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They’d be great soldiers if they could be convinced to do it.
Nice to see that The Army has a sense of humor and understands that Internet=Cats.
This Theory is Tested by Tard™,
Man — I love it.
Planck-Kittens
However, how do they know that they are really near each other? By the uncertainty principle at the quantum level the exact location of the kittens would not be ascertainable.
By the effects. When the quantum-kittehs purr, it shreds spacetime. That’s how they know the quantum-kittehs are near eachother… by observing the tears in the local spacetime…
And… why am I taking this seriously?
Because this is srs biznss!!!!!
Interesting indeed
Slightly off-topic but I went to the Atheist Shoes site. As it was in Dutch I used Google Translate. On scrolling through I came across some shoes going by the description “Kitten Testicle Grey” Mind boggled, any vet out there know if they are really grey?
Hahahahahaha.
No god, but there is still Ceiling Cat.
Very clever cartoon.
There’s a “Culture Warriors” video produced by the SMBC crew on that page also worth taking a few minutes to watch.
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What a terrible warning. It gives one paws.
Oh… but shredding local space time can be gauged away using quantum felid theory.
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Cute, but we all know QFT isn’t useful for grabbity. The theory goes the felid quantum must be distracted by strings.
That’s just a yarn, a product of woolly thinking.
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Ah, but this is much better:
Military working cat program underway at ‘The Old Guard’
Yes, the date matters.
They’d be great soldiers if they could be convinced to do it.
Nice to see that The Army has a sense of humor and understands that Internet=Cats.
This Theory is Tested by Tard™,
Man — I love it.
Planck-Kittens
However, how do they know that they are really near each other? By the uncertainty principle at the quantum level the exact location of the kittens would not be ascertainable.
By the effects. When the quantum-kittehs purr, it shreds spacetime. That’s how they know the quantum-kittehs are near eachother… by observing the tears in the local spacetime…
And… why am I taking this seriously?
Because this is srs biznss!!!!!
Interesting indeed
Slightly off-topic but I went to the Atheist Shoes site. As it was in Dutch I used Google Translate. On scrolling through I came across some shoes going by the description “Kitten Testicle Grey” Mind boggled, any vet out there know if they are really grey?