Ingrate cat

17 thoughts on “Ingrate cat”

1. I was about to have to come here with a major case of J’accuse! You’re lucky . . . this time.

2. Good one. But justazaktly what is the relevance (if any?) of that tchotchke in the ash pit?

3. So does this mean we can look forward to a whole set of feline puns? That would cat-apult us towards a cat-astrophe etc etc.

   1. Or fireplace puns. I don’t have the hearth to start that though.

      1. Oh no, please no more puns. If you fan the embers of that nonsense, I’ll scuttle off.

         1. Apologies, I didn’t mean to put a damper on things.

            1. People like you should be fired.

            2. Or at least raked over the coals.

            3. I think fireplace puns are grate.

            4. HA HA HA! @ all of you!

   2. Fur sure. I’m going to flea.(or log out)

4. After reading Sam Harris’s recent essay on the dangers of wood burning fireplaces, I think they should all be replaced with ingrate kitties! 😉

5. Is that a-s(h)tray cat below?

   1. OOPS. Upon enlarging, I see it is a device for smoking pork.

6. Kitteh, kitteh, burnin’ brite
   In teh fyerplaiss of the WEIT
   What imortl paw or I
   Can ordur cheezburgerz, srsly?

   (A: Ceiling Cat.)

   H/t: Bill B.

   2. Or even “[GRIN]”

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