I’ve received only one entry in the cat beard contest, so if you enter, your chances of winning an autographed copy of WEIT—with your cat beard drawn in it—are high.
See examples of cat beards at the link above, and at links within that post. The contest closes June 10.

I don’t have a cat, and I warn people not to try this with Labradors. Too blinkin’ heavy for one thing.
And you’re bound to get a fat lip or lose a tooth.
Have you got a Labrador? Know where you can get a Labrador?
Daniel Dennett doesn’t even need a cat to get the same effect.
It’s because his beard is a cat! You can’t disprove it!
The small number of entrants should prove that your readers are very smart and they understand their cats. (Mine said things that would violate the posting policies of this website!)
Yes, very true.
My Siamese would have a fit if I tried this.
He is very wary and knows if I have nefarious business with him such as worming or putting him in the carrier.
Last time all he heard was me getting the carrier out of the back room and he was off like a rocket.
My tortoiseshell might be in it as she is a head-butter and likes to be picked up and cuddled.
Unfortunately I live alone with the nearest neighbour 1km away.
Also, I’m currently traveling around SEA and don’t get back until the 12th at the earliest.
I see a business opportunity for rent-a-cat.
Just an autograph? No kitteh drawing?
If nobody else enters, we win by default…right?
::high fives Reilly::
Moggy