by Greg Mayer
The cats in this video seem to mostly be saying, “When are these people gonna leave me alone?”, except when the people seem to have slathered chicken fat or catnip on some toy and then dangled it in front of the cat on a string. This is a temptation that even the most sophisticated cat finds it hard to resist.
h/t Andrew Sullivan
It took only few moments for order to disintegrate after the departure of the Almighty Prof. Dr. Oh Himmlischer Kater, as some would call him. Clearly, there was no hope.
In their despair, all creatures were convinced the world would end soon. What to do of their last hours of commiseration? There was no time to be lost – a fair amount of cheap narcotics was sprinkled onto every whisker on earth. Soon all felines were free of fear, dignity and any sense of taste. Now they could await death with indifference.
But wait! What if this was not the end? What if life on earth were to continue? Can these creatures’ dignity ever be restored? May there be a second coming of the Ceiling Cat to save them, for they had been lead astray?
Let us all join in prayer:
“Oh CeilingCat in Poland
free us from our sins…”
PS.: I am very sorry, I couldn’t resist.
That’s a much better story than what the christian made up.
A transparent attempt to cash in on internet cat lovers.
Would that it were opaque.