Update: cats vs. dogs vs. babies poll

The results are still coming on on Pajiba’s cats vs. dogs vs. babies poll, and the data speak for themselves:

Cats are winning paws down, and the Squidly Minions have clearly hied off elsewhere. But don’t be complacent: the poll runs until May 10.  If you haven’t voted for the Forces of Cuteness, do so.  Although I’ve already declared a winner among the voters, we’re not moral because we expect rewards, right?

14 Comments

  1. Veroxitatis
    Posted April 24, 2012 at 4:28 am | Permalink

    Great, but isn’t this beginning to resemble a poll for for Sadddam Hussein!!

    • Dominic
      Posted April 24, 2012 at 6:03 am | Permalink

      If JAC were to hold a gun to our heads, then yes!

      • infiniteimprobabilit
        Posted April 27, 2012 at 1:56 am | Permalink

        What, you think Saddam was cute? 😉

  2. Hempenstein
    Posted April 24, 2012 at 4:32 am | Permalink

    Add owls to that and there’d be a different pattern.

    • Achrachno
      Posted April 24, 2012 at 7:04 am | Permalink

      Not when you have a cat-bot.

      • Posted April 24, 2012 at 8:37 pm | Permalink

        I RESEMBLE DAT REMARK.

  3. Posted April 24, 2012 at 5:12 am | Permalink

    we’re not moral because we expect rewards, right?

    Right, we’re moral because cieling cat iz wachin u masterbayt wen u shud b voten in dis pole.

    • Posted April 24, 2012 at 5:13 am | Permalink

      I all it Feline Command Theory. Really, if cieling cat iz no wachin u masterbayt, why not eat babies?

  4. Matt G
    Posted April 24, 2012 at 7:42 am | Permalink

    Paws down. Tee hee!

  5. Grania Spingies
    Posted April 24, 2012 at 12:38 pm | Permalink

    It seems that atheists don’t like babies after all.

  6. pwuk
    Posted April 25, 2012 at 4:51 am | Permalink

    toxoplasma gondii ?

  7. Posted April 26, 2012 at 8:36 am | Permalink

    28,772? 48 HOURZ AN ONLY 43 MOAR VOTESEZ?

    I’Z GONNA HAFTA DOES SOMETHING BOUT THAT. I NEEDED TO LOSE SOME WAIT ANYWAYS.

  8. Posted April 27, 2012 at 10:59 am | Permalink

    K. NAO IM SERIOUS… Total Votes: 28,800. IS TIEM 2 MAK “ALL OV TEH ABOOV” GO AWAY, 2.


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