Welcome to the Lusty Month of May! It’s May 1, 2026, and we should all be singing this song from “Camelot”. This version of “The Lusty Month of May’ comes from the stage cast and is sung by Julie Andrews, who unaccountably declined to appear in the movie and was replaced by Vanessa Redgrave.
Here’s the May illustration from the Très Riches Heures du Duc de Berry, illustrating the Hôtel de Nesle, the Duke’s mansion in Paris:
It’s also International Workers’ Day (“May Day“), Law Day, International Space Day, International Sauvignon Blanc Day, Global Love Day, International Tuba Day, International Chocolate Parfait Day, National Salad Day, Save the Rhino Day, Pesach Sheni (the “second Passover”), and No Pants Day.
Apparently the British equivalent, “No Trousers Day,” was three months ago, and a lot of people rode the tube sans trousers (“pants” in the UK means “underpants”). Here’s a video:
A picture of the returned Vashti. What a sweet hen! Pictures will follow shortly to address the doubters.
Readers are welcome to mark notable events, births, or deaths on this day by consulting the April 1 Wikipedia page.
Da Nooz:
*I don’t like redistricting–creating new Congressional districts and often new seats in the House–unless it’s based on changes in population size and density. There are mathematically sophisticated ways of redistricting that divide up states based purely on population numbers. Now, however, it’s often done to create ethnic “voter equity” or to increase one party’s seats in Congress. I don’t like either form of gerrymandering, and now, according to the NYT, the Democrats are regretting having started the process a decade ago.
Not long ago, Democrats had dreams of restoring fairness to America’s grotesquely gerrymandered political maps.
Their party began a major push for independent commissions to draw congressional districts after President Trump and Republicans swept into power in 2017. Democrats, panicked about Republicans’ structural gains after the 2010 census, succeeded in enacting such commissions in Colorado, Michigan and Virginia, while Republicans mostly kept politically minded state legislators in charge of drawing maps in red states.
Now Democrats are finding that their old good-government policies have become bad politics.
Their idealistic push for fairness is, it turns out, no match for the Republicans’ maximalist redistricting effort. The independent commissions that Democrats pushed for eight years ago, along with ones in Washington State and California that predated Mr. Trump’s rise, have complicated the party’s redistricting fight.
After the Supreme Court’s ruling on Wednesday to further weaken the Voting Rights Act, a decision likely to lead to a rush of new maps before the 2028 election if not this year, blue-state Democrats are finding themselves regretting that they had sought to give away redistricting power to outside commissions.
“One of the lessons of the Trump era is a failure of imagination about how many norms they would break,” said Phil Weiser, the Democratic attorney general of Colorado who backed his state’s independent redistricting referendum in 2018 and is now supporting a ballot initiative to undo it. “You could say we should have been thinking ahead. We didn’t foresee this.”
At Mr. Trump’s urging, Republican lawmakers in the last year have redrawn congressional maps to help their party in Texas, Missouri and North Carolina. Democrats responded in California and Virginia by asking voters to undo past referendums that created independent redistricting bodies. In both blue states, voters agreed.
Then came the events of this week, when the Supreme Court ruling appeared to give Republicans new opportunities and Florida Republicans passed a new map designed to flip four Democratic seats.
I repeat: there should be no redistricting except to balance population sizes among Congressional districts. The Republicans started the latest round of violating that principle, but now the Democrats are catching up. It’s the tragedy of the commons, with the commons being states. Who knows what effect this will have on the midterms. I still think the House will flip to Democratic in November, but I’m not betting on it.
*Speaking of which, the Republican governor of Louisiana has suspended upcoming primary elections so the state can undo race-based redistricting that was enacted a while ago.
Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry (R) told Republican House candidates Wednesday that he plans to suspend next month’s primary elections so state lawmakers can pass a new congressional map first, according to two people with knowledge of the calls.
The move follows a Supreme Court decision earlier in the day that found Louisiana had unlawfully discriminated by race when it created a second majority-Black congressional district under legal pressure. A new Louisiana map would position Republicans to gain one or two seats in the midterms as they fight to hold their narrow majority in the House.
A spokesperson for Landry declined to comment on his plans for the primary. But the governor, along with Louisiana Attorney General Liz Murrill (R), said in a statement Thursday that the Supreme Court’s decision no longer requires the state to hold “congressional elections under the current map.”
