Wednesday: Hili dialogue on Darwin Day

February 12, 2014 • 4:10 am

It’s Darwin Day—the 205th anniversary of the birth of Charles Darwin (and, of course, of Abraham Lincoln, who was born on the exact same day). Hili is celebrating in her own way:

Hili: Do you know what kind of bird that is in that tree?
A: No, it’s too far away.
Hili: What would Darwin do?
A: Shoot it and have a good look at it.
Hili: Then would he eat it?
A: No, he would stuff it and send it to London.
Hili: What a silly thing to do.

Hili

in Polish:

Hili: Czy wiesz co to za ptaszek siedzi tam na gałęzi?
Ja: Nie, jest za daleko.
Hili: A co by Darwin zrobił?
Ja: Pewnie by go zastrzelił i porządnie obejrzał.
Hili: I zjadł by go potem?
Ja: Nie, wypchał by go i wysłał do Wielkiej Brytanii.
Hili: To głupie.

9 thoughts on “Wednesday: Hili dialogue on Darwin Day

  1. In fact Hili, there is a good chance he did eat it first. Famously he was eating a rhea when he suddenly realized it was an undescribed variety, then he also ate an owl on one occasion, for he was President of the Cambridge Glutton Club
    http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2003/mar/09/foodanddrink.features15

    & of course there is the story of him collecting beetles when he had one in each hand, saw a third he wanted so put one in his mouth…
    http://www.darwinproject.ac.uk/the-beetle-darwin-couldnt-bear-to-lose

  2. Frankly, I would much prefer remembering Darwin visiting the London zoo where he presented the orangutan with a mirror and watched her reactions with wonder and admiration. Biology is, after all, a lot more than collecting specimens.

  3. Color me clueless here, but would Darwin really have shot the animal? I just couldn’t imagine Darwin bludgeoning one of his eponymous finches…

    1. In his day, Darwin was an avid collector and naturalist. I don’t have figures for his collections on the Beagle, but he would have been expected to come back with a lot. Stuffed, skinned, preserved in formalin (IIRC there was an event in the Argentina / Falklands leg of the voyage where the sailors dropped and broke a lot of his supply of formalin, to his considerable and vocal annoyance).
      O tempora, o mores! He lived in a different time and place, with different “mores” (same root as “morals” in English).

      1. Very interesting. Thanks for the additional info! Taxidermied (is that a word) animals have always been kind of a phobia of mine. Makes going to the zoo hard, wah wah.

        1. “Taxidered” is the formulation my dad used, but I think he made it up. He wanted to take it up as a hobby when he retired, but hasn’t found time.
          There’s still a badger and a couple of owls in the freezer, awaiting “time” though. (All road kill, or other incidental deaths.)

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