The news this morning is already grim, with a terror attack in Paris last night and another in Surabaya, Indonesia. The other predominant bit of news in Europe this morning is that Israel won the Eurovision. The song is utterly weird, but you can watch it here.
It’s Stevie Wonder’s birthday today, so that gives me the perfect excuse to listen to a couple of tracks from his prodigious catalogue.
On Twitter today:
Cats are kind and gentle and soft
A new and ingenious use for cats
— Renew Missouri (@RenewMO) May 13, 2018
It’s just as well they do not have opposable thumbs.
They're still evolving. pic.twitter.com/DbGEZE34r9
— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) May 12, 2018
So my cat fucking full on just walked in and dunked a fucking dead mouse in my fucking glass of wine and honestly I'm livid pic.twitter.com/Z8AvB5zcUA
— sleigh bell suter (@JonoScooter) May 5, 2018
A Spanish Millipede (I think) for you. pic.twitter.com/vpBj8WD61Y
— World of Moose (@World_of_Moose) May 12, 2018
And a fossil. Noah had a lot of seriously big marine predators to consider when he built his boat.
— LeslieLynnton Fuller (@IndyJazzBelle) May 11, 2018
Goldilocks: The Revenge
— WFAA (@wfaa) May 12, 2018
It is a mother’s job to embarrass her children
JFK asks his Mother (after Cuban Missile Crisis) not to contact Nikita Khrushchev again without asking him first: pic.twitter.com/7zEQiPvndU
— Michael Beschloss (@BeschlossDC) May 12, 2018
Lost in translation
It's been two years. So it's worth revisiting the time a friend was slightly confused by her + Jews! travel charger. Before she realised it was iSmart, upside down. pic.twitter.com/rKj39UNJGh
— Pádraig Belton (@PadraigBelton) May 11, 2018
Finally over in Poland Hili appears to be approaching apotheosis. Or at least, so she thinks.
Hili: In the beginning was the word and the word was “cat”.
A: And now you are inventing things, too.
Hili: Na początku było słowo kot.
Ja: Ty też zmyślasz.