Your prayers may be delayed. . .

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1. I came up with this a few years ago when Tebow was a household name:

   “Dear Praying People,This is God. I’m sorry but I can’t answer your prayers right now. Tim Tebow is fervently praying for Me to help him complete his next pass, and has promised to do that little thing he does every time he thanks Me (he looks so cute when he does that).Your prayer is very important to Me. Please stay on your knees and the next angel, saint or deceased relative will be on the line to intercede for you, and I’m really sorry for any deaths, illnesses or natural disasters that happen during the game due to My negligence.”

   1. Nice version.

2. Customer service problems have been so unreliable in Elysium that people are now sending their prayers to Zappos.

   1. 😀

3. So can Prof. Ceiling Cat expect a fump in the snotbox from the pope for this offence?

4. This topic is fertile ground for parody. You’d think that the churches would condemn this sort of thing – if they weren’t big businesses fighting for market share.

   http://pictoraltheology.blogspot.com/2015/01/pray-you-dont-get-sick-on-superbowl.html

5. Blow me down, Deflatriots, now that really is an immaculate reception. x

6. I think it was George Carlin who said, How can g*d get anything done if every schmuck with a 5 dollar prayer book gets through.

7. my opinion, best version of this idea is Feist’s song on Stephen Colbert’s Christmas special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_ZCxgp1eBQ

   1. Lovely.

8. Let it be shown for the record that the game saving interception happening because, “I had a vision and it came true,” in the prophetic words of Malcolm Butler.

9. *And that’s naturally “happened” though with the crazy intercess(ept)ions going on tonight, who knows? It may still be happening.

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