Pet me, you moron!

30 thoughts on “Pet me, you moron!”

1. http://thebloggess.com/2013/08/love-me/

   Oh those puddy cats love to train humans.

2. It’s got mites in its ears. #spoilsport

   1. Ha ha and using hash tags that allude to the social media that Jerry abhors to boot!

3. I’m sure there’re other explanations, but I rather doubt any of them are in line with reality. Seems pretty clear this one is.

   b&

4. Isn’t it endearing, how gently the cat persuades the person? Because here at chez Marta, Evil the cat just picks up the nearest object and clobbers me with it. True story.

   1. Evil must be a fundamentalist slave master.

      1. Someday, I’m going to be one of Huffington Post’s features: “Woman dies; then eaten by her own cat”.

         1. I’d rather the feature read, “Man, 110, and cat, 72, die peacefully in bed of natural causes within hours of each other.”

            b&

            1. Well, yes dear. You understand I wasn’t stating a preference?

            2. I feel obliged to point out again that my preference is to live forever like Highlander and to have pets that lived forever too (that was the new twist I added).

            3. The problem with your preference, of course, is that there can be only one….

               b&

            4. Yeah I know but the soundtrack is sooooo cool!

            5. You mean this one?

               b&

            6. Yes but especially this one!

            7. That’s good, too. They’re all good….

               b&

            8. Ah. Prophecy.

               I’ve never been good at prophecy….

               b&

         2. I don’t know how to “link” but Google WOMAN EATEN BY CATS.

            Apparently was discovered yesterday.

            I know, kinda kills the mood.

            Oh, well.

            1. Oh, dear god. It could really happen?

            2. For some reason, it never bothers me that I could die & my pets could eat me. Meh, I wasn’t using my body. No biggie.

            3. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/13/janet-veal-cat-owner-gnawed-eaten_n_3749556.html

               This is the Huffington Post
               story on woman gnawed by cats; see if I learned how to link.

5. Here’s something similar.
   

6. Derp! Here’s the link.
   http://i.imgur.com/44cBc3U.gif

7. In Soviet Russia, cat strokes you!

8. The cat appears to be smiling as it’s petted too — my my!

9. My cat does that all the time.

10. I’ve had animals do that to me – force me to pat them even by putting their heads under my hand!

    1. When Baihu wants a belly rub, he just warps himself around my arm with my hand in the proper position. He then uses my elbow as a pillow and zonks out.

       b&

       1. Wow, he has the power to alter the space/time continuum.

          1. Yes. Yes, he certainly does.

             He also has the powers of invisibility and levitation — which, come to think of it, aren’t all that surprising in light of his other powers….

             b&

11. Seems pretty convincing to me. This cat looks like it wanted the “brain muncher” but its owner doesn’t quite get it right.

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