The latest Jesus and Mo, called “plan2” is an older strip but characterized as one “in which Christianity is explained”. When it’s put this way, the nonsensical nature of the story becomes clear.
Jesus ‘n’ Mo ‘n’ a primer on Christianity
April 3, 2026 • 9:00 am
But the best part about the whole plan is that despite god being a total fuck up thus far, Christians believe that very, very soon, he will return with the perfect formula for paradise.
Ah yes, the perfect formula for paradise. My best guess is there are about as many versions of paradise as there are Christians (and Muslims and etc.).
Try replacing “god” with “Trump” and “Christians” with “MAGA” and see how that works…
Sorry, as written that doesn’t quite work for me. But it does work if we replace “spilling my own blood” with “spilling as much other blood as it takes”.
“The dawn of time” is not a problem, since nothing, including time, exists outside of its relationship with him (piss be upon him).