21 thoughts on “Cat pwns dog”

      1. Haha. My dog is always darting her eyes around while you’re talking to her.

        You also might like the remake (that I made when the song was popular) of Betty Davis Eyes to Marty Feldman Eyes. “Sheeeee’s got Marty Feldman eyesssssss”.

        1. Your dog’s internal monologue: “must listen to master must listen to master…kind of hungry…OH MY GAWD WAS THAT A SQUIRREL No it wasn’t ok just calm down must listen to master don’t want master to be sad with me must listen to master…”

  2. Give the dog props for not gulping down the cat like a snack, as happens, if memory serves, in an Anton Chekhov story whose title slips my mind.

  3. I love videos of cats beating up/scaring off animals ten to fifty times larger than them (anyone seen the few floating around out there of cats driving off bears?). My first cat, who was pretty small as far as cats go (and by far the sweetest cat I’ve ever had or encountered in my life when it came to people) beat up every single dog in the neighborhood. It was hilarious. Any time he saw a dog, he would just walk right up to it and start hissing and growling, and if that dog didn’t have the good sense to leave right away he would get a good drubbing 🙂

    1. Indeed. Of all the cats I’ve had they’ve never been afraid of d*gs. Any playful chase time was always limited by the cats discretion. It’s scandalous they way cat’s have been portrayed.
      The only cat I’ve ever seen run from a d*g was a 30 lb ginger when my neighbor’s malamute went after it.
      In the ginger’s defense, the malamute had a reputation for attacking anything with 4 legs and was usually kept in the yard or on a leash.

          1. If his servants were going to name him after a president, they should have chosen Grover 🙂

      2. There are several videos of cats facing off gators. Very impressive, but I wonder how dangerous it is, that alligator could swallow the cat in one piece.

      1. Your clan motto does you proud. And I certainly wouldn’t argue with you about toilet paper 😉 . Our motto loosely translates as Brave and Trusty, but I’m not that brave.

        1. I like to translate it as “Don’t f*ck with me motherf*cker or I’ll f*ck you up!”

  4. Not being clued up on internet lingo, I saw the title as ‘Cat pawns dog’ and wondered how much for.
    Doh!

    1. When I see “pwns”, I think of prawns then get a hankering for shrimp. 🍤

  7. “Cat PWNS d*g”- why, that’s not news; that’s a “given”! Cats ALWAYS pwn d*gs!

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