Caturday felid trifecta: two hungry cats devour 20 sardines, novel cat feeder, and BAFFTIME!

August 15, 2015 • 7:30 am

Now here’s a hungry pair of cats! This video, labeled “2 cats eating nearly 20 raw fishes (Not even a single piece was left!”, also comes with a LOLzy caption:

It was a feast for our cats. They got almost 20 raw fishes to eat. They eat the whole food even though slowly ! The fish’s name is sardine . A fish which was not sardine was also there in the plate. The male cat (black and white one) didn’t eat it after taking it from the plate, but the female cat (calico cat) ate it at the end. What the male cat did just after eating the food was interesting, he climbed a big tree to catch a squirrel ! (That video was already been uploaded in this channel)

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A gentleman named Benjamin Millam designed a clever machine that forces his housebound cat Monkey to hunt for its food. (The full explanation is at the link, and there’s a shorter piece at Laughing Squid). First the video.

Here are its internal workings from Millam’s site (clearly this man deeply loves his moggie; this was a lot of work!):

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Finally, Deveoh has a number of photos of animals having a bath (TRIGGER WARNING: D*GS!). Lots of them enjoy it, but the cats clearly don’t, as evidenced by a few of the photos, with the best one first:

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Anger:

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Overwhelming fear:animal-baths-reactions-2Injured dignity:

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And the most pathetic kitten ever:animal-baths-reactions-16

h/t: Steve

Saturday: Hili dialogue

August 15, 2015 • 6:00 am

Last night we had a corker of a thunderstorm: the kind you get only in the Midwest.  Rain was pouring down and diffuse lightning, visible not as bolts but as sudden and silent illumination of the sky, occurred constantly. Had it not been the middle of the night, I would have tried to film it. So, it’s Saturday today, which means grocery shopping and an oil change for the CeilingCatMobile. Life goes on. Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, the Inseparable Pair have taken a stroll to the Vistula. Cyrus has now become part of Hili’s staff, as reported by Malgorzata in an email to me yesterday. You should already know that Hili signals her desire to come inside by jumping on the windowsill, which means that a human must go out, remove her from the windowsill, and carry her inside (she won’t deign to enter on her own legs).

A moment ago Cyrus became quite agitated and whined. Of course, we knew why: Hili was on the window sill and we didn’t notice. So, you see, he is taking care of her and serving her to the best of his abilities.
The dialogue:

 

Hili: It’s very beautiful here.
Cyrus: Indeed it is.
Hili: I wonder why other cats don’t come here with their dogs.

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In Polish:
Hili: Tu jest bardzo pięknie.
Cyrus: Masz rację.
Hili: Zastanawiam się, dlaczego inne koty nie przychodzą tu ze swoimi psami?

 

How did this fox get to a second-story windowsill for a nap?

August 14, 2015 • 2:45 pm

What??? A fox napping on a windowsill in Notting Hill?

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I couldn’t figure out how this Honorary Cat™ got up there, but Bored Panda suggests an answer:

This sleeping fox was spotted by London resident, author, and editor Rachel Johnson. While it’s difficult to come across a sleeping fox anywhere, it’s particularly unusual to find one napping on the second story window ledge in Notting Hill! The sighting took place on Thursday; as to how the fox got down, it remains a mystery.

“It must have got up via the scaffolding on the house next door,” Johnson told the Standard. “People were coming out of their houses with telephoto cameras – but luckily no-one decided to shoot it! It was rather a sitting duck there on the ledge. There are lots of them in the neighbourhood, always in the gardens – they seem to own the place. But when I saw this one it was hard to feel the same sense of rage.”

h/t: Su

The cockeyed strawberry squid

August 14, 2015 • 1:45 pm

The strawberry squid (Histioteuthis heteropsis), also known as the cock-eyed squid, is famous (as you can also tell if you parse the Latin binomial) for the huge disparity in the size and form of its two eyes. That’s evident from this gif:

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Now, before you watch the explanatory video below, or read Wire‘s recent piece on its eyes, form an evolutionary hypothesis about the disparity—one that involves natural selection. How could you test it?

Think! (It’s not obvious, and of course the explanations you’ll hear are speculative). The truth is, what the video and article say sounds good, but we have no idea if the form of natural selection they suggest really acted to produce this bizarre morphology.

Okay, watch the video, and then read the piece above.

And remember, folks, squids, like all cephalopods, are molluscs—in the phylum Mollusca.

 

My INR5 talk about free will—or rather, our lack of it

August 14, 2015 • 12:45 pm

I don’t think I’ve posted this, or knew till today that it was even on YouTube, but I’ll put it up for the record. It’s my talk called “You don’t have free will” that was given at the Imagine No Religion meeting in Vancouver in June.

Of course many will disagree with my views, but I try to emphasize the implications of determinism rather than the semantic squabble between “compatibilists” and “incompatibilists.”

