Here’s the real dialogue as recounted by Andrzej on Listy. If you read this morning’s post, you’ll have seen the photo below and were asked to make up a dialogue. Most of the made-up dialogues were very good, indicating that people really do read the “real” dialogues.
Here’s the exchange Andrzej posted with the photo, and, given the fact that neither Andrzej nor Malgorzata took a vacation since I’ve known them, you won’t have come close, though.
Andrzej: Just a few more days and I’m taking a week off.
Hili: You’re not capable.
Andrzej: You’ll see for yourself.
In Polish:
Ja: Jeszcze kilka dni i biorę sobie tydzień urlopu.
Hili: Nie potrafisz.
Ja: Zobaczysz

Good one.
The Hili Dialogue
Accept No Substitutes
Although #8 of the fake Hili Dialogues was pretty good. Made me chuckle.
+1 😁