15 thoughts on “Happy Easter!”

    1. I heard one years ago:
      Jesus was on the cross and called to Peter (I think; but, any one of them will do): “approach me, my son.”
      Peter approached.
      Jesus: “I can see your house from up here.”

    2. Never having seen an episode, but … has anyone done a CSI-style spoof of Easter?

  4. “Jesus Christ is risen.”

    What an absurd thing to tw**t. Did it happen at midnight, Vatican time? Where’s the photo op?

  5. Jesus comes out of the tomb, looks down and sees his shadow–six more weeks of winter!

    1. Ah HA! That would be a great way to reduce the number of holidays, like they’ve done with Presidents’ Day. Let’s see, hibernation…resurrection…. Hiberection Day? Resurnation Day? Maybe we could just swap the Easter Bunny out for the Ground Hog? The Ground Hog could fell the trees for the cross? Lot’s of options.

      1. Resurnation Day! We actually need it (except nix the god connotation and all). I’m feelin’ the Bern.

  6. Did Christ just rise today, and has that caused the triumph of love over hatred, etc? Because I think it’s supposed to be about 2000 years since he rose, and none of those things has happened.

    Jesus is coming — look busy!

  7. This is pretty pathetic. Is this feeble string of threadbare and trite platitudes the best that the head of the Roman Catholic Church can come up with?

  9. I want to know why the east always gets top billing!? I mean, when the heck is Wester going to be a thing?

    1. Somehow I am reminded of when I asked my father (as a 5 year old or so) where the “east pole” and the “west pole” of the earth were. (I later learned from Dan Dennett that during the early 1980s the east pole was at MIT, of course.)

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