Hili: Who invented Mondays?
A: I suspect Persians.
Hili: Why?
A: I think that the authors of the Bible stole more from the Persians than from Egyptians, but I could be mistaken.
In Polish:
Hili: Kto wymyślił poniedziałki?
Ja: Podejrzewam Persów.
Hili: Dlaczego.
Ja: Mam wrażenie, że autorzy Biblii więcej ukradli od Persów niż od Egipcjan, ale mogę się mylić.
Mostly the Akkadians and the Assyrians, but we won’t split hairs.
Hili, its not so bad, these Mondays.
Of course, the real question is when was coffee invented? If before Monday, we [humans] are ok. If not, I can only imagine the horror.
Ah, yes, the start of Hili’s, uh, work week.