The Queen is pondering what would please her subjects, assuming, of course, that merely gazing on her splendor is sufficiently rewarding:
Hili: I have a serious philosophical problem.
Jerry: What problem?
Hili: I’m wondering what would please you more: my catching this toy with my paw or just me observing the toy?
In Polish:
Hili: Mam poważny problem filozoficzny.
Jerry: Jaki?
Hili: Zastanawiam się, co ci sprawi większą przyjemność? Czy jak będę łapała łapką tę zabawkę, czy jak będę się jej tylko przyglądać.
As if cats care what would please people!
Well, they certainly never would admit to it…even as they just somehow manage to be right there when you need them most….
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Right…they’re doing us a favor by just hanging out with us.
Exactly. Without them we would all be dead.
Hili surely will miss her loyal subject. One lap less to sit on, two hands less to give fuzzes…
Pleasing Prof. Ceilling Cat now will ensure his return to her. Regal cats know how to manipulate their subjects.
Scientist: Cats think you are just a big, stupid cat
Safe travels, Professor Ceiling Cat! Here’s a brief article on cats you might enjoy, hate or ignore, FYI.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/01/12/scientist-claims-that-your-cat-thinks-youre-an-overgrown-clumsy-idiot-of-a-cat/