In the name of scientific inquiry: one intrepid man’s journey to the bottom of a vat of Diet Coke

August 7, 2015 • 2:47 pm

by Grania

Mark Twain apparently* once said: “Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do”. The man was and always will be correct on that point, but this could not be what he had in mind.

Then again, another wise man once said “Life is far too important to be taken seriously”. Mr Wilde was and always will be correct as well.

And the science behind it (god bless Wikipedia and all its minions):

The structure of Mentos is a significant cause of the eruption because of its nucleation sites. The surface of the mint Mentos is covered with many small holes that increase the surface area available for reaction (and thus the quantity of reagents exposed to each other at any given time), thereby allowing carbon dioxide bubbles to form with the rapidity and quantity necessary for the “jet”—or “geyser”—or eruption like nature of the effusion. This hypothesis gained further support when rock salt was used as a “jump start” to the reaction. Tonya Coffey, a physicist at Appalachian State University in Boone, North Carolina, confirmed that the rough surface of the Mentos candy helps speed the reaction. Coffey also found that the aspartame in diet drinks lowers the surface tension and causes a bigger reaction, but that caffeine does not accelerate the reaction. The geyser reaction will still work even using sugared drinks, but diet is commonly used both for the sake of a larger geyser as well as to avoid having to clean up a sugary soda mess.

Once the mint candies are added to the beverage, bubbles form around the surface of the mints and rise to the surface of the liquid. In addition, the density of Mentos is greater than the density of the drink, which results in the candy sinking. These two factors combined create the blast.

The potassium benzoate, aspartame, and carbon dioxide gas contained in Diet Coke, in combination with the gelatin and gum arabic ingredients of the Mentos contribute to the formation of the foam.

So there we have it: lots of holes, plus carbon dioxide, sweet non-nourishing aspartame and some gelatine equals KAABLOOIE! I would imagine ingesting the concoction is unwise and potentially embarrassing, which brings us to a third correct statement, this time from a psychotic computer named GLaDOS, “I’m doing science and I’m still alive.”

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*The quotes may or may not be accurate**.

** Except the one by GLaDOS which is absolutely accurate.

When good squirrels go bad

July 17, 2015 • 3:45 pm

by Grania

Recently we had a story which almost certainly wasn’t about a Sciuridaen nut thief. This time round it appears the feathery-tailed rodent actually is a miscreant. Well, maybe.

The Telegraph reports,

An “aggressive” squirrel has been arrested by German police officers after a woman complained it was stalking her.

Police in North Rhine-Westphalia received the bizarre emergency call on Wednesday from a woman who claimed the rodent was chasing her.

The woman, from Bottrop, tried to give the pursuant rodent the slip but eventually rang the police out of desperation.

It’s being fed honey and will be sent to a rescue shelter, so that is certainly a better fate than hard labor at a penal colony.

 

In Worcestershire in the UK, it’s even worse. The headlines of Entertainment.ie proclaim:

Squirrel breaks into pub, gets drunk and causes hundreds of pounds worth of damage.

When Sam Boulter, the secretary of Honeybourne Railway Club, came in the next morning, he thought that there had been a burglary and was about to call the cops, when he discovered the real culprit.

The floor was covered in broken bottles of beer, and he stated that the place had been “totally ransacked”, but when a squirrel staggered out from behind a box of crisps, he realised who was the guilty party.

I’m beginning to think we need to re-evaluate our trusting relationship with squirrels.

h/t Joyce

Nut Pilferers Anonymous

July 9, 2015 • 4:06 pm

by Grania

Cops with a sense of humor is a real thing sometimes. I occasionally browse through the Irish police Twitter account An Garda Síochána (I’m not going to try to explain how to pronounce it, just say “The Guards”) because it can be damn funny on an otherwise gloomy morning when you are stuck in traffic.

It seems that in Michigan, they have a sense of humor too.

The PuffleHo reports that around $128,000.00 of nuts have been stolen and the Shelby Township Police Department used this in their post to ask for public assistance.

I bet the real criminal won’t be nearly as whiskery.

Hat-tip: @OrAroundTen

How to do Twitter

July 1, 2015 • 3:28 pm

by Grania

This is an accidental Master Class in how to win at Twitter. As Dire Straits said “That’s the way you do it“.

This is a real news story from Germany that Boing Boing decided to be funny about and swap around the words in the headline, for reasons of extra clickitude. (That’s a word. Now.)

So then this happened.

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If you are still staring at this post with a furrowed brow and blank expression, or maybe an frustrated expression, it’s all full of Terminator references. Hasta la vista, baby.