by Grania
Good morning, welcome to Thursday!
In history today:
- 364 – Roman Emperor Valentinian I appoints his brother Flavius Valens co-emperor. Nepotism is sweet.
- 1776 – Juan Bautista de Anza finds the site for the Presidio of San Francisco.
- 1854 – Crimean War: France and Britain declare war on Russia.
- 1910 – Henri Fabre becomes the first person to fly a seaplane, the Fabre Hydravion, after taking off from a water runway near Martigues, France.
- 1979 – A coolant leak at the Three Mile Island’s Unit 2 nuclear reactor outside Harrisburg, Pennsylvania leads to the core overheating and a partial meltdown.
Notable birthdays:
- 1743 – Yekaterina Vorontsova-Dashkova, Russian academic and politician (d. 1810)
- 1832 – Henry D. Washburn, American politician, general and explorer (d. 1871)
- 1868 – Maxim Gorky, Russian novelist, short story writer, and playwright (d. 1936)
- 1922 – Grace Hartigan, American painter and educator (d. 2008)
- 1942 – Daniel Dennett, American philosopher and academic (Happy birthday!)
Today in Poland there are deep reflections on the passage of Time. Or food. Probably both.
Hili: Do you remember when we had our breakfast?
Cyrus: I have a feeling that it was a long time ago.
Hili: How the time flies.
(Photo: Zuzanna Frydrych)
In Polish:
Hili: Czy pamiętasz kiedy jedliśmy śniadanie?
Cyrus: Mam wrażenie, że dawno temu.
Hili: Jak ten czas leci.
(Foto: Zuzanna Frydrych)
From Twitter:
Brexit isn’t the only thing giving politicians a chance to display their grip on the issue of the day.
https://twitter.com/PhillyD/status/1110988585757335552
We present one of the leading minds of the 11th century
"This is the real solution to climate change: babies…the solution to so many of our problems at all times and in all places is to fall in love, get married, and have some kids." –@SenMikeLee on @AOC and @SenMarkey's Green New Deal pic.twitter.com/QdDEZJFIYs
— Justice Democrats (@justicedems) March 26, 2019
Trolling, or living dangerously.
Me: Husband, please stop leaving empty wrappers on the kitchen surface.
Husband: pic.twitter.com/BdfFCVVN4R— Lizzie Swann (@LizzieSwann1) March 26, 2019
Cute animals
https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1111012847008374784
Unintentionally awesome
https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/status/1110973971233734657
An amazing view of the ISS
An amazing view of the International @Space_Station taken by Szabolcs Nagy on March 24, 2019 from London with a Skywatcher 250/1200 Flextube dobson telescopehttps://t.co/cmb2PC2JDg pic.twitter.com/aiu7WcAa9Q
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973b) March 26, 2019
Something to soothe your nerves
https://twitter.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1110682340613939200
Click through on the tweet for the answer
🎶One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?🎶Bonus points if you can ID family/species.
I will post the answer tomorrow (Wed) at 10am PDT#InvertEmpire pic.twitter.com/mFLOSFSC95
— InvertEmpire (@InvertEmpire) March 26, 2019
Contender for #NotTheSmartestDog
It's times like this with Jack that I feel justified in my decision to not explain animal behaviour with stuff like insight, reasoning and higher-order cognitive processes.. pic.twitter.com/HpIFl5Ej1G
— Mark Haselgrove (@MarkHaselgrove) March 27, 2019
Especially for Diana McP, Heather thought you would appreciate this one.
And just like that, the toilet roll spontaneously shredded itself, with no witnesses and no viable suspects. pic.twitter.com/EyL3VJKgJw
— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) March 27, 2019
A kind crow
https://twitter.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1110995460854968320
And finally, a sweet cat
https://twitter.com/EmrgencyKittens/status/1110930769034260480
Hat-tip: Matthew, Heather

The photo and caption of Hili and Cyrus pretty much says it all. Great one.
+1
In defence of the 13 MEP’s (and contra all the cheap-shot smartass Tw*tterati) I’d point out that often amendments limit or counter the proposed law, such that a vote for one is effectively a vote against the other. It is very easy to lose track of which way a vote is going.