“Yesterday’s historic Supreme Court victory for Louisiana has an immediate consequence for the State,” Landry and Murrill said in the statement. “We are working together with the Legislature and the Secretary of State’s office to develop a path forward.”
The 6-3 decision limited a key provision of the landmark Voting Rights Act and could lead to Black Democrats across the South losing their House seats. Most states are unlikely to be able to redraw districts in time for the November midterm elections, but Louisiana could be one of the exceptions.
Election officials sent ballots to overseas voters weeks ago. It’s unclear whether the governor’s suspension would apply only to primaries for the six House seats, or include other elections, including the heated Senate primary that pits Sen. Bill Cassidy (R) against Rep. Julia Letlow (R). Louisiana has six House seats, two of which are held by Democrats.
If Landry suspends the House primaries but not other contests, primary voters would have to go to
Here are Louisiana’s congressional districts, which are clearly gerrymandered. If you go to the article link above, you’ll see they match almost exactly the area with a proportion of blacks above 50%. Apparently the Republicans want to dismantle that, pronto.
*The Democratic governor of Maine has dropped out of the upcoming Senate race because of lack of funds, leaving a “progressive” Democrat to square off against a popular incumbent Republican Senator in a blue state.
Maine Gov. Janet Mills on Thursday dropped her bid for the U.S. Senate, pointing to a lack of campaign funds to keep up in one of the most competitive races in the country that quickly became a reflection of an internal party debate over which candidates can win in high-profile contests.
The move now thrusts political newcomer Graham Platner, an oyster farmer almost no one knew a year ago, as the expected Democratic front-runner against longtime Republican Sen. Susan Collins, whose seat Democrats are targeting in their effort to win control of the closely divided Senate.
“While I have the drive and passion, commitment and experience, and above all else – the fight – to continue on, I very simply do not have the one thing that political campaigns unfortunately require today: the financial resources,” Mills said in a statement. “That is why today I have made the incredibly difficult decision to suspend my campaign for the United States Senate.”
. . . Mills, a two-term governor and longtime Maine politician, was seen as one of Democrats’ top 2026 recruits when she entered the Senate race last year. She had the backing of Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer and prominent left-leaning advocacy groups hoping to unseat Collins in the chamber, which has 53 Republicans, 45 Democrats and two independents who caucus with the Democrats.
. . . Meanwhile, Schumer and Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee Chair Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand, both of New York, said they would work with Platner to defeat Collins.
“Our North Star is winning a Democratic Senate majority, and over the past year, Senate Democrats have carved out multiple paths to do that,” their statement said.
Platner has a checkered past, and although he’s running as a “progressive”, his past stands and remarks hardly align with that label. In one way they do, though: he’s repeatedly called Israel’s defense against Hamas a “genocide”, and, according to Grok (with references), he has “called for an immediate and total cutoff of U.S. military aid to Israel, and framed the U.S.-Israel relationship as morally compromised. These positions are central to his campaign messaging.”
Meh. This is the kind of person who’s a lodestar for the Democrats and a Hamas for the Jews.
*This is not a case of trans-identified men competing with women in a race, but cis males swapping places with women in a South African marathon. I don’t know how the ruse wasn’t discovered at the finish line, save that it was likely a mixed-sex race.
Two male runners who were discovered fraudulently competing on behalf of female colleagues in a top South African marathon have been disqualified and could face two-year bans from the event, along with the two women.
The two women runners swapped their bibs with the two men, who both finished within the top 10 in the women’s half-marathon at the Two Oceans Marathon in Cape Town last Sunday, initially denying those slots to two female runners.
But the cheating was discovered by a marathon board member, and the men were disqualified from their 7th and 10th place finishes. Two women were belatedly recognized instead.
Larissa Parekh was accused of having Luke Jacobs run on her behalf, and Tegan Garvey was accused of having Nic Bradfield run on her behalf, marathon board member Stuart Mann said. All four runners face disciplinary action that could include two-year bans from the event, Mann said.
The annual Two Oceans race is one of South Africa’s iconic marathons and includes a 56-kilometer (34.7-mile) ultramarathon and a 21.1-kilometer (13.1-mile) half-marathon. The event attracts over 16,000 participants and finishing among the top 10 is a significant achievement for most runners.
