by Grania
Good morning! TGIF and all that.
Apollo 10 was launched today in 1969, in 1980 Mt St. Helens erupted and killed 57 people in the most damaging eruption in US history.

OK, the next aural illusion is upon us. I don’t quite get the intended result, I hear ‘Brain-needle’ plus a noise. As with the previous example, what you hear is largely to do with the frequency / pitch balance in your playback device of choice, plus your ability to hear high or low frequencies. This one adds aural priming as well.
Think the Laurel or Yanny thing is weird?
You can hear the words ‘Brainstorm’ or ‘Green Needle’ based on which word you think about. Try it.pic.twitter.com/7TrS9XNhNR
— George Aylett (@GeorgeAylett) May 17, 2018
Illuminati confirmed

Dances with sharks
Look at this. Imagine doing this. It’s the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. Via https://t.co/BSbMq4J1yY pic.twitter.com/nULAO6qZoE
— Tom Chivers (@TomChivers) May 17, 2018
It wasn’t just cats that artists of previous eras struggled with.
A delightful baking rabbit from Lansdowne MS 451, f. 6r @BLMedieval @PiersatPenn pic.twitter.com/YQsuuMh3yr
— Ennius (@red_loeb) May 17, 2018
Some fascinating footage from Hawaii
Kilauea (2018) – Amaaazing Shots – Fire and Water 3.
.#lava #KilaueaEruption #KilaueaVolcano #volcano #eruption #hawaii #kilauea #vulcao #news #video #science #usa #nationalgeographic pic.twitter.com/w9SKZWEEo4— WeatherVideos (@weather_videos) May 16, 2018
Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose
Comic-Con 1389 pic.twitter.com/N9VYvbLnsj
— Socially Distant Brian Bucklew ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 (@unormal) May 17, 2018
Cheesy joke of the day.

Duet for felid and hominid
https://twitter.com/StefanodocSM/status/997035337351393280
Attack of the looming sitter. I hope everyone is okay.
#TBT to that time I photoshopped a giant cat around London #fogcat pic.twitter.com/2vH3LGK8Vt
— AJ Jefferies (@moonjam) May 17, 2018
And a claim that may or may not be true. England has its fair share of rude place names too.
#Map shows that nobody does rude place names better than #Australia. Nobody!
Source: https://t.co/BqLuCDmzIU pic.twitter.com/SKXlg0JlRT— Simon Kuestenmacher (@simongerman600) May 18, 2018
Finally, the real reason we are all here: a cat that never forgets the true priorities of life.
Hili: A few more repetitions and I’m ready.A: And then?Hili: Then I have to eat something.

Hili: Jeszcze kilka ćwiczeń i będę gotowa.
Ja: A potem?
Hili: Potem trzeba coś zjeść.
Hat-tip: Susan, Matthew, Heather
Pretty sure I met a man from Puke…
Brain needle like you!
I hear ‘brain needle’. Very pithy…
Indiana has ‘Floyds Knobs’. This is a suburb of Louisville, Kentucky (across the Ohio River), as well as a geological feature (part of the Knobstone Escarpment of southern Indiana).
There’s the town of Knob Noster in Missouri, and Knob Hill apartments in Kansas City, and in the Ozarks, there’s the geological/botanical wonder known as “bald knobs”, named after the grassy, treeless tops of hills/mountains in the area (can also be found in Appalachia) and groups of pro-North Civil War vigilantes in the Ozarks were known as “bald knobbers”.
Gobblers knob…
The map clearly shows that New Zealand does rude names better than Australia if you correct for land area.
I note most of those are in South Island.
But if you follow the link to the Twitter thread, you can see that Tassie outdoes NZ, and the rest of Oz, quite comfortably:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dddp0PyUQAA1j4w.jpg
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I’d say so. Tasmania wins. I’m not a spring chicken by a long shot, but I confess that until I read this post, I had no idea that the word “knob” carried a salacious connotation. Now I see it has several. And I thought I knew all about salacious meanings.
Seem to have a knob fixation there. Herr Doktor woulda had a field day had he ever taken a voyage to the antipodes.
There’s a probably very Southern and religious community on the Eastern Shore of Virginia named Onancock.
I always laugh when I see that on the map. 🙂
Especially considering the story of Onan in the Bible.
The giant cat thing has been done before: Kitten Kong
The show is The Goodies and the reporter is Michael Aspel who was quite a famous personality in Britain in the 70’s.
Grania, you should replace Jerry full time. You are the best!
No, you can’t actually, fully, replace Jerry, since he’s a unique inter-webs presence. I do agree with the appreciation for Grania’s fine contributions. A wonderful post Grania. Thanks.
Aside from the he rude stuff, I recently found my little jar of ash from Mt. St. Helens that I got from some relatives’s rooftop all those years ago. As a kid I thought it pretty neat to hold something as exotic (to a Missouri kid) as volcanic ash!
The video of the lava is jaw-dropping. I’m mesmerized.
Some rude place names are deliberate- others are a matter of accident.
“Intercourse” was not a euphemism for sex until the middle of the 19th century, and the town of Intercourse, Pennsylvania was
so-named long before this became the case. (I’m told someone made a 15 minute film of a clothed couple walking through the streets thereof entitled “John and Mary in Intercourse”.)
Likewise, the usage of “beaver” to refer to the female pudenda dates from the late 1920s and started in England, so Arizona’s “wet beaver creek” is probably off the hook, although the fact that an especially deep part of that creek at a major bend is known as “the crack at Wet Beaver Creek” is amusing, and may be deliberate.
Here’s a comparable map of the United States.
https://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/1843796/size/tl-horizontal_main.jpg
I used to live near Pratts Bottom. Just down the road was Badgers Mount. A nearby village had (still has) a pub called The Cock Inn.
The lava flow in Hawaii may be what Congressman Mo Brooks of Alabama was referring to when he said that falling rocks were responsible for the sea level rise. Snicker. Snicker.