18 thoughts on “New Year’s resolutions illustrated by cats

    1. I always allow myself one pointless comment per posting since that is the only way to get follow-up emails. Unfortunately, I often forget the little check box. Which leads to repeated violations of my one-per-post rule.

  1. Ha, ha. I haven’t seen an overweight cat like the one in this video since the days I did volunteer work at a group home. The cat was so fat it could barely walk. Gross.

  2. And what book might that be that you intend to write? I’m hoping it’s about the idiocy of religion. Yeah, we’ve had a spate of them in recent years but we can always use another — and that includes one by me. But because of other projects (I’m co-writing a short comedy series for the Web) my book probably won’t be completed until the end of the year. Perhaps you’d like to look at the manuscript. It will be short and funny (done in a style much like my first book, “Letter to a Prohibitionist”). It will be the Ultimate Smackdown of religion. Ridiculing believers (well, because of the insane crap that they believe) and doing so with laughs, it’s gonna be a hoot! It’s guaranteed to piss off thin-skinned believers everywhere. Anyway, good like with your book.

    A priest walks into a hotel to get a room. The priest says, as the desk clerk hands him the key, “I hope the porn channel is disabled.” The desk clerk says, “No, it’s regular porn, you sick bastard.”

  3. Since aerobic exercise increases the flow of oxygen-rich blood to specific regions of the brain, therefore improving mental functioning, your dual focus should be an effective one.

      1. Ripping read, but his most middlebrow effort yet. I’m not sure he was properly taking the piss out of all those gun-nut characters.

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