The Islamist theology of rape

August 14, 2015 • 11:00 am

Yes, the title of this post is provocative, but no more so than the title of the New York Times article by Rukmini Callimachi (“ISIS enshrines a theology of rape”) about ISIS’s buying and selling of Yazidi sex slaves and the rape of young girls who aren’t even in their teens. (This is apparently one of a series of pieces about ISIS that will appear, and this one is particularly horrifying.)

I’m constantly inundated with emails and attacks by people who claim that the perfidies of militant Islam are due to the West, not to Islam itself. Religion is largely exculpated. And yes, I’ll admit that some terrorist attacks by Muslims have been exacerbated by Western activities, but I can’t exculpate religion itself as a cause of this divisiveness.

And when the divisiveness takes the form of ISIS’s systematic, bureaucratically-organized rape of Kurdish non-Muslims—people who can’t be responsible for any colonialism—and when that rape is justified by citing the Qur’an and the will of Allah, then it’s hard to pin the rapes on colonialism. You may say that these rapists are merely using the Qur’an as an excuse, but what would happen without that excuse? Might the situation be at least a little better?

I do want to emphasize that the main point of the New York Times piece (and of my piece here) is the horrors of rape endured by the Yazidis —a religious sect of Kurds characterized by Wikipedia as monothesistic but by ISIS fighters (and the Times) as polytheistic, and therefore a religion of infidels. Because Yazidis are seen as infidels, it’s considered okay—nay, a blessing—to rape their women. That’s where the theological justification comes in, which the Times piece mentions over and over again. What is really horrible is the minute organization of how Yazidi women are abducted (men and boys beyond puberty are simply executed), and how contracts are drawn up for their sale and “use.” A few excerpts, beginning with the powerful opening of Callimachi’s piece:

In the moments before he raped the 12-year-old girl, the Islamic State fighter took the time to explain that what he was about to do was not a sin. Because the preteen girl practiced a religion other than Islam, the Quran not only gave him the right to rape her — it condoned and encouraged it, he insisted.

He bound her hands and gagged her. Then he knelt beside the bed and prostrated himself in prayer before getting on top of her.

When it was over, he knelt to pray again, bookending the rape with acts of religious devotion.

“I kept telling him it hurts — please stop,” said the girl, whose body is so small an adult could circle her waist with two hands. “He told me that according to Islam he is allowed to rape an unbeliever. He said that by raping me, he is drawing closer to God,” she said in an interview alongside her family in a refugee camp here, to which she escaped after 11 months of captivity.

There’s more:

The systematic rape of women and girls from the Yazidi religious minority has become deeply enmeshed in the organization and the radical theology of the Islamic State in the year since the group announced it was reviving slavery as an institution. Interviews with 21 women and girls who recently escaped the Islamic State, as well as an examination of the group’s official communications, illuminate how the practice has been enshrined in the group’s core tenets.

The trade in Yazidi women and girls has created a persistent infrastructure, with a network of warehouses where the victims are held, viewing rooms where they are inspected and marketed, and a dedicated fleet of buses used to transport them.

You can read about the horrific details in the piece; some of the accounts of rape of girls as young as 11 and 12 are very hard to take. But of course according to Muslim scripture, Muhammad himself took a nine-year-old as his wife and had intercourse with her.  That, combined with the demonization of non-Muslims, must surely help justify what’s going on with ISIS.

Repeatedly, the ISIS leadership has emphasized a narrow and selective reading of the Quran and other religious rulings to not only justify violence, but also to elevate and celebrate each sexual assault as spiritually beneficial, even virtuous.

“Every time that he came to rape me, he would pray,” said F, a 15-year-old girl who was captured on the shoulder of Mount Sinjar one year ago and was sold to an Iraqi fighter in his 20s. Like some others interviewed by The New York Times, she wanted to be identified only by her first initial because of the shame associated with rape.

“He kept telling me this is ibadah,” she said, using a term from Islamic scripture meaning worship.

When the Yazidi women are abducted, they’re put in buses with covered windows (because the women themselves aren’t properly covered), transported to holding centers, and then graded as if they were cattle. Then they’re sold.

In the parking lot the same fleet of Hajj buses was waiting to take them to their next destination, said F. Along with 24 other girls and young women, the 15-year-old was driven to an army base in Iraq. It was there in the parking lot that she heard the word “sabayafor the first time.

“They laughed and jeered at us, saying ‘You are our sabaya.’ I didn’t know what that word meant,” she said. Later on, the local Islamic State leader explained it meant slave.

“He told us that Taus Malik” — one of seven angels to whom the Yazidis pray — “is not God. He said that Taus Malik is the devil and that because you worship the devil, you belong to us. We can sell you and use you as we see fit.”

If this is based on colonialism, or revenge toward Western incursions, why have Yazidis been raped but not Christians or Jews? A University of Chicago scholar explains:

[Matthew]. Barber, of the University of Chicago, said that the focus on Yazidis was likely because they are seen as polytheists, with an oral tradition rather than a written scripture. In the Islamic State’s eyes that puts them on the fringe of despised unbelievers, even more than Christians and Jews, who are considered to have some limited protections under the Quran as “People of the Book.”

