Friday: Hili dialogue (and Leon monologue)

December 29, 2017 • 6:30 am

Various bits by Jerry & Grania

Greetings from a very cold Europe!

Jerry’s sad because today is already the 5th day of Koynezaa (it ends tomorrow on my birthday), and greetings have been few on the ground and presents nonexistent! Do remember this six day holiday that celebrates The Wonder that is Coyne! For my birthday, instead of extorting readers or Facebook friends to donate to my favorite charity, I simply ask them to give fusses to a stray cat (or, if you really want to make me happy, adopt one).

Today’s Google Doodle in India celebrates the 113th birthday of Kuppali Venkatappa Puttappa, or, in the beautiful and local Kannada script, ಕುಪ್ಪಳಿ ವೆಂಕಟಪ್ಪ ಪುಟ್ಟಪ್ಪ. Also known as Kuvempu, Wikipedia describes Puttapa as “an Indian Novelist, Poet, Playwright, Critic and Thinker. He is widely regarded as the greatest Kannada Poet of the 20th century. He is the first among Kannada writers to be decorated with the prestigious Dnyanpith Award.”  Poetry is a big deal in India—much bigger than in America—and great poets are widely celebrated. Here’s the Doodle.

Kannada, by the way, is the local language of Karnataka, which includes Bangalore. There are so many languages in India that many people from different areas communicate in English or Hindi, but often locals in some areas don’t speak Hindi well.

A cat zinger from the official Downing Street Mouser.

 

In nearby Wloclawek, Leon is sad as he didn’t get any presents, which is weird because Hiroko kindly sent him (and Hili) some “cat’s snacks” from Japan, as well as some dog treats for Cyrus. When I asked Malgorzata why Leon was sad when he had gotten presents, she responded, “You didn’t notice the word ‘today’. Leon got presents every day during the holiday. Now, when the holiday is over, he is complaining.”

Leon: What, no presents today?!!!

And in Winnipeg we have a special Christmas Gus photo. As his staff notes:

Gus demonstrates the latest thing in cat toys. (There is a pile of half a dozen toy mice just outside the picture frame…)

 

Here’s sweet story from The Dodo about a hero vet who looks after animals who have “fallen on hard times“.

And from Poland the inscrutable couple are having an ineffable conversation. I think.

Hili: What’s the time?
Cyrus: Nine o’clock.
Hili: You are just guessing.

In Polish:

Hili: Która może być godzina?
Cyrus: Dziewiąta.
Hili: Zgadujesz.

Hat-tip: Matthew

27 thoughts on “Friday: Hili dialogue (and Leon monologue)

  1. … … two items:

    i) in re “that is Coyne,” is it now okay
    to refer to WEIT’s host only as … … Coyne
    ? cuz of the past, I am aware that there are
    a few appellations quite preferred and a few
    so loathed ? as in “Happy Birthday, Coyne ?”

    ii) in re Dr Howard Ralph, his analysis in re
    what he refers (within the linked article) as
    to the absence in educations of the “respect
    for wildlife,” is spot – on. And .the. prime
    reason I appreciate WEIT and Dr Coyne’s
    and Dr Ralph’s dedicated works to remedy that
    absence.

    Haaaappy, Happy Birthday tomorrow, Dr Coyne.

    Blue

    1. Jerry doesn’t like being called “Coyne”. He prefers “Jerry”. If you wish to be more formal, you could call him “Dr Coyne”, but definitely not “Coyne” on its own.

        1. … … and, Ms Diane G / Ms Hastie, in addition to the respect for our host, .that. — “a regular commenter here” — is .the. reason I ask. Rules or no.

          Respectfully = Merry Everything and
          … … Happy Always !

          Blue

  2. Jerry’s sad because today is already the 5th day of Koynezaa (it ends tomorrow on my birthday), and greetings have been few on the ground and presents nonexistent!

    Maybe we can mollify him by securing a Coynezaa greeting from VP Pence that “Jerry Coyne is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful bl*g-host I’ve ever known in my life.” (How long was that guy a POW in N. Korea anyway?)

    Anyway, happy early b-day, boss!

  3. My cat, whose name is Ambrose but is always just called “kitty” when addressed, will receive much fussinations from me in your name today, Prof. CC (E). He was adopted from the local shelter, so that’s covered too.

      1. Yes. Though it is the first launch attempt they are planning on landing all 3 cores. 2 of them on land and 1 of them on a barge. It will be pretty amazing if they pull it off.

        Personally, I’m expecting things to go wrong. But if they do it won’t damp my enthusiasm for SpaceX. This is a 1st attempt with a new system and in rocketry graceful failure modes are not the norm.

  4. I’ve not sent greetings because I am afraid of the opprobrium I’ll receive if I use the “wrong” phrase. But, here goes: Merry Coynezaa to all but especially to PCC!

  5. O, Mr Lewis Helf, what a mighty fine word,
    this one: opprobrium !

    Fitting it so is in re very many, many
    phrasings ! In addition to myself,
    Dr Coyne is the only other one whom I have
    known to employ it ! And now … … you !

    Blue

  6. A day in advance,

    Homology
    Allopatry
    Phylogeny
    Phenotype
    Yak

    Biodiversity
    Isolation
    Recombination
    Trogoniformes
    Hiodontiformes
    Diatom
    Adaptation
    Yorkrakinensis

    Have a wonderful day!

      1. You (ha) noticed. I had trouble with the Y and subsequently the whole thing is a little off. Anyway, Happy Birthday to Jerry. I’m very grateful.

  7. For f^cks sake – I click the pic of the frozen ghost so I can fwd it and I can’t find it on the page that comes up (try it!). Then I notice a little box that says there’s a pic that may contain sensitive material. Srsly???

    This is where the vaunted artificial intelligence is leading.

    1. Here is a direct link to the image in the tweet: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DSFMuC5U8AAMCuB.jpg

      For whatever reason that image has been hidden in the tweet & marked “This media may contain sensitive material. Learn More”. I went to the “Learn more” link & anyone who finds an image disturbing can tag it as such & it gets hidden, but it’s still accessible by expanding it. I suppose it’s to protect the feelz of those who are triggered easily. Usual bollocks.

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