of a Current Biology paper with this note:

I’m a dinosaur enthusiast, a passion that I acquired in childhood and has never left me.  The attached paper is interesting, but I bring it to your attention  because of the one of a kind occurrence at the end of the acknowledgements.  What, do you think, was the answer?

The title:

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The acknowledgments:

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If you’re a diligent reader, find out the answer!

My whale and sea lion encounter

June 9, 2015 • 11:00 am

Kris Rossing, a reader, is a Senior Aquarium Biologist at the Vancouver Aquarium, undoubtedly the best such facility (for both display and research) in Canada. Kris spends his time tending and studying endangered frogs (see a story here), and, when he heard I was coming to Vancouver, he kindly invited me to a behind-the-scenes look at the Aquarium, saying he’d try to wangle a Beluga Whale Encounter and a Sea Lion Encounter. How could I refuse?

Yesterday I made the hour-long trek from Richmond (site of the conference and hotel) to the Aquarium in Stanley Park, met Kris, saw the frogs and other stuff, and had my Marine Mammal Encounters. I’ll post about the latter today, and show more photos of frogs, snakes, and other sea creatures in the next day or so.

After a look at some rare and endangered frogs, Kris took me to the beluga whale tank and handed me over to one of the trainers/keepers, who made me don a waterproof vest-cum-life-jacket, and we entered the tank. After a call and a quick slap on the water with the keeper’s hand, and the young female whale came over.  These whales are highly trained to respond to voice commands, hand commands, and whistles, which is useful for both petting them and doing a veterinary examination. Here I got to pet one; their skin feels taut and rubbery, like an inner tube. (All photos are by Kris).

3. Touching beluga

Belugas (Delphinapterus leucas) are Arctic in distribution, are the only white whale, and the only species in the genus. They lack dorsal fins but have a bit of a hump on the back that is said to help it remain stable under the ice. here is their range in blue.

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I got to feed it many fish and small octopuses. They don’t chew the small ones (herrings and the like) but swallow them whole.You simply drop the fish into the whale’s gaping maw:

4. Feeding beluga

Below is what you see when you feed a beluga. Unlike nearly all mammals, the teeth aren’t much differentiated—as you see below, they’re simple pegs.

I can’t remember how many fish each of these whales eats per day (there are 5-6 feedings each day), but the Aquarium goes through so much fish for its marine mammals that they have their own boat to fish for herring.

5. Beluga mouth

Here we’re feeling the head dome, or “melon” which the whale uses to echolocate. Sounds are emitted through the dome (which can change shape easily, as we saw), and are picked up through the lower jaw.

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Here’s a diagram of the auditory system of the whale and an explanation from Wikipedia:

Like most toothed whales it has a compartment found at the centre of the forehead that contains an organ used for echolocation called a melon, which contains fatty tissue. The shape of the beluga’s head is unlike that of any other cetacean, as the melon is extremely bulbous, lobed, and visible as a large frontal prominence. Another distinctive characteristic it possesses is the melon is malleable; its shape is changed during the emission of sounds. The beluga is able to change the shape of its head by blowing air around its sinuses to focus the emitted sounds. This organ contains fatty acids, mainly isovaleric acid (60.1%) and long-chain branched acids (16.9%), a very different composition from its body fat, and which could play a role in its echolocation system.

The beluga has a very specialized sense of hearing and its auditory cortex is highly developed. It can hear sounds within the range of 1.2 kHz to 120 kHz, with the greatest sensitivity between 10 and 75 kHz,where the average hearing range for humans is 0.02 to 20 kHz.The majority of sounds are most probably received by the lower jaw and transmitted towards themiddle ear. In the toothed whales, the lower jawbone is broad with a cavity at its base, which projects towards the place where it joins the cranium. A fatty deposit inside this small cavity connects to the middle ear. Toothed whales also possess a small external auditory hole a few centimetres behind their eyes; each hole communicates with an external auditory conduit and aneardrum. It is not known if these organs are functional or simply vestigial.

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Here’s a shot I took of the ear, which is certainly vestigial, although, as noted above, it may be slightly functional. It’s the very small indentation behind the eye (if you see the eye as the center of a clock, you’ll see the tiny opening, surrounded by a slight prominence, at lower left at about 8 o’clock).

6. Beluga ear

I asked the trainer if the whale would recognize hand commands if I made them. The experiment worked:

8. Jumping beluga

I also had a “squirting experience”: they offered me a choice of getting pretty wet (whale spits water on you) or fully drenched (whale soaks you with a well-aimed slap of the tail). I chose the Moderate Drench, and I have a movie of it that I’ll post soon. The whales can also make about ten really cool sounds through their blowholes, and they can make a given sound on a given command (there’s also a “make a random sound” hand command, and a “make another random sound different from the previous one” command.) I filmed that and have audio.

Then it was time for the Sea Lion Encounter with Steller sea lions and fur seals (Fur seals are really sea lions, as they have external ears with flaps. Genuine seals don’t have external ears, but earholes.) The “pinnipeds” are an unranked clade that includes three families: the Odobenidae (walruses, only one living species), Otariidae, or sea lions, which include fur seals (15 species in all), and the Phocidae, or true seals (17 species).

The first pinniped I encountered was a female Steller sea lion (Eumetopias jubatus). They are highly trained in three ways: for examination (e.g., presenting bellies, teeth, tongue, flippers for vet inspection), for research (to enter chambers that measure their metabolism, carbon dioxide emission, etc.), and for play (standing on their front flippers, playing dead, etc.). Here’s a smallish female. I got to feed her many fish but in this photo she’s vocalizing (loudly!):

10. Steller's sea lion

The range of the animal. Decline in numbers has been alarming lately, and they’re listed as either threatened or endangered depending on the population. This is likely due to reduction in their fish stocks, which could be caused by human depredation, climate change, or both:

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But my favorite pinniped was the northern fur seal (Callorhinus ursinus; I met another female), a gorgeous, small creature with luxuriant fur and huge, liquid black eyes.

Here I am feeling her fur. It’s so thick that the undercoat doesn’t even get wet. They lie down for stroking on command. Only the sea otter is said to have more luxurious and thicker fur, but killing any of these animals to make coats should be a hanging offense!

13. Feeling seal

Feeding the lady seal with herring. (The shaved patch on her back reflects experiments with Velcro-attached tags that were glued to the fur to see what kind of tags would work but not impede movement. The tags were removed and the fur will grow back when she molts soon.)

14. Feeding seal

The range of the northern fur seal (dark blue dots are breeding colonies). The species was severely reduced by hunting (clubbing them to death!), but trade in these was severely restricted in 1911, representing the first international treaty trying to conserve any species. There is still a bit of hunting in northern Canada and Russia.

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This was a wonderful moment. The keeper/trainer told me to sit very still, not touch the seal, and she would tell it to kiss me! Sure enough, she issued a hand-and-voice command, and the seal came up to me and nuzzled my face with hers— and I felt its whiskers! Being kissed by a fur seal has got to be one of the highlights of my life as a biologist:

15. Kissing seal

Many, many thanks to Kris, to the trainers and keepers who took time out of their day to educate me and let me feed and play with the animals, and the other gracious people I met at the Vancouver Aquarium.  I’ll have more pictures and movies to show soon, but if you’re in Stanley Park, Vancouver, you might drop by.

The Aquarium is one of the biggest tourist attractions in the city, and the part that regular visitors see is very well set up. I was highly impressed by the bond between keepers and animals, and their concern for their charges. 7 days a week, each animal gets fed and played with (or trained) 5 or 6 times a day. And the veterinary facilities are superb. I do have compunctions about keeping animals like belugas in small tanks, but I have to say that some of my opposition was tempered when I saw how much these people love their animals and how well they treat them. I noted, for instance, that every pinniped’s weight is checked constantly and is known to the keepers to the nearest kg. At any rate, let’s not debate that issue in the comments below.

Readers’ wildlife photos

June 9, 2015 • 9:15 am

As I’m rushing to get ready to leave, we’ll have a truncated version of the RWPs today.

First, from Stephen Barnard, a female northern harrier (Circus cyaneus):

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Three of his resident bald eagles (Haliaeetus leucocephalus), a parent and the two rapidly-growing chicks:

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And baby birds from Diana MacPherson:

Here is a cute photo of a couple of English Sparrow fledglings (Passer domesticus) waiting for their parents to feed them. They fly quite well, even with their stubby little tails, so I think they are spoiled!

 

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Tuesday: Hili dialogue (and lagniappe)

June 9, 2015 • 7:45 am

Today I fly to Toronto to give a book talk tomorrow to the Centre for Inquiry chapter there. I’ll also be on the t.v. talk show “The Agenda” with Steve Paikin, taped tomorrow. It’ll be a busy day. Then I fly back to Chicago on Thursday to start preparing for the Big Road Trip. Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili is trying to preach the Golden Rule, but she’s doing it rong!

Hili: Love thy neighbour!
A: Or what?
Hili: Or else!

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In Polish:
Hili: Kochaj bliźniego swego!
Ja: Bo co?
Hili: Bo zobaczysz!

And. . .lagniappe! reader Ken Phelps, who sent four photos (I’ll post two) of the Unholy Duo in their Saturday-evening conversation.

Krauss & Dawkins. Hand held with available light from back of room = low resolution, but still got some personality.

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And yours truly, photographed by Melissa Chen.

In disguise, lecturing as Jerry Coyne:

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Disguise removed, revealing Professor Ceiling Cat:

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Kitten Rescue Clickbait

June 8, 2015 • 2:34 pm

by Grania

Reader Mark sent Jerry this sweet story about a kitten that had to be rescued from a Tesla Model S by a team of helpful humans.

 

What can we learn from this?

  • Kittens have no shame when it comes to inconveniencing humans.
  • Kittens may have reasonably good taste in cars.
  • Kittens are adorably cute, especially when they are doing their best Help! Help! impression.