Not all Muslims, of course, agree with the acts themselves or the theology that ISIS uses to sanction rape. I’m not demonizing the entire religion here, though I do consider Islam the world’s most harmful faith. Rather, I’m demonizing its most extreme efflorecence, which is to some extent enabled by not only more moderate Muslims, but those misguided Westerners who completely exculpate religion. As a recent Atlantic article argued, ISIS appears to be bringing back ancient, caliphate-based versions of Islam. And, according to one author quoted in the Times piece, “these institutions need to be revived because that is what the Prophet and his companions did.”

I’ll give just one more excerpt, which suggests that Jewish and Christian captives are now in for the same fate. After all, though they’re “people of the book”, they’re still nonbelievers in Allah. My emphasis in this passage:

The Islamic State recently made it clear that sex with Christian and Jewish women captured in battle is also permissible, according to a new 34-page manual issued this summer by the terror group’s Research and Fatwa Department.

Just about the only prohibition is having sex with a pregnant slave, and the manual describes how an owner must wait for a female captive to have her menstruating cycle, in order to “make sure there is nothing in her womb,” before having intercourse with her. Of the 21 women and girls interviewed for this article, among the only ones who had not been raped were the women who were already pregnant at the moment of their capture, as well as those who were past menopause.

Beyond that, there appears to be no bounds to what is sexually permissible. Child rape is explicitly condoned: “It is permissible to have intercourse with the female slave who hasn’t reached puberty, if she is fit for intercourse,” according to a translation by the Middle East Media Research Institute of a pamphlet published on Twitter last December.

Say what you will about the motivations of ISIS. Say that the theology is just a cover for the natural tendency of men in war to rape their captives (but notice that this is not always official policy).  Say that exactly the same thing would happen if ISIS weren’t a religious organization, but merely some xenophobic group lacking any religion. I don’t believe those claims, but I’m sure some will make them. But what you cannot credibly say is that this is the fault of the West for unfairly maligning Islam or invading Islamic lands.

h/t: Merilee

Oklahoma homeschool “science fair,” associated with state university, perverts science by making it support God

August 14, 2015 • 9:20 am

From yesterday’s issue of lostogle.com, a site for news from Oklahoma, we hear that the University of Oklahoma, a public institution, has apparently gotten itself entangled with a homeschool “science fair” that prioritizes faith over fact—in fact, it contaminates the science with God. The site reports this:

Yesterday afternoon, an Ogle Mole alerted me to a strange webpage hidden on OU.edu (OU.edu/science), the official website for the University of Oklahoma. The page has to do with the Oklahoma Homeschool Science Fair, an annual event which aims to help kids discover science and engineering.

That page has now mysteriously (!) disappeared; this is what you get when you click on the link above. Go Sooners!

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. . . but you can see that page via the Wayback Machine, and here are the goals of the fair:

OKLAHOMA HOMESCHOOL SCIENCE FAIR

All 1st through 12th grade homeschool students in Oklahoma are invited to participate in the Oklahoma Homeschool Science Fair.

Goals

  1. See the consistency and detail of God’s creation

  2. Apply scriptural lessons, truths, principles to science topics

  3. Provide more than a science test can offer; variety, hands-on experience, thinking and reasoning, application and enjoyment

  4. Teach the scientific method

  5. Integrate all the academics: reading, writing, spiritual application, science facts, math, drawing conclusions, art, graphing, typing reports, oral presentation and time management

There is also this requirement:

All exhibits must include scripture and give reference pertaining to the subject matter of the project. Some ideas are not specifically mentioned in the Bible, but there are some verses that develop principles that can be related to your project. The intent is to relate all areas of science to the Creator of the universe.

Oy vey, that’s some “science”! So here we see science as confirmation bias, for the first two goals mandate that what the homeschoolers present should be consistent with the Bible, and be interpreted in light of scripture.  A real science fair would simply have rules 3, 4, and 5 (minus “spiritual application”).  And of course there are no projects that would subvert the “consistency of God’s creation,” like the messy details of evolution. How would they comport the “dead genes” in our own genome that have been inactivated by mutation (genes that are active in our relatives), with God’s plan. Was He being sneaky and testing our faith, or did he just have a bad day?

The site also points to the fair’s Facebook page:

I located the Oklahoma Homeschool Science Fair Facebook Page. They have photos of projects from 2013 and 2014. They look like typical science fair projects are first glance, but when you actually read what’s on the board you can see those first two goals being met:

Here are some of the entries on the Facebook page. Note the scriptural emphasis:

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Poor kids! They’ve already been forced to shoehorn science into their indoctrination. Lostogle also gives the name and email address of the University of Oklahoma professor—an engineer, of course—who’s apparently the liaison between the University and the science fair, but I’ll omit it here in case the University (as suggested by the missing webpage) has decided to sever its connection with the event.

h/t: Ken Howard