Today’s Jesus and Mo strip, called “save,” came with the email admonition, “So, you’d better pick the god who threatens you with the worst hell if you don’t pick him!” It’s a form of Pascal’s wager, I suppose.
Jesus ‘n’ Mo ‘n’ Perdition
February 20, 2019 • 9:15 am
Salvific. I had to check myself on that one. It would be interesting to see apologists of the major religions and their spin-offs do “data-derived” assessments of their respective brands’ Salvificity Ratings. I’ll take a stab at one: ” This week, the Jehovah’s Witless Salvificity Rating is 144,000/9,754,477,382!
I’m showing 0.00001476245! Not sure what is implied. Care to elaborate?
It’s simple.
The numerator is the number of true believers allowed into heaven (the various bibles clearly state this number) and the denominator is an estimate of the number of people who have ever lived since the alleged magical Jesus character is claimed to have first existed.*
*I’m guessing somewhat on the second number since it is greater than the number of people living today but appears smaller than the number who have ever lived.
Jesus and Mo know how to roll with the religion. That is how they get holy rollers.
Tnx. Jesus ‘n’ Mo always make me grin.
Yes, a particularly good one.
I’d like to have a beer where that bartender tends.
Good one!