Jesus ‘n’ Mo ‘n’ Islamophobia

March 25, 2026 • 8:15 am

Today’s Jesus and Mo strip, called “tsar”, came with a clarifying note:

QED. The Free Speech Union has a pretty good write-up on this.

Here’s the gist of that article:

Last week the Government published its long-awaited official definition of Islamophobia — now repackaged as “anti-Muslim hostility” — and announced that it will appoint an “anti-Muslim hostility tsar”.

The proposal forms part of the Government’s new action plan, Protecting What Matters, which ministers say is intended to “strengthen social cohesion” and “tackle division”.

The Free Speech Union — which was not consulted despite raising serious concerns about the impact the definition could have on freedom of speech — is launching a legal challenge against the Government.

The FSU has long warned that the definition would have a chilling effect on free speech and revive Britain’s blasphemy laws.

In practice, the definition amounts to a Muslim blasphemy law via the back door — 18 years after Parliament voted to abolish such laws. Writing recently in The Times, the former chair of the Equality and Human Rights Commission, Baroness Falkner, described the proposal as “a two-tier policy — the enemy of equality and of community cohesion — in its purest form” and “a key step towards a blasphemy law”.

The definition is vague and subjective, and the Free Speech Union fears that it will be weaponised to silence legitimate debate about Islam, Muslims, and Islamic beliefs, practices and history.

Although the Secretary of State, Steve Reed, has insisted the definition will not have a chilling effect on free speech, early reactions suggest otherwise. Within 45 minutes of the announcement, the pro-Gaza independent MP Iqbal Mohamed asked whether the definition could be incorporated into the Seven Principles of Public Life — the standards that public office holders, including MPs, are expected to follow.

There are in fact no blasphemy laws in most of the UK.  As Wikipedia notes,

Blasphemy laws dating back to the medieval times were abolished in England and Wales in 2008 and Scotland in 2021. Equivalent laws remain in Northern Ireland but have not been used for many years.

And here’s the official UK government definition of “Islamophobia”. Bolding of the problematic parts—parts that could chill anti-Islamic speech—is mine.

Anti-Muslim hostility is intentionally engaging in, assisting or encouraging criminal acts – including acts of violence, vandalism, harassment, or intimidation, whether physical, verbal, written or electronically communicated – that are directed at Muslims because of their religion or at those who are perceived to be Muslim, including where that perception is based on assumptions about ethnicity, race or appearance. It is also the prejudicial stereotyping of Muslims, or people perceived to be Muslim including because of their ethnic or racial backgrounds or their appearance, and treating them as a collective group defined by fixed and negative characteristics, with the intention of encouraging hatred against them, irrespective of their actual opinions, beliefs or actions as individuals. It is engaging in unlawful discrimination where the relevant conduct – including the creation or use of practices and biases within institutions – is intended to disadvantage Muslims in public and economic life.

Of course promoting criminal attacks against any religious groups should be illegal, but that is action, not speech. In the U.S., criticism of Islam, or even of Muslims because of their perceived beliefs, is legal under the First Amendment. In the U.S. you can, for example, say “Gas the Jews,” or “The Jews control the world”.  Saying similar things about Muslims or members of other faiths is similarly legal.  The only criticism of Jews, Muslims, Christians and the like that is prohibited in America includes words designed to immediately provoke predictable violence (whether that be personal “fighting words” or public proclamations), and defamation,

You can see where the definition shades into prohibiting criticizing the religion itself, and the problematic use of “inferring intent”. It’s a slippery slope, and I suspect that this law will have the opposite effect of strengthening social cohesion and reducing divisiveness in the UK.  Importantly, since there are no equivalent laws for any other religious group (as far as I know), Jesus’s criticism is on the mark. This is what happens when a group demands special privileges for itself, and those privileges are granted because of fear of a hostile reaction if they’re not granted.  Below, Mo shows precisely the kind of reaction that proponents of the law say will not happen:

We’ll see what Charlie Hebdo makes of this.

Jesus ‘n’ Mo ‘n’ Scientology

March 18, 2026 • 9:00 am

Today’s Jesus and Mo strip, called “Minor 2” came with a note that it’s “a resurrection today, from the more innocent time of 2007.”

This is a good strip because it makes the point that the claims of many “standard” religions, when laid out in black and shown to someone who hasn’t been religious, seem just as silly as the claims of Scientology, which do involve Xenu, space travel, volcanoes, and hydrogen bombs. (They don’t tell that to novice Scientologists.) For example, Wikpedia lays out the beliefs of Scientology in its “Xenu” article:

Xenu (/ˈzn/ ZEE-noo), also called Xemu, is a figure in the Church of Scientology‘s secret “Advanced Technology”, an esoteric teaching held sacred by adherents.  According to the “Technology”, Xenu was the extraterrestrial ruler of a “Galactic Confederacy” who brought billions of his people to Earth (then known as “Teegeeack”) in a DC-8-like spacecraft 75 million years ago, stacked them around volcanoes, and killed them with hydrogen bombs. Official Scientology scriptures hold that the thetans (immortal spirits) of these aliens adhere to humans, causing spiritual harm.

These events are known within Scientology as “Incident II”, and the traumatic memories associated with them as “The Wall of Fire” or “R6 implant“. The narrative of Xenu is part of Scientologist teachings about extraterrestrial civilizations and alien interventions in earthly events, collectively described as “space opera” by L. Ron Hubbard. Hubbard detailed the story in Operating Thetan level III (OT III) in 1967, warning that the “R6 implant” (past trauma) was “calculated to kill (by pneumonia, etc.) anyone who attempts to solve it”.

The Church of Scientology normally only reveals the Xenu story to members who have completed a lengthy sequence of courses costing large amounts of money.  The church avoids mention of Xenu in public statements and has gone to considerable effort to maintain the story’s confidentiality, including legal action on the grounds of copyright and trade secrecy. Officials of the Church of Scientology widely deny or try to hide the Xenu story. Despite this, much material on Xenu has leaked to the public via court documents and copies of Hubbard’s notes that have been distributed through the Internet.

Scientology has done a lot to try to prevent its dictates from being known, but it’s too late. And those dictates are not that much sillier than the Christian myth of a scared Jesus who was God/Son of God, came to Earth, was killed, came back to life, and ascended to Heaven, with belief in this being helping you to have a pleasant eternal life rather than burning in hell.  Every faith I know of, down to those of Cargo Cults, is based on irrational beliefs or unproven claims about the supernatural (some forms of Buddhism may be exceptions so long as they don’t belief in karma or successive rebirths).

But I digress. Here’s the cartoon: