Click below to read about Oreo, a tuxedo cat in South Carolina who is always first in line at the donut shop.
Excerpts:
From classic glazed to wild, gourmet flavors, donuts are probably some of the most delicious and satisfying treats, and in Chapin, South Carolina, many people love to start their day by getting some at their local bakery, called Chickenbutt Donuts. Yet there’s always one furry guy who gets in the line first.
Local stray cat Oreo is the most loyal client of all. The cat is obsessed with Chickenbutt’s sweet treats, so he refuses to let anyone into the bakery before him.
“We open at 6am. Line starts behind this guy,” Chickenbutt Donuts shared on their Facebook next to the hilarious photos of the cat patently sitting right in front of the door and looking inside.
It appears that Oreo does this every single morning before sunrise, while bakery staff are still preparing trays of donuts and fritters for their opening.
“Business hours do not apply to him because he is cat. Assist him right meow,” one of the commenters wrote.
“See, this is how it really works, you actually tricked him! He saw the word chicken in the name of your business and thought you served chicken. You should be ashamed for tricking the poor cat!” another one added.
“You guys should make him a chicken donut!” the other one noted.
All photos from the FB page of Chickenbutt Donuts (what a name)!


From classic glazed to wild, gourmet flavors, donuts are probably some of the most delicious and satisfying treats, and in Chapin, South Carolina, many people love to start their day by getting some at their local bakery, called Chickenbutt Donuts. Yet there’s always one furry guy who gets in the line first.
Local stray cat Oreo is the most loyal client of all. The cat is obsessed with Chickenbutt’s sweet treats, so he refuses to let anyone into the bakery before him.
“We open at 6am. Line starts behind this guy,” Chickenbutt Donuts shared on their Facebook next to the hilarious photos of the cat patently sitting right in front of the door and looking inside.
It appears that Oreo does this every single morning before sunrise, while bakery staff are still preparing trays of donuts and fritters for their opening.
“Business hours do not apply to him because he is cat. Assist him right meow,” one of the commenters wrote.
“See, this is how it really works, you actually tricked him! He saw the word chicken in the name of your business and thought you served chicken. You should be ashamed for tricking the poor cat!” another one added.
“You guys should make him a chicken donut!” the other one noted.
They don’t say how many or what kind of donuts Oreo eats, but he’s a chonk!:

While for many of us, waking up before 6am may seem painfully early, this cat doesn’t seem to make a big deal of it since he knows how delicious the freshest donuts can be.
The stuff from Chickenbutt Donuts explained that Oreo has been a staple in their little corner of White Rock for a good long while.
“We all keep food on hand for him, and the good people at SIR make sure he’s got cover when the weather gets rough. After the wild success of this morning’s post, it seemed like a good time to introduce him to the world!” shared the bakery right after their first publication’s about the cat, which instantly went viral, and also noted that sometimes they just can’t help but give in to the cat’s desires.
And that can be perfectly seen in another post by Chickenbutt Donuts where the short clip shows the cat running to get a bite of a donut.
“Chonky boy got his donut, y’all!” the bakery wrote next to the video.
The cat really seems to like the taste of the soft treat, as well as the cuddles that always come on the side.
While the residents of Chapin might not always get the first delicious treats at Chickenbutt Donuts’, they are also not mad about the situation since they love to see their furry neighbor waiting at the front door.
Actually, here he is nomming a plain donut, If they love him, I hope they only give him a bite or two every day.

You can vote at the site, too. Here are the results so far:
. . . and here’s a video. But I hope someone would give Oreo a forever home and cut down on his pastries!
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The site My Jewish Learning has an article on “Judaism and Cats” (I’d read an article on any religion and cats so long as it didn’t describe killing or hurting cats). Click below to read.
Actually, I was distressed to learn that many ancient Jews were not all that fond of cats and thought they killed babies! But some had them as pets (I’d like to know what their names were.):
Alhough cats were commonly kept as pets in the ancient Near East, especially in Egyptian society, cats are not mentioned often in traditional Jewish sources. In fact, small cats are not mentioned in the Hebrew Bible at all, though some of their larger relatives, particularly lions, feature prominently. But the Talmud does mention cats several times. There, they seem to occupy a crossroads between wild and domesticated, dangerous and helpful.
In Shabbat 51b, for example, the rabbis are discussing which items worn by animals are necessary for human safety and control and which are not (because unnecessary equipment on the animal is considered a burden the animal should not carry in public spaces on Shabbat). The rules are different for domesticated and non-domesticated animals and it is in this context that cats appear as an example of an animal that is not domesticated — yet sometimes accompanying humans and wearing a collar.
The image of a cat as a wild animal is most pronounced on Bava Kamma 80b where a cat tragically attacks a baby and severs its hand. This initiates a discussion among the sages about the safety of keeping cats. Rav, clearly affected by the attack on the baby, makes the following declaration:
With regard to a cat, it is permitted to kill it (even if it is privately owned); and it is prohibited to maintain it in one’s possession; and it is not subject to the prohibition against theft; and, in the case of a lost cat, it is not subject to the obligation of returning a lost item to its owner.
Obviously designed to discourage cat ownership, this ruling also reveals that in the rabbis’ world there were in fact people who kept cats as pets. In response to Rav’s declaration, the Gemara offers another teaching that describes why some people might have found cats useful around the house:
This is typical Jewish argumentation about issues. And there’s more. Here’s one more except:
Other texts in the Talmud also recognize cats as useful mousers (see Bava Metzia 97a), and they are even admired for their prowess as hunters. However, their predatory nature is also considered a liability, especially to chickens (see Peah 3:7 and Hullin 52b).
Modern pet owners sometimes remark that cats, on average, do not view their owners as masters with reverence or obedience in the way dogs do. A similar sentiment is found in the Talmud:
The students of Rabbi Elazar asked him: For what reason does a dog recognize its master, while a cat does not recognize its master? Rabbi Elazar said to them: If it is established that with regard to one who eats from that which a mouse eats, eating that item causes him to forget, with regard to the cat, who eats the mouse itself, all the more so does eating it cause it to forget. (Horayot 13a)
Rabbi Yohanan, on the other hand, sees cats as one of several animals whose behavior teaches an important lesson: “Even if the Torah had not been given, we would nonetheless have learned modesty from the cat.” (Eruvin 100b). Why? Because cats are discrete and cover their own excrement.
Well, cats do recognize their “masters,” they just don’t see them as masters! To read more about ancient Jewish pilpul about cats, click on the headline above.
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The third item is a link to 50 cat memes, and I’ll reproduce but six (I believe they were all created by the owners of the Pizzacat account; see below). You can see them all by clicking on the headline. The post adds this:
But since you clicked on this post in the first place, I assume you already knew that. So I’ll stop pussyfooting around and invite you to scroll down to find a list full of original memes masterfully crafted by the Pizzacat Instagram account.
While you’re at it, make sure to check out a conversation with the creators of Pizzacat, Mat, and Jacquelyn, who kindly agreed to tell us how the viral meme was born.
Note that the Pizzacat is photoshopped; the authors warn you not to put your cat’s head through a hole in a pizza!
The photos are all credited BoredPanda.com but also “the_pizzacat”:
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Lagniappe: LOOK AT THIS KITTEN!
— Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social) 2024-12-25T14:48:22.247Z
Extra Lagniappe:A 70-second video of a dg trying to pwn a cat. That dg needs to go to obedience school!
























































