by Matthew Cobb
We are all used to seeing The Saviour pop up on pieces of toast, but this visitation surely takes the dog-biscuit. Why would an all-powerful being choose to reveal themselves in such a way (and place)? The ways of the Lord are mysterious indeed…
I was pointed to this photo at this hispanic site. Other sources are available, no doubt. And if you Google ‘Jesus dog arse’ (or ‘butt’) you’ll find several others. Photoshop may have been involved, but you know, you probably don’t want to look too closely.
45 thoughts on “Jesus appears in a dog butt”
This is seriously funny.
I’m converting. “Hole”ly mole!
Now, who thought that asshole was an insult? It will now put you on par with the “divine” lol
This raises some uncomfortable questions about the dog owners themselves, namely, under what circumstances did they discover this phenomenon?
Duh, obviously whilst looking at their dog’s asshole continuously and from close range.
Yes! I am wondering what kind of mind would contemplate such a theological endeavor?
But when his disciples saw it, they had indignation, saying, To what purpose is this waste?
And he said “The poo you shall always have with you but you will not always have me.”
1) I smell (!) photoshop – it looks more symmetrical than animal parts tend to be.
2) Though I have not much experience with dogs’ nether regions, I have one kitteh with medium long hair with a fine undercoat, especially on his belly, and he keeps getting knots/mats. Unfortunately, while he loves dorsal brushing, ventral is rather a challenge, so I often have to go in with scissors (and fear and trepidation).
3) Why is a pareidolic image of a bearded man necessarily Jesus? (And a woman with a cloak must be Mary.) How do they know it isn’t Elijah, or Moses, or Noah, or Abraham, etc.
4) I’m trying to imagine what Islamic pareidolia would be like…
“How do they know it isn’t Elijah, or Moses, or Noah, or Abraham, etc.”
It definitely isn’t Elijah. Jewish tradition is to leave an empty chair at the dinner table for him…..he ain’t ever shown.
To me, it resembles the Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of Oz.
Christ, what an asshole.
Reminds me of the old joke about the comedian doing the introductions at the podium of a convention of optometrists and who, pointing to the very large and detailed rendering of any eye on the wall behind him, said, “Well, I’m glad I’m not addressing a convention of protologists” ….
I’d like to know why is a miniature Jesus floating beind a dog?
It’s not just a face, I can see the stigmata, some feet, and the trailing ends of the angel wings.
I’ll see your dog’s arse and raise you an unholy water melon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCL4dXUtblg and the image of the big bang in a piece of toast http://www.satireandcomment.com/0208toast.html 🙂
And at this moment there’s a Kashi ad (Tasty food – Kids will like!) running right under it. I wonder how their marketing dept would like that if they knew?
My ad is about Alzheimer’s. Maybe they know something about me…
“Ad?” What is this “ad” of which you speak?
Holy Shit! My life now has meaning thanks to a dog’s ass.
What is to become of the poop, considering it is coming from Jesus’ mouth?
Isn’t that what theology is all about? Es-shat-ology?
Brings new meaning to the phrase “verbal diarrhea.”
Pooch poo woo
Heard a lovely programme on Radio 4 recently, where Terry Jones was being interviewed about comic writing. He quoted at length from Geoffrey Chaucer’s The Summoner’s Prologue.
To summarise: a friar is visiting hell, but doesn’t see any other friars, he presumes they are all in heaven. An angel disabuses of this notion.
The angel asks the Devil:
‘Hold up thy tail thy Satanas’ said he
‘Show forth thine arse and let the friar see
Where is the nest of friars in this place!’
Time to be converted, y’all atheists! haha
And what do we see if we look at the image upside down? Could it be an alien?
“It wasn’t me, the dog farted.”
How do you know?
“I saw his asshole open”.
Why were you looking?
“I just happened to be looking at the dog’s asshole”.
doG says: Let me go! God’s going to sneeze if I don’t scratch His nose.
This is surely a bitch, not a dog.
Nah, that’s a castrated male. How can you miss the scrotal pouches between his legs.*
Which, by the way seems strange coming from an Hispanic website. Too many of the Hispanic men I’ve met and heard about are much too macho to castrate their dogs. I know that’s a terrible stereotype, but that’s my experience.
*I suppose it could also be a dog with undescended testicles.
Just another Hey Zeus sighting.
We all know that Jesus was full of S**t…now we have direct evidence
If Jesus’s face is on a dog’s ass, does this mean that shit comes out of his mouth which can make people blind?
Jesus was too pooped to make it to the toast.
It looks real to me, and similar to other images I’ve seen of other dogs (probably of the same breed, though). Therefore, it must be a True Apparition!
… or maybe we’re just pattern-seeking creatures.
Also, on the Hispanic web site the caption says Jesus appears in the “Let the little children come to me” pose.
Spoken like a true nut-bag
To Bernard Hurley,
I was responding to some religious nut-bug that posted a comment a couple of days ago quoting the bible, insisting we all accept jc as our saviour. It seems that my response did not end up in the correct place.
Seek and you shall find… Apparently on a dog’s bunghole.