Click the screenshot to go to an Instagram report. One of the men posted a picture of himself (below) on social media wearing a woman’s bib, which revealed the deception. I guess that both men and women ran together, which might make it harder to detect that the two imposters were in fact men. What it shows, of course, is the average advantage that biological men have over biological women in sports. The women who gave their bibs to men should be banned for at least two years.
*A gigantic Steller sea lion (Eumetopias jubatus) named “Chonkers” is grabbing all the headlines in San Francisco. where he’s often found chilling on Pier 39.. Weighing in at a full ton, he’s twice the weight of the usual California sea lions (Zalophus californianus).
San Francisco’s newest star isn’t part of a show, and you won’t find him at the ballpark or the basketball court, but he’s large and in charge – literally.
“Chonkers,” an estimated 2,000-pound Steller sea lion at Pier 39, is attracting visitors from far and wide.
“He’s massive,” Linda Helkin of Brisbane, Australia, said Tuesday. “Just lying there, didn’t have a care in the world.”
“Chonkers” is noticeably larger than the California sea lions that usually hang out at Pier 39. Large adult male California sea lions generally weigh between 800 to 1,000 pounds, while Steller sea lions are about double in size.
“Chonkers” has been hanging around Pier 39 for the last month or so. According to the Pier 39 harbor masters, he’s come to visit occasionally over the last few years.
Pier 39’s Sheila Chandor said he’s likely here now because the bay offers plenty to feed on.
“Right now, the fact that he’s staying this long means that there’s a lot of food source close by to where we are,” Chandor said. “It’s a good sign. It means the bay is healthy, we’ve got plenty of fish around.”
According to the harbor masters, the best time to get a look at “Chonkers” is in the morning until roughly 9:30 a.m. and in the later afternoon and evening. During the middle of the day, he’s usually out in the bay fishing.
Here’s a video. Look at that chonk!
Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili is attentive to the garden, but I suspect she’s speaking metaphorically:
Hili: The same thing again.
Andrzej: What do you mean?
Hili: Weeds grow faster than grass.
In Polish:
Hili: Znów to samo.
Ja: Co masz na myśli?
Hili: Chwasty rosną szybciej niż trawa.
*******************
From Things With Faces, a goofy onion:
From Jesus of the Day:
From The Dodo Pet:
Masih applauds the expulsion of the Iranian football chief from Canada. I’m not sure I agree that sports should be a political football (pardon the pun).
Iran football chief expelled from Canada in airport showdown over IRGC ties!
I welcome the deportation of Mehdi Taj from Canada sends alongside millions of Iranians because we are united against sportswashing.
This didn’t happen in a vacuum for years we Iranians inside and… pic.twitter.com/McFeJvbymF
— Masih Alinejad 🏳️ (@AlinejadMasih) April 30, 2026
From Luana. It’s Springtime at the U of C, and the pro-Pals have created their parallel university, complete with public prayers:
🚨 Day Three of UChicago’s “Popular University” featured ICE intervention training, a student repression panel with recently arrested students, a Rojava reportback, “Palestine Before 10/7″ with FJP, and “Anti-Black Structural Violence + Radical Resistance.” pic.twitter.com/Fvm34Fj3eI
— Stu Smith (@thestustustudio) April 29, 2026
Day two:
🚨 Day Two of UChicago’s “Popular University for Gaza” has professors teaching “Iran War + US Empire,” the Grenadan Revolution, ICE resistance, political prisoners in “Babylon,” and more.
Check the previous thread for the “rules” of this alternative university. https://t.co/eXRJDK3u57 pic.twitter.com/4WL8bdir6z
— Stu Smith (@thestustustudio) April 28, 2026
Da Roolz:
Here is their own explanation of the rules.
It is something else to see deans described as people who are “here to find a way to hurt you or jeopardize your education.”
They also confirm exactly what “cover your face” means in practice: hide your identity to avoid being singled… pic.twitter.com/P6czuicAkM
— Stu Smith (@thestustustudio) April 28, 2026
From J. K. Rowling, who noticed that people have trouble saying that the Golders Green attack in London affectsed Jews. Even mentioning the affected group is apparently verboten:
Why do leaders of the Greens have such difficulty naming the particular demographic likely to be most ‘shaken’ and ‘affected’ by two men from their community having their throats cut on a London street? pic.twitter.com/sKMA4p1bre
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) April 30, 2026
From Simon: Jerome Powell shows a sense of humor rare at the Fed:
no professional economist has ever been or will ever be again this funny on purpose https://t.co/CnJUfbtQsF
— Charlotte Lee (@cljack) April 30, 2026
One from my feed. Where does the squirrel get the cookie?
A woman always feeds this squirrel, and the squirrel returned the favor by leaving a cookie out for her.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/ibIO1dF4O4
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 30, 2026
One I reposted from The Auschwitz Memorial:
After writing the lyrics to "Song of the Murdered Jewish People," this Jewish poet, Ithak Katzenelson was himself gassed. You can hear the song here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrWQ…
— Jerry Coyne (@evolutionistrue.bsky.social) 2026-05-01T10:54:24.531Z
One from Dr. Cobb; theodicy from SMBC:
Brought to you by the All Theodicy compilation of SMBC, coming 2035.COMIC ◆ http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/infini… PATREON ◆ http://www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm…STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
— SMBC Comics (@smbccomics.bsky.social) 2026-04-15T22:30:09.398Z
In a similar fashion, The Times this morning has two major articles on rising anti-Semitism in the UK without once mentioning Islam or suggesting where the attacks are coming from.
Thanks to Luana (as always). Swift Quad looks to be not too far from Botany Pond. Has there been a large crowd there these last few days? Do they use sound amplification during regular classroom hours? Are they masked? Do they block sidewalks or otherwise harass regular students who are just passing through? Last year, the deans on call were a sick joke in some cases egging on the encamped palis. Do the deans on call this year actually represent the university’s claimed policies?
Yes, there’s been a crowd and people marching out, but I didn’t get a close look at them.
The deans on call here aren’t really deans, but people appointed to adjudicate issues. But they are a joke, as I showed a while back: they don’t do squat and some of them dress and paint their nails in Palestinian colors. They do not enforce the University’s policies–not when I have asked them to.
It would be good to eliminate all gerrymandering.
It would also be good if illegal immigrants did not count toward apportioning congressional seats. One of the main reasons Democrats like open borders so much is that they benefit politically from undocumented migrants.
I like your occasional forays into SMBC but you missed a trick with https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/forbidden because it even has a duck! Of course, it lacks verisimilitude, but that is comics for you.
Off topic, but the boss will like:
The Charlie Kirk Act — introduced by Rep. Gino Bulso and Sen. Paul Rose — requires public universities to adopt two excellent free speech reports from the University of Chicago.
The first is the Chicago Statement, the gold standard for statements of commitment to free speech, which reaffirms the university’s “fundamental commitment” to the principle that debate must not be suppressed simply because others object.
The second is the Kalven Report, which plainly states the principle of institutional neutrality: “The university is the home and sponsor of critics; it is not itself the critic.” Universities that fail to remain neutral on the issues of the day prompt self-censorship by students and faculty who disagree with the institution’s official views and fear disciplinary action for dissenting from them.
https://expression.fire.org/p/the-critics-are-wrong-about-tennessees
Well, Republicans say they are redistricting because of population size. Gerrymandering is almost as old as the Republic, though, having been named after Elbridge Gerry, one of the signers of the Declaration. Every one decries gerrymandering, but I have not seen a single proposal for an objective districting scheme.
Also, today is Lei Day in Hawaii.
I would think a legitimate scheme would be to draw districts that are aimed at electing republican and democratic representatives in some proportion to their voters. If 25% of the state voters chose the Democratic Party in the last election, draw districts so that a democratic candidate might take 1 out of 4 seats.
The sea lion who identifies as Chonkers is awesome. The gerrymandering not so much. It’s a cheating scam that fixes elections and locks our extremist politics in place.
As I mentioned yesterday, it is fascinating how the Pal poo-encampments trend towards the more prestigious unis: in the US and Australia.
Are crappy schools’ woke kids hanging their heads: “We’re not important or snazzy enough to simp for bloodthirsty terrorists…”
….
or
….
the lower ranked schools don’t get Qatari money?
I think it is a combination of factors, plus embarrassingly un-self aware elites.
D.A.
NYC 🗽
If you have to get caught with your trousers down, there is a day for it. Let it be then.
My favourite district used to be Illinois’s 3rd. But now I think Texas’s 33rd is prettier. I heard that Maryland has a strong a competitor but I couldn’t find one that looked the part.