(I don’t know what the amendment was or which way they voted).
cr
What the hell was Mike Lee even talking about. Oh look,
shiny thingfamily values.‘the courage needed to start a family’
Wtf? I’m not sure how much courage is needed to bonk like rabbits…
cr
More courage required of the distaff side of the union, perhaps, especially among some of Senator Lee’s fellow Utah Mormons.
Courage is needed to support the resulting bunnies.
What he was meaning to say was – none of these babies will make it to the age of 10 if we republicans have anything to say about it.
Is Mike Lee on drugs or something? Increasing the population will solve climate change? WTF is wrong with these people?
Lee is not on drugs, he’s on the fossil fuel lobby payroll to the tune of around $230k [from memory] & then there’s the perks**, value unknown & unreported, from the same sources.
** Guarantees of work after politics, tickets to this & that [or rather ‘guest of’ invites] shindig home or abroad, ‘working holidays’ & hosts/hostesses [or whatever is your thing].
I think Mike Lee was going for maximum disrespect for the Green New Deal and AOC. I think he overshot his goal by a wide margin and it came right back on him.
The Senator has an IQ to match the room temperature.
In Celsius.
If you had to choose one for CEO would it be [1] or [2]?
[1] Jack the experimentalist: R “nope” L “nope” R “nope” R “nope” L “nope” R “nope” L “nope” R “nope” R “nope” L “nope” R “nope” L “nope” “IF I SPIN & R?” “nope” R “nope, BUT IF I U-TURN & L?” “nope” R “WAG WAG WAG”
[2] Sen Mike Lee [R-Utah] the doofus: One of Sen. Lee’s visual aids during the speech depicted Pres. Ronnie Reagan on the back of a velociraptor being macho:
https://flic.kr/p/RzM34X
Soon after Congresswoman AO-C, head sponsor of the Green New Deal, issued a statement on Twitter regarding Lee’s comments:
I find myself in full agreement with AO-C’s sentiment regarding Lee. Senator Lee makes Idiocracy look like a documentary.
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That picture of Ronnie Raygun – that’s got to be a Poe, right? You’re kidding us, right? Howcome the whole House didn’t collapse in helpless laughter the moment he put that up…?
(Googles): Oh I see. Lee was being a total jackass deliberately. I suppose that’s the definition of a poe.
cr
I love the “Provocation” tweet. I always tell my partner that I genuinely like the sight of the occasional beer cap I leave on the kitchen surface (to his eyeroll).
Did the furore about Tracy Emin cross the Moat?
One of the furores?
She likes a good furore does Tracy – something to do with being an artist and subsisting on publicity.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Bed
Lizzie Swann’s refuse-leaving-on-the-counter husband does a mean MoMA pastiche, right down to the typeface, from the looks of it.
Ha ha I like the shredded TP. Also, I like the dog trying to get the sick through the fence. My dog is pretty good at that or she’ll get angry, drop it & bark for help but she usually either rams it through or twists it to get it in there. Her sticks have been eliminated as she tends to eat pieces off & get an upset stomach.
The lover of sticks. http://i1335.photobucket.com/albums/w666/ddmacpherson/IMG_0960_zpsdqwsoyo4.jpg
That isn’t a stick, it’s a blinking pole.
cr
A long pole.
I know. It’s funny how she manages to find big branches and pull them up on the deck. She isn’t allowed sticks on the house (or really outside if I see her with them but recently her hoard under the deck was discovered. She’d find sticks then go under there to chew them out of the rain/snow.
The cat obviously doesn’t like the next sheet at the front. Hang it down the back like any sane animal!
Yes!
This is the one you’ll love, Diana! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4gAZene0nI
Oh yes, that is one of my favourites because the cat puts the role as it should be.
Here’s hoping Dr. Dennett has many more pleasant seasons, steady winds, smooth waters, great speeches etc….
Seriously though, they need to install a laugh track in the Senate so that people know when to laugh at the Republican jokes. Otherwise they will just keep falling flat all the time.
You could literally hear the crickets chirping.
Lots of good stuff today. Fantastic picture of Hili and Cyrus, dog got his stick, dancing bears at the Teddy Bears’ Picnic, and an unbelievable friendship between a crow and a kitten.
The crow-kitten one is nearly 20 years old. Or the video camera it was filmed on was, and nobody could be bothered to set up the timestamp properly … no, that wouldn’t work.
And Cerberus also.
The dog video had a happy ending. Liked that.
I can’t help feeling that a crow would have solved it in seconds.
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