Remember when I posted the video of Ricky Gervais getting the gift of a Siamese kitten from Jonathan Ross on Ross’s television show? That was in 2003, and here’s a screenshot:
Well, the cat, named Ollie, has grown up, and, according to a funny new tw – – t from Gervais, it’s grown up normally, having become an immobile and humungous lump.
Well, perhaps Gervais could play Muhammed and cut his pants off. . .
h/t: Grania
Ricky obviously has more endurance than me. If that was my cat its slumbers would be abruptly cut short by a panic-stricken rush to the bathroom…
He’d have to cut his LEGS off! I just scoop my cat off, do what has to be done, and replace the cat when I sit down. Some cats consider this unacceptable however.
I think all cats consider that unacceptable, but I think they’d consider sitting on an increasingly-damp lap even more unacceptable….
b&
All cats consider that unacceptable behavior, some just learn to tolerate it though. Cats believe humans exist (were placed on Earth by the cat deity) in order to serve cats.
*whew* When I saw the title of this post I was afraid he’d eaten it! (being an atheist and all… that’s what we do ya know)
Nah, it’s babies we eat, preferably barbequed.
Did somebody say, “barbecued babies?”
<grabs knife and fork />
Where?
b&
I’ll get the bambino sauce!
Babies: Cute, Cuddly, and Delicious!
I take mine as Swiftian classics : “a nice fricassee”.
That looks like my recently-departed Yeshi, except that she was a tortoise-point.
This is, oddly, my favorite view of a cat–across its back, and through its ears.
Isn’t that a beautiful animal.
It’s a good view, yes.
Better is the belly from closer-than-nose-distance.
Best is the eyeball from eyelash-distance as he’s scent-marking your cheek with his own….
b&
Cheer up with a music video about space- and time-traveling cats
Freaky.