An alert reader from Basel has sent me a link to an April Fool article in the Süddeutsche Zeitung, published in Munich. It describes a new movie in which Quentin Tarantino directs Tom Cruise in a movie about the life of Charles Darwin. Using my rough German (no time to translate the whole piece), the beginning reads:
Set visit: Cruise plays Darwin
GOD’S GLOVE COMPARTMENT
“Like Stauffenberg [the anti-Hitler Nazi who Cruise plays in a new movie] with sideburns.”: Tom Cruise and Quentin Tarantino film Darwin’s life on the Galapagos Islands — and even make evolution palatable to creationists.
Accompanying the article is an action scene from the movie:
Whoever did the Photoshop job needs to learn some basic physics, like the Pauli exclusion principle. Roughly paraphrased, the Pauli exclusion principle states that a carapace and a leg may not coexist in the same volume of space.
Is that some sort of Vulcan nerve pinch?
Silly Reginald,
The turtles have obviously been bred to feature comfortable, inbuilt saddles.
By Thetans.