Where has the week gone? It’s Thursday already and Hili is issuing fatwas! Where did she learn Arabic?
Hili: I have decided to issue a fatwa.
A: What fatwa?
Hili: That winter is haram and spring is halal.
In Polish:
Hili: Postanowiłam wydać fatwę.
Ja: Jaką?
Hili:, Że zima jest haram a wiosna halal.

I cannot agree with you here Hili – I am a winter person – but then I am not a cat & you do not have those giant lynx paws for walking on snow! 😉
Maybe Hili is descended from Muezza. You reckon?
At university, of course. Isn’t that where most people learn a new